Coffee Donuts & F****d Up S**t

Who was the biggest piece of shit in history? In this continuous series, the Coffee Donuts crew will split off into two teams, pick a historical dick and then pit them against each other in an elimination tournament. Join us as we kick off our first installment of Pieces of Shit in History- Joseph Smith vs. The Bloody Benders. The Second Coming of Joseph Smith Joseph Smith was a lying, murdering, treasonous, cheating, con-man, scam artist who was also the founder of the Mormon Church. He was prone to constant "visions", which justified his decisions, excused his mistakes and bad behavior and gave him an amazing bicycle with the ability to back pedal furiously in the name of God. The Wrath of the Bloody Benders The Bloody Benders are infamously known as the first family of serial killers. Settling in Kansas, their killing spree began four short years after the Civil War, (1869-1872) while eleven bodies were ultimately uncovered, it’s possible that up to 21 people could’ve been murdered by the Benders.

We all know Third Eye Blind’s song "Semi-Charmed Life" is about crystal meth, but, do you know what R.E.M’s song, "What’s the Frequency Kenneth?", is inspired by? Join us in our odyssey to uncover the truth behind various classic tunes, in which we play a game that is aimed to reveal a selection of song meanings, but beware… some of the meanings could be totally fabricated.  Which one's are real?

Woodstock 99 was intended to be the 30th Anniversary celebration of the original Woodstock but instead it disintegrated into rape, looting, riots and arson. "You can have a Woodstock and it can be a safe and secure environment.  We're going to try and make a profit on this one."  - John Scher

Evel Knievel is like John Wayne on bath salts.  He is best known as America's first Daredevil, paving the way for extreme motorsports with his own broken bones. But behind his red, white and blue reputation, is an alcoholic with a violent temper and a history of lies, swindles and criminal behavior.  Evel was a total dick!  He cheated on his sweet lovely wife, beat his kids, drank way too much, never paid anyone back and lied to anyone within earshot.

GG Allin was proudly the most reviled, despised, degenerate and violent performer to ever grace the stage.  He was known more for his lunatic stage antics which included blood, sh*t, piss, nudity, self-mutilation, fighting the audience and blind rage rather than for his music.

In 1986 a fiasco of a fundraiser was put on by Cleveland and the United Way, who were trying to break the Guinness World Record for largest simultaneous ballon launch, which resulted in two deaths, multiple lawsuits, over two tons of latex litter and a gross misuse of time, resources, money, brainpower and volunteers. Plus a bunch of other Guinness s**t, that'll make you squirt hot coffee out of your eyeballs!

Altamont was a disastrous free concert put on by the Rolling Stones, attended by 300,000 people, 850 people were injured, four people died, four babies were born. Many cars were stolen and abandoned, there was major damage done to property and everybody had a generally rotten time.