Archie And Reg

A man and a lady have been seen holding hands. Whilst this is already distasteful enough there is a real concern that the man seemed to actually be a lady! What the hell could that be about? And what does it have to do with the creator of the fictional superspy James Bond?Elsewhere thoughts turn to Schrödinger and the nonsense he used to get up to extorting money from people with that bloody box of his.And whilst we’re at it, what’s that Grandfather clock for?