Those Damn Ross Kids

Kris and Kole talk about hydration, the void, and eugenics. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Dan Rather and the News Squad. Delicious water. The construction of a Kris Ross joke. Wherein Kris doesn't know what crumping is. Wurther's Original, defined. Your journal prompt: What's your suicide note? The Chinese strike weird. Assault and battery with a penis. Sentenced to church. Eugenics? Praying away the gay?