Check, Please!

One man's trash is another man's treasure, but what about the trash of two men once it has been recovered from a third man's treasure vault? Why, it's a Check, Please! Also, a conspicuous lack of (canonical) chess! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Stephen's Corner Theme: Cascade Masquerade (Blitz Lunar) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0