We Hate Movies

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the abhorrent, embarrassing, talking animal dud, Dolittle! If more competently put together, is there a real movie here? Why is RDJ distracting himself with that accent? And he did WHAT to that dragon? PLUS: Hire real voice actors for these movies! Dolittle stars Robert Downey Jr., Antonio Banderas, Michael Sheen, Jim Broadbent, Jessie Buckley, and the voices of Emma Thompson, Rami Malek, John Cena, Kumail Nanjiani, Octavia Spencer, Tom Holland, Craig Robinson, Ralph Fiennes, Selena Gomez, and 9/11 truther Marion Cotillard; directed by Stephen Gaghan. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the first episode of 2021, the gang welcomes back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the real let down that is Wonder Woman 1984! How bad do they do by these classic hero AND villain characters in this sequel? As incredible and handsome as he is, did Chris Pine really need to be in this? And what were they thinking with that Egypt sequence? PLUS: Come on with that cameo! Catch the WHM gang LIVE (on the Internet) on Friday, January 15th talking about the outrageous and unnecessary sequel, Terminator: Dark Fate! Click here for tickets! Wonder Woman 1984 stars Gal Godot, Chris Pine, Pedro Pascal, Kristen Wiig, Robin Wright, Connie Nielsen, Ravi Patel, Lilly Aspell, and Natasha Rothwell; directed by Patty Jenkins. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this very special edition of The Nexus, the gang closes out 2020 with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-they-remembered 2009 J.J. Abrams Star Trek. Were the lens flares really that bad? Are we still cool with the Beasties on the soundtrack? And how rad was that—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Instantly unlock this episode along with hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final episode of 2020, the gang sits back to chat about the beloved Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! Was Freddy trying to cover his tracks by framing Rod? How much does Saxon despise that ex-wife? And could that EMT crew be any less professional? PLUS: You want Bob Shaye to green light your picture? Better make sure there's a role for Lin! A Nightmare on Elm Street stars Robert Englund, Heather Langenkamp, John Saxon, Johnny Depp, Jsu Garcia, Amanda Wyss, Ronee Blakely, and Lin Shaye; directed by Wes Craven. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final Mail Bag of the year, it's the annual Holiday Extravaganza! On this episode the guys answer questions from the audience; drink some beers; tell some ridiculous stories (some based around backyard wrestling); and read letters about ghost sex, a movie-going divorced dad, Rudy Giuliani being a filthy pig at the movies, and much more! If you have questions for the gang or want your weird/wild story read on the air, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's special WHM holiday episode, the gang is chatting about one of the greatest puppet-led films of all time, The Muppet Christmas Carol! How incredible is Michael Caine in this movie? What's the breakdown of Muppets you can and cannot eat? Are those offspring biologically accurate? And is the Ghost of Christmas Present smoking weed in there? PLUS: Have a look at the latest UK food sensation, Potato in a Boot! The Muppet Christmas Carol stars Michael Caine, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, The Great Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Fozzie Bear, Steve Whitmire, Jerry Nelson, David Goelz, and the legendary Frank Oz; directed by Brian Henson. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's WLM episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie back to the program to heap endless praise on one of the all-time greats, Batman Returns! Has Michelle Pfeiffer ever been better? Why did Batman have to 'scratch' the CD of the Penguin recording? How terrifying is that abandoned zoo? And has a family film ever embraced the threat of child murder more? PLUS: Oswald Cobblepot: the David Koresh of the Gotham sewer? Batman Returns stars Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough, Michael Murphy, Cristi Conaway, Andrew Bryniarski, Steve Witting, Jane Hooks, Vincent Schiavelli, and Pat Hingle; directed by Tim Burton. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our marathon episode of LOTR: Fellowship drops Thursday, December 10, but we wanted to get the party going a little early! Here's a super-sized clip to whet your appetite before the whole thing goes live tomorrow on our Patreon! If you don't yet have access and want to listen to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. You'll get this episode when it drops, along with instant access to hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you cannot get anywhere else! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's WLM episode, the gang is chatting about the Coen Brothers classic, Fargo! How perfect is the dive bar at the beginning? Has Buscemi ever been better? And can John Carroll Lynch make us some eggs? PLUS: What if the Kool-Aid Man was from Fargo? Fargo stars Frances McDormand, William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi, Peter Stormare, Harve Presnell, John Carroll Lynch, Steve Reevis, Larry Brandenburg, and Steve Park as Mike Yanagita; directed by Joel Coen. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are getting into the holiday spirit by reading some spooky AND scary letters, and taking some ghoulish questions from the audience! To catch these WHM Mail Bag episodes while they're hot, be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch the episodes live! And be sure to tune in this Thursday, December 10th, 2020, for the holiday-themed final mail bag of the year! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the gang gathers round to chat about one of the most obscure characters in Star Wars history, Yoda! Was our good pal Yoda originally just—HEY NOW! Episode for subscribers only, this is! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today, you must! Instantly access this episode, along with hours upon hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the program, we kick off the 2020 We Love Movies month with a super-sized episode on Orson Welles' monster cinematic achievement, Citizen Kane! How easily do audiences fall for young Kane and his "I love the working man" B.S.? Who sings and dances to their own theme song? And really—paying that much money to die in Florida? PLUS: Does Jim Davis have a Kane-sized Garfield fortune? Citizen Kane stars Joseph Cotton, Dorothy Comingore, Agnes Moorehead, Ruth Warrick, Ray Collins, Everett Sloane, and Orson Welles; produced, co-written and directed by Orson Welles. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang preps for Thanksgiving by offering up the final Brimsgiving episode—a bountiful chat all about the ridiculously long, totally engaging, Tom Cruise-starring, John Grisham legal thriller adaptation, The Firm! How close are these senior partners at The Firm to pulling actual Rosemary's Baby type stuff? How horny is Hackman's character supposed to get? And why was everyone dressed so formally to attend that steamboat museum tour? PLUS: The WHM thesis comes together as the guys try to juggle impressions of Gary Busey and Holly Hunter—two of their celebrated celebrity voices that sound exactly the same! The Firm stars Wilford Brimley, Tom Cruise, Gene Hackman, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Hal Holbrook, Terry Kinney, Ed Harris, Holly Hunter, David Strathairn, Gary Busey, Steven Hill, and Jerry Hardin; directed by Sydney Pollack. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Adverti

On this episode, Brimsgiving hits its worst film in the lineup, the absolutely abhorrent Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins! What in the world were they thinking with this Joel Grey performance and makeup? Was Fred Ward really that much more recognizable than Bruce Willis? And why did they place all their action sequences completely out of order? PLUS: Marvel as Brimley never stands the entire film! Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins stars Wilford Brimley, Fred Ward, Joel Grey, J.A. Preston, Kate Mulgrew, George Coe, Charles Cioffi, Patrick Kilpatrick, and Michael Pataki; directed by Guy Hamilton. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this Brimsgiving-adjacent edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about a bonkers episode of the total trash Star Wars cartoon, Ewoks! The episode in question, " The Curse of the Jindas," originally aired on October 19th, 1985 and features Ewoks bathing in—Yub nub! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today. Instantly unlock this show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, Brimsgiving gets a bit sleazy as the gang welcomes Josh Lewis from the Sleazoids podcast to chat about the Charles Bronson horror/cop/thriller scuzz-fest, 10 to Midnight! How is there no scene of Brimley firing Bronson? Did the killer make a fake karate champion poster with his picture on it? And what's Bronson's problem with quiche? PLUS: What if Brimley and Bronson starred in some of the 1980's slasher franchises? 10 to Midnight stars Wilford Brimley, Charles Bronson, Lisa Eilbacher, Andrew Stevens, Gene Davis, and Geoffrey Lewis; directed by J. Lee Thompson. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD, 2020: GO VOTE TODAY, AMERICA! On the WHM 2020 Election Special, the gang kicks off the Brimsgiving celebrations with an episode on the ridiculous 1996 old man comedy, My Fellow Americans! Would Walter Matthau really have been able to play Garner's lothario ex-president? Who needed to hear Jack Lemmon wax poetic about wet dreams? And wow, Brimley playing the head of the DNC, huh? PLUS: A public restroom rant to beat the band! My Fellow Americans stars Wilford Brimley, Jack Lemmon, James Garner, Dan Aykroyd, John Heard, Lauren Bacall, Sela Ward, Everett McGill, Bradley Whitford, James Rebhorn, Esther Rolle, Michael Peña, Ann Cusack, Marg Helgenberger, and Conchata Ferrell; directed by Peter Segal. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for pri

CAUTION: THIS PREVIEW CONTAINS SOME LIGHT MANDO SPOILERS! On the season premiere of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is chatting about the most excellent season two kick-off! In "Chapter Nine: The Marshal," we see Mando and Baby Yoda gambling on—HEY NOW! This is the way for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the landmark 50th (!!!!) episode of The Nexus the gang is talking about a classic episode of TOS and a incredibly silly episode of TNG! First over on TOS it's the beloved episode, "The Trouble with Tribbles"! Originally airing December 29th, 1967, this episode features Kirk dressing down a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this solid Trek talk along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final episode of the 2020 Spook2cular, the guys are chatting about the totally wretched blockbuster sequel, Saw II! Why couldn't the whole movie just focus on the people in the house and leave out the detectives? Couldn't they get anyone for this sequel? And how EXTREME is that needle pit? PLUS: What if Jigsaw was a huge ECW fan? Saw II stars Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Donnie Wahlberg, Erik Knudson, Franky G, and Dina Meyer; directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.