Coffee Donuts & F****d Up S**t

Happy Halloween from Coffee Donuts and Fu*ked up Sh*t!!!                        The Monster Rash I was drinking one night, and looking for ass,  So I came to a party with my werewolf mask,  The music was groovy as I sipped from my flask,  Then I reached in my wallet but couldn’t find no cash!  Had to earn my pussy, so I turned on the class, Then I approached this vampire while stroking my stash,  She started licking her lips in her assless chaps,  She said hey there Wolfie, how bout I give you a rash!  It was the monster rash  It was an oozing gash  She kept telling me “Relax!”  That’s the last time I’ll smash  Things were getting very steamy, and I felt a connection,  My pants got all creamy, but I wasn’t wearing protection,  When I pulled out, green goo poured out my erection,  She started howling with laughter at my newfound infection!  I was screaming in pain as me pee pee was burning  When I streamed my main vein, it was like bloody butter churning,  My cream poured like acid rain, my urethra kept hur