Dudes From Dallas

We're finally doing a show after Rob's MacBook finally finished updating.  Texas Governor Greg Abbott needs to be pushed out of his wheelchair, while Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has the gay face.  Mrs. Rotten hangs out in studio and enlightens the dudes to a muppet movie featuring muppets having sex and jizzing silly string all over the walls.  A jilted  man wins the lottery and immediately dumps thousands of pounds of manure on his former boss' lawn.  Starbucks will now allow you to hang out in their stores without buying anything.  Katy ISD Superintendent resigns and gets a huge severance, despite being a total douchebag.  With the depressing news out there, we take a moment to focus on Project Freedom Ride and a six-year-old boy Roman working to help rescue animals.  Donald Trump gets an honor for his freakishly small hands.  Octopussies (or is it Octopi) are aliens apparently.  Radio nut job Alex Jones storms Google with some unknown dickbag.  Loot Crate and Gamefly join the show as sponsors. Get free stuff or d