Tardy To The Party

Bill and Daniel use Halloween to talk about a cartoon with a witch. Although really, it's just so they can say Hansel a bunch. So find out what makes this cartoon so great on this bonus episode!

This week Bill and Daniel are gonna talk about some NES horror games they played, or tried to play, or looked at from a distance! Can an NES game be scary? How much Fester's Quest can one person take? Can you use a NES adventure game's interface in 2019? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the 1988 horror film Night of the Demons! How are these teens so old? How can there be so much nudity and still be so dull? Do you have to have a jump scare in every scene? How do you eat a bowl of fuck? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel watch one of Bill's favorite Halloween movies, Halloween III Season of the Witch! Why is that doctor always drinking? Why do all the ladies seem into him? Why are those robots so lame? What's up with that man covered in white out? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel talk about Gremlins 2: The new batch! Will Bill be disappointed with it again? Why don't they make puppets this good anymore? Would that pod have made a pod person gremlin? What's the CEO of Pastamania doing in this movie? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel are going to talk about the cheesepalooza that is Con Air! Who told them that hair cut was okay? How is everybody in law enforcement in this movie so dumb? Why were they weapons in the bottom of the plane? How do pal trees explode? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Daniel and Bill talk about the mistake that is the sad movie star filled, cheap as free, made for TV movie from 1985, Alice in Wonderland! Why are the costumes so bad? Were these people still famous by 1985? Why would anyone willingly watch this garbage? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel watch the first Beverly Hills cop movie! Did they forget to write jokes for Eddie Murphy? Why is everything in Beverly Hills so WACKY? Why does an art dealer need so many bodyguards? Who leaves a fridge hanging open? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel look at the Chuck Jones adaption of The Phantom Tollbooth! Does it keep any of the humor Chuck had in the 50s? What's the point of the Humbug? Was this just a way for Chuck Jones' friends to get a paycheck? Can Daniel's computer last the whole episode? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

On this Week's Tardy to the Party, Bill and Daniel watch Mothra Vs. Godzilla! How long do we have to watch the boring humans before monsters show up? Why isn't the government interested in the slightest in the monster egg? Why are reporters the only ones that can do anything? Is Godzilla's weakness his two left feet? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel are talking about the pilot episode of Star Trek! The Cage! Is it any good without Kirk? Why don't the aliens just make the illusion Pike escaped the planet? Why do their heads look like assticals? Why is that hillbilly in a castle? Why so sexist? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel are talking about one of Bill’s favorite films! UHF! Can you watch this movie for the first time in 2019 and have a good time? Is it a crime to waste Billy Barty? Is Stanley the only thing worth watching on channel 62? How long can one bit last? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel are joined by a special guest to talk about the martial arts masterpiece Riki-Oh! Just how much fake blood was used? Who's reasonable for those dummies? Did Riki have an actual agenda while in prison? What's the best way to deal with severed tendons? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

It's the 200th episode of Tardy to the Party! What have we learned? What are our favorite and least favorite things? What does the future hold for Triple T to the P? Find out on this Weeks Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel talk about how Bill somehow managed to miss seeing Toy Story before now! Why is Woody such a prick? Why is everyone blinking like that? What kind of a toy starts fires? What's the best IMDB trivia on this movie? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week we're talking about the 1956 Invasion of the Body Snatchers! How the hell does the snatching work? Why kind of pills did he shove in that boy's mouth? Why didn't they question how the dead body wound up in a hay stack? Why can't anyone say the word divorce? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the big budget science fiction movie Forbidden Planet! Why won't anyone remember the unseen monster warnings? Why are her skirts so short? Who names a robot Robby? Why is everyone so horny? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel are talking about the New Zealand documentary What we do in the Shadows! Who knew Vampires were so not cool? What makes a vampire look more like a monster than a human? Who will do those dishes? Is there actually such a thing as Swearwolves? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill wanted to talk about the documentary The Rockafire Explosion! How did anyone become obsessed with this things? What's up with that one guy that looks weird? How can you enjoy the band when you never stop screaming? Hey, what's up with that random clown? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!