Cry Me A Riverdale

Chapter 51: The gang have troubles, they sing about their troubles, then they sigh and walk off scene. Then they got more troubles, so they sing more, and also frustratingly sigh more. Repeat.

Chapter 50: Gladys is the Kingpin, Jughead is Daredevil, Veronica is Elektra, I think Archie is also Daredevil sort of and Betty might be another Daredevil or Iron Fist.

Chapter 49: Kevin goes full Farmy, the Serpents & Ghoulies are not getting along and Archie almost gets Chuckied by a kid. Things are fine.

Chapter 48: Archie goes full Creed on boxing with OCP while Betty saves her mom from a less than safe hot tub party.

Chapter 47: A lot of good gay stuff happens and Jon gets a pizza delivered.

Chapter 46: Welcome to Teen Crimes, brought to you by Drug Island.

Chapter 45: Dark Archie enters into the extended Riverdale universe and FP looks good in a uniform.

Chapter 44: Betty attempts to actually use the legal system and fails miserably at every turn while Veronica commits felonies and hires a gang for protection and Jughead all but ruins the serpents. Archie kills a bear. With his hands.

Chapter 43: We meet Mama Jughead. We like Mama Jughead. Other stuff might have happened this episode. Not sure.

Chapter 41 & 42: Archie is on the lam so he decides to lay low andOH CRAP ARCHIE ALREADY LEFT THE BUNKER! Then he visits a farm. Then he gets shaved.

Chapter 45: Jughead is gonna be the very best, like no one ever was. And Archie dies of a staph infection. It was truly tragic. Featuring special guest, Anthony Carboni!

Chapter 39: The Riverdale Breakfast Club plays Killer Jumanji while larping on drugs and Alice returns to form as non-culty crazy Alice for at least one episode.

Chapter 39: All the kids play Guys & Gargs with that cool blue drink while Archie goes full Brad Pitt on some prison boys.

Chapter 37: Archie gets to juvie and is quickly updated on the currency of shoes in prison.

Chapter 36: It's the end of Summer and the boys are back in town. And the girls. And the hot dads.

Chapter 35: Veronica goes to the mat with Hiram, Archie goes to the mat with Hiram, Betty goes to the mat with Hal, and Riverdale is having a 3 for 1 sale on Mat's at Pop's in the SEASON FINALE!

Chapter 34: Riverdale has descended into a full-scale riot, Ronnie realizes this whole "mob thing" is really pretty dangerous, and Betty finds out the true identity of the Black Hood.

Chapter 33: Betty confides in Cheryl and Cheryl drops knowledge on errybody, the Black Hood misses a lot, and Fred deals with his own mortality (again).

Chapter 32: Dealing with the recent murder at their school musical, SHIT GETS REAL.

Chapter 31: Everyone comes out of the woodwork to put on a production of Carrie: The Musical, Jughead films it, and Kevin makes a series of unfortunate decisions.