We Hate Movies

Holy smokes, it's somehow the 600th episode of We Hate Movies!  And on this very special episode, we reach the conclusion of our coverage of live action Larry the Cable Guy movies with the truly abysmal Delta Farce! Could this movie be any more 2007 trapped in amber? Why did Keith David need to do this movie? And how many dads and uncles slapped their knees red at all the racist shit in this cinematic catastrophe? PLUS: It is truly astounding to the four of us that we have now reached the 600th episode of WHM Prime. This would absolutely NOT have happened without you fine folks out there tuning in week in and week out and we cannot begin to thank you all enough. So from Andrew, Chris, Eric & Steve, we're grateful that you found us, that you've stuck around, and that you continue to spread the word of WHM far and wide. Take it easy!  Delta Farce stars Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, DJ Qualls, Lisa Lampenelli, and, for some reason, the legendary Keith David; directed by C.B. Harding. Catch this guys

On this week's episode, the 2022 Listener Request Month continues with a discussion around Andrew Niccol's Gattaca follow-up, S1m0ne! Why didn't they realize this concept had to go full-satire to work? Why did we need so much with the tabloid reporter characters? And are we to believe that Al Pacino's character becomes a CGI master all on his own in less than a year? PLUS: Pacino runs some lines from Home Alone!  S1m0ne stars Al Pacino, Catherine Keener, Rachel Roberts, Winona Ryder, Jay Mohr, Evan Rachel Wood, and Elias Koteas; directed by Andrew Niccol. Catch this guys this April when they play Boston, D.C., and Philly! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm   Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2022 Listener Request Month kicks off with a discussion around the absolutely disgusting family film, The Adventures of Pinocchio! How terrifying is it when this puppet struggles to speak? Why are none of these human beings shocked to see this puppet walking and talking? And what in the world was with all that mouth frosting at the bakery? PLUS: Has everyone read the latest on-the-town column from Puppet Weekly?  The Adventures of Pinocchio stars Martin Landau, Geneviève Bujold, Udo Kier, Bebe Neuwirth, Rob Schneider, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Pinocchio; directed by Steve Barron. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is live from the Bell House in Brooklyn as they celebrate a decade on the air (one year late) by talking about Douglas Cheek's C.H.U.D.! This scuzzy NYC cult classic was a staple in the early days of WHM movie hangs, so it was only appropriate the guys (at least attempt) to chat about the film live on stage! This show featured the first live edition of The VHS Trailer Game, a gross-out gag involving canned food, and a special appearance by none other than friend of the show, Ben Worcester!  C.H.U.D. stars Daniel Stern, John Heard, Christopher Curry, Kim Griest, J.C. Quinn, and Ruth Maleczech; directed by Douglas Cheek. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's We Love Movies selection, the gang is tackling BOTH parts of Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill saga. First up on this ep, it's all about Vol. 1! How fantastic is the music in this film? Has a QT cast ever been better, or more—HEEEEEEY MAAAAN! This episode is for subscribers only, JAAAAAAN! To access the full show, and be ready for next week's Vol. 2 drop, along with hours of exclusive bonus content to go through, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the guys welcome back friend of the show, New York Times columnist, and co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast, Jamelle Bouie! It's sort of an unofficial WLM episode as everyone gathers to chat about the totally outrageous 1994 action film, Blown Away! How great is Tommy Lee Jones' Batman villain boat hideout? Would that bar really have hired Mike Starr? And what is going on with everyone's accent in this movie?! PLUS: Watch out for that exploding garlic bread!  Blown Away stars Jeff Bridges, Tommy Lee Jones, Suzy Amis, Forest Whitaker, Lloyd Bridges, and Ruben Santiago-Hudson as Blanket; directed by Stephen Hopkins. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's show, the gang welcomes Jenn K. back to the program to chat about one of the most 1990s-feeling rom-coms of all time, The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Why did we try so hard to make Ben Chaplin a thing? Did they have to make Uma's character that stupid? And what in the world was with that tortoise maneuver?! PLUS: Steve recalls the time he chose Chasing Amy for family movie night!  The Truth About Cats and Dogs stars Janeane Garofalo, Uma Thurman, Ben Chaplin, Jamie Foxx, James McCaffrey, and Mitch Rouse as Bee Man; directed by Michael Lehmann. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the Worst of 2021 behind them, the gang goes back to basics with a convo on the outrageous 1996 family comedy, Big Bully! How perfectly deranged is Tom Arnold in this movie? Was that Air Force guy having sex with the teacher? Why didn't Moranis just threaten to call the cops? And does this Fang fella get horny after he bullies or what? PLUS: Was Moranis's character also the Zodiac?    Big Bully stars Rick Moranis, Tom Arnold, Julianne Philips, Carol Kane, Jeffrey Tambor, Curtis Armstrong, Faith Prince, Blake Bashoff, Cody McMains, and Don Knotts; directed by Steve Miner. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode of The Mandalorian Half Hour —erm, The Podcast of Boba Fett, rather, the guys are chatting about the totally solid fifth episode (from another show), "Return of the Mandalorian"! How great was it seeing our pal Mando? Wasn't it fabulous to once again—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive content, including all previous Podcast of Boba Fett episodes, click over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang brings their survey of some of the worst of '21 to a close with the comic book movie that's a real drag, Eternals! Why couldn't they have stayed closer to the comic, both narratively and stylistically? How did they not realize they needed to make Angelina Jolie's character way bigger? And how in the world did they think these non-character Deviant animals were acceptable? PLUS: What if Remy from Ratatouille joined the MCU as the Avengers' cook?  Eternals stars Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Kit Harington, Kumail Nanjiani, Lia McHugh, Brian Tyree Henry, Lauren Ridloff, Barry Keoghan, Don Lee, Harish Patel, and Bill Skarsgård; directed by Chloé Zhao.  Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's WLM, the guys are talking about one of the absolute best cinematic spectacles from last year, Denis Villeneuve's Dune! How incredible is the production design all over this thing? Does Paul have the hots for his—HEY NOW! This extra-large episode on Dune is for subscribers only! To access the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this We Love Movies on Dune, along with hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the program, our (Some of) the Worst of the Previous Year Month continues as the gang chats about the completely incomprehensible Mark Wahlberg movie, Infinite! So we're to believe Mark is playing a guy born in, ::checks notes::, 1985? Why is he trying to get a job at that restaurant when he clearly could make a living being an underground sword maker? And do the Highlander creators have a case with this source material? PLUS: Toby Jones just choking on that honey... mm-mmm... that's good stuff. Infinite stars Mark Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sophie Cookson, Dylan O'Brien, Jason Mantzoukas, Rupert Friend, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Kae Alexander, Wallis Day, Liz Carr, and Toby Jones; directed by Antoine Fuqua. Catch the replay of WHM's virtual live show on Mortal Kombat '21 -- streaming until 11:59pm/et on Friday, 1/21! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patr

On this episode, the (Some of the) Worst of the Previous Year month continues with the disgusting IP orgy, Space Jam: A New Legacy! Why couldn't they give LeBron a hilarious little house like Michael Jordan got in the first one? Why did they have to make gross, pseudo-photorealistic Looney Tunes? And how many of these familiar WB background characters were ripped right from their respective porno parodies? PLUS: Look out for Granny and her tight, cartoon pants in that Matrix world—yikes! Space Jam: A New Legacy stars LeBron James, Don Cheadle, Cedric Joe, Khris Davis, Wood Harris, Ceyair J. Wright, Lil Rel Howery, Zendaya, Michael B. Jordan, Steven Yeun, Sarah Silverman, and Sonequa Martin-Green; directed by Malcolm D. Lee. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, the gang kicks off 2022 and The Worst of the Previous Year Month with a chat about the totally lackluster vidya game blockbuster, Free Guy! Why should we care about any of this when the movie itself tells us nothing matters? Why do so many people think a Doctor Doak-looking Ryan Reynolds is hot? And what in the world were they thinking with this Taika performance? PLUS: The guys go off on a lengthy Where's Waldo? jag!  Free Guy stars Ryan Reynolds, Jodie Comer, Joe Keery, Lil Rel Howery, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Taika Waititi, and Channing Tatum; directed by Shawn Levy. Catch WHM's VIRTUAL live show on Mortal Kombat (2021)! Check out the WHM Merch Store - Just in time for the holidaze! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the premiere of our new Star Wars recap show, The Podcast of Boba Fett, we're chatting about the mostly underwhelming debut episode of the latest trip into the galaxy far, far away, The Book of Boba Fett! Why did they have to have all the—hey now! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only. To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this premiere The Podcast of Boba Fett episode along with hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this special edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about a fabulous (and kind-of under-watched) Trek film, 1994's Star Trek: Generations! What's with all the cosplay nonsense up front? How great is Malcolm McDowell in this movie? And who among us hasn't shed—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today! Not only will you unlock this bountiful bit of Trek goodness, you'll also gain access to hours, upon hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final WLM episode of the month (and our final episode of the year!) we're chatting about one of the all-time great sci-fi/action masterpieces, The Matrix! How incredible is all this fight choreography? How much different (and worse) would this film have been with Will Smith in the lead? And how many of us cranked this rad and loud soundtrack back in 1999? PLUS: Is Agent Smith a Barenaked Ladies superfan? The Matrix stars Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Hugo Weaving, Gloria Foster, Joe Pantoliano, Marcus Chong, Julian Arahanga, Matt Doran, Belinda McClory, and Anthony Ray Parker as Dozer; directed by Lana and Lilly Wachowski. Catch WHM's VIRTUAL live show on Mortal Kombat (2021)! Check out the WHM Merch Store - Just in time for the holidaze! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's very special WLM-influenced AD, the gang is chatting about the legendary Pixar classic, Toy Story! What on Earth was with the decision to add all the—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this mega-sized episode of Animation Damnation, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Not only do you get instant access to this 86-minute ep on Toy Story, but you also instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive WHM content!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this very special holiday edition of WLM, the guys are talking about one of the all-time Christmas classics, Home Alone! How fabulous are Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in this movie? Who else's skin was crawling with all those people in one house? And just what did Old Man Marley actually feud with his son over? PLUS: Everyone clean out your freezers, Sausage Claus is coming to town! Home Alone stars Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Catherine O'Hara, John Heard, Roberts Blossom, Devin Ratray, Gerry Bamman, Kieran Culkin, and John Candy; directed by Chris Columbus. Catch WHM's VIRTUAL live show on Mortal Kombat (2021)! Check out the WHM Merch Store - Just in time for the holidaze! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's bonus WLM, the guys are chatting about Ridley Scott's 1979 sci-fi/horror masterpiece, Alien! How fantastic is it to watch a movie with this much precision set work, starring a bunch of sweaty, salt-of-the-earth—WHOA there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this WLM episode on Alien, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content for your ears! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.