Archie And Reg

Tom Cruise? Mission Impossible? If it's a film about something that is unachievable then how have they made a film about it? And it doesn't even feature a great big Monkey doing a great big piss.Elsewhere Derek Acorah hasn't turned up to the club. But that doesn't mean he hasn't sent a representative.And you may find this difficult to believe but the chaps have found yet another reason to be cross with women. Could this be to do with the "bloody shelf" that Reg was meant to put up six months ago? There is also a question as to whether Reg's wife's slot is big or small.Follow the boys on the Twitter forthwith! @ArchieAndReg