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This week, we're joined by the extremely lovely Andrew Hastings, as we talk about our not-so-sordid love lives, onstage spectacles, and a whooole lot of Don Pardo. Also, on your request, we don't talk about wrestling at all. Oh yeah, and James Colley dropped by! That was nice. Also -there's no soundcheck at the end of this episode because it was already the length of a bumper.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanI Want You: Food CourtCherry Wine: Born RuffiansCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!Check out Andrew Hastings on Twitter!

This week, we talk about rock 'n' roll high school, what Hell smells like, and Mon-Secret-Santo, plus we announce our first official political endorsement.Also, this episode gets downright pornographic in several places and I don't think either of us noticed at the time but it could be kind of an uncomfortable listening experience, so, you know... Go team!MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanPRB TV Theme (Leo J Mix): Plasmon Resonance BandShe's Away: Food CourtCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we're joined by the hilarious and conveniently located James Colley! We discuss the joys of being an online nuisance (it's no coincidence this is an extra-long episode), the importance of expressing oneself (even if it's into a mailbox), and the perils and pitfalls of OKCupid profiles. Also, Tom asks if James' mum is hot! Woo!Also - we got so much great listener mail this week that this turned into a bumper-length episode. The length of a bumper! That's pretty long. Anyway, thanks!MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanAll Will Be Well: RoccoWBonus Oceans: Jeff RosenstockCLICK HERE to download!Check out James' podcast: Stop The PostsFind him on Twitter: @JamColleyEmail Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we talk about basketball, Shania Twain, and whether the Pope has a motorbike. By the way, I'm sorry about yelling "white power!" into the microphone this week, but honestly it's my god-given right to express my opinions, and if you ask me it's time the white male perspective got some airtime, especially in the medium of gaming podcasts. Also sorry that I said Pope Benedict XVI was played by Matt Gourley on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast. He was actually played by Matt Besser.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanWandering Eye: Born RuffiansLittle Blue Pills: Jeff RosenstockCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we're joined by our pals Ben Baker and Jem Gold - together at last! With the help of our guests, we touch on subjects like Carly Rae Jepsen, holographic swimming goggles, and how to use a 3D printer to turn yourself into Inspector Gadget.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanYellow Dust: RolemusicRage Flows: Born RuffiansCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!Check out Bake-Dog and the Golden Girl's podcast: IGN AU Pubcast (or just search for it on iTunes)i forgot to take a photo, so here is apainting someone did of me on the internet.

This week, we're joined by the hilarious Ben Kochan (standup! podcasting! a nice jacket!), and we talk about juicing, Michael Caine, and the ins and outs of the wacky world of standup comedy! Hello!!MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanOh Cecilia: Born RuffiansFreaking Viking: RoccoWCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!Ben's Twitter: @BenKochan

This week, we talk about Alfred Matthew Yankovic, a good twerk ethic, and the differences between soccer and football.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanWeeklybeats 2014 #2 - Daniel's Kruis: RoccoWCool Tall Buildings: UV ProtectionCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we're joined by our good friend Alexei Toliopoulos, and we discuss vampire toilet habits, mutant rat meat, Meg Ryan, Jabba the Hutt's gay uncle, and actual video games. Seriously!MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanRude Dude: HalloweenCherry Wine: Born RuffiansFEATURE TRACK:Little Lives, Little Days: General Pants & the PrivatesCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!And of course, come along to Green Lights Comedy Nights on April 25th!

This week, we discuss the important topics, such as Cher Guavara, two-dimensional weaponry, and sweet robot lovemaking. Awww yeah. PS - please send in listener mail and tweets and stuff about Mixed European Handball. I'm fascinated.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanGin Bar: Fun MachineZX Spectrum Ringtone: RolemusicCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we talk about Bane, water fights, and late night television. I think.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanBorn On A Train: The Candy StrypersMonster On Campus: HalloweenCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we talk about World War III, Miley 'Mutant Pig' Cyrus, and the criminal justice system. Did I fall asleep while editing this week? You'd better believe it.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanAlchemist: Fun MachineShe's Away: Food Court [huge thanks to these guys for letting us play their single!]CLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we warn you in advance that this episode is actually h a u n t e d. Also, we talk about marshmallow fluffers, Charlize Theron, and babies smiling at us!MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanEvil Makings: Halloween / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0Horse: Plasmon Resonance BandCLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we talk about parsnips, Enrique Iglesias, and of course - the torturous details of our love lives. It wouldn't be SSJ without it.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanDon't Wipe Your Face With Your Shirt: The Cornell Hurd Band / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0Padi Badi Bap: (Mister Jan and His Singing Little Spiders) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0CLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, things take a turn for the sleepy as we talk about we gave her most of our lives, sacrificed most of our lives, we gave her everything money could buy.CLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, the hilarious Dave McDermott joins us as we talk about animal sports, immoral charities, and high-concept porn.Check out Dave's podcast The Shut-In Show! iTunes / Tumblr / TwitterMUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanAlmost Anything: Atlantic Thrills / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0Everyone Has A Story: Edema RuhFEATURE TRACK:In The Jungle: Fun Machine (from their brand-new debut album Bodies On, available now!)CLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we're joined by the delightful Jem Gold, and we talk about Taylor Swift, lizards, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. You can hear more of Jem on her podcast, which you can find HERE! Or HERE! But not HERE!MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanKiss Me I'm Drunk: Valley Lodge / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0Eléfant Supernova: Ménage Quad / CC BY-ND 4.0CLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we get a little bit romantic, as we touch on Valentine's Day, the Super Bowl, and Flappy Bird.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanBoomClickClap: Wan / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0The Insider Theme: The Insider / CC BY-SA 3.0CLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

Dang it, guys. I blew it. I friggin' blew it.CLICK HERE to download!

This week, it's very very late, and we talk about Frankie Muniz, health kicks, and Smobie Culders.MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanAcid Rain: Atlantic Thrills / CC BY-NC-ND 4.0Peaches: Halloween / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0CLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we're joined by the inimitable Ben Baker, as we discuss fictional limbs, wave racing, and Billionaire Gates. Apologies for the shitty audio quality (due to my broken computer) and subsequent shitty editing (due to my new computer and scary new software).MUSIC USED:SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki NoonanHello (Chiptune Cover): RoccoW / CC BY-SA 3.0Your Mother In Chiptune: Fried Moura / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0CLICK HERE to download!Email Tom or Xavier or both!