Hyphen Nation

On this edition of THE BARACK OBAMA APPROVED WORLD'S GREATEST PODCAST, strange things are afoot! I had a close encounter of the bird kind while waking up over IG videos. After I recovered from that, I find out that Mario Kart Tour isn't just for iOS but it's available for #TeamAndroid people like myself! This leads to my Mario Kart origin story and why I never hesitate to call myself a Mario Kart KIng. To finish everything off, I tell the sad story of how I lost the Sega Genesis I was supposed to get for Christmas in 1994. This episode is brought to you by a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte, a Sonic Cranberry Limeade, and Black Cat #4. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hyphen-nation/support