Square Roots - The Classic Rpg Podcast

There's no way that things could get weird in this chunker of Bowser's Inside Story where Bowser eats his vegetables, right? Sam Elliott would disagree, and he is here to guide Vanessa through a world of forbidden pleasure. So much is learned. Johnny might stomp on a model city. Matthew comes out as a finsub. ALSO THERE IS NO BODY SWAPPING IN FATHER OF THE BRIDE VANESSA This Week: Bowser eats too much at the buffet. Next Week: We find out what a Boo-Ray machine is. Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

This week we start Nintendo's DS / 3DS Mario Brothers RPG! Just a heads up, we may mention vore a few times. And inflation. And squirting. Splashing. Squishing. So many S-Words. This Week: We defeat Broque Monsieur's wonderful Broggie. Next Week: We get trapped in Toad Town! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Hi friends! There was an accident at the podcast factory, but instead of only mouth-cutting corn puffs, this podcast is entirely* listener produced! Special thanks to: Gabe Kleinart Julian Titus and the Nerds Without Pants podcast G Bailey Zombie Rogers Dr. Fine Say Everyone's Name Andrew Weyant Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com *there are occasional host interruptions

There's so much here. There's Lady Spawn. We find like five layers of Marie's secrets. We ask a gas station attendant if they gave us super powers. We get very confused about both the game's mythology and Japanese mythology. There's an endless epilogue. We consider playing Okami to try and figure things out. Jim's arm really hurts. This Week: We finish the game! Next Week: We defeat Broque Monsieur's wonderful Broggie. Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

[REDACTED] is a really great person, we wish him well. In this episode of Square Roots, we get pretty close to the end of Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 Golden. Some highlights: figuring out the right sequence of dialogue choices to get through the game, how it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, and Matthew turns out to be right about something. This Week: We finish the seventh castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the game! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

CW: transphobia Ooof, we hit a pretty rough part of a game we were otherwise loving. On this chunk of Persona 4 we go to the Amagi Inn, do a concert, have a cultural festival and then there's some real bad pageants. Also: secrets are discovered, villains revealed, and mysteries solved! This Week: We finish the sixth castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the seventh castle in Persona 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Remember, here at Square Roots judging is a spankable offense. On this episode we check out a derailed trans narrative, there's a whole beach episode, we learn about yelling at fireworks, TJ Miller, Johnny has an eggdaster, and of course Teddie: Problematic Queer Icon. This Week: We finish the fifth castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the sixth castle in Persona 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

On this exciting episde of Square Roots: we conquer the Void Quest dungeon in Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 Golden. Topics discussed include: finally meeting the H-est of the T-s, Teddy's human form, trying to articulate Rise's level of fame, and defeating what could literally be called an Angry Gamer Baby. This Week: We finish the fourth castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the fifth castle in Persona 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Will Yosuke's Operation Up Close and Personal come to fruition? Is Hanako the secret best character in the game? Will Jim be able to show up after seeing this virtual strip club? Or will Big Chungus win this battle? We know one thing, at least: everyone is hungry in this enormous episode of Square Roots. This Week: We finish the third castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the fourth castle in Persona 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

WHYYYYYYYYYYY? On this week's Square Roots: We delve further into Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 and get through Kanji Tatsumi's Rosy Steam Paradise. Also: we have several suggestions for a new US anthem, discover that Kanji is an odd person with some sort of complex, and fight a boss that can only be described as Skullorama-esque. This Week: We finish the second castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the third castle in Persona 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com  

Are you the Persona inside him? Who is the H-est of the T's? In this episode we explore Jim's Pee-Shyness, Johnny's Silent Hill bathroom dreams, argue best Persona 4 intro song, start our Nanako Wellness Checking, and talk about Deep Space Nine for what feels like an hour. This Week: We finish the first castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the second castle in Persona 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

We wrap up Final Fantasy X-2 and have thoughts. Many thoughts. First: Johnny forgets New Kids on the Block. Also: holes. So many holes. Even a math hole! Also: the Vegnagun. Will Tidus enjoy dating New Yuna? Which boy and girl band is which Final Fantasy X-2 character? Why did Johnny and Vanessa get weirdly different endings with Wakka, Lulu, Dona and Barthello? This Week: We finish the game! Next Week: We finish the first castle in Persona 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Lacey Johnson for her awesome cover of Real Emotion! Links to the video and the Lacey Johnson Music youtube channel are in the show notes! Her cover of Real Emotion is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShobaHnnNA Her YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbCH-MrX96ePsINodggx0iA Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Johnny and Vanessa are the only two left powering through Final Fantasy X-2, but Matthew is here for his colour commentary and still can't get past Yojimbo! In this episode: Vanessa has a lot of feelings, Johnny is here for the Ann Rice-iness of the plot twists, and we get to learn more about the secrets of Baralai, Nooj and Gippal! This Week: We finish Chapter 4! Next Week: We finish the game! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Lacey Johnson for her awesome cover of Real Emotion! Links to the video and the Lacey Johnson Music youtube channel are in the show notes! Her cover of Real Emotion is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShobaHnnNA Her YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbCH-MrX96ePsINodggx0iA Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

I know that this podcast is usually a bit tangent-filled, but seriously, we have a hard time sticking to the plot of this mini-game and side-story packed episode. In this episode: Vanessa calls Johnny "P*nis-Having Johnny With A P*nis", Elijah Wood ASMR, Johnny's number one sexy single slow jam "Making People Is Free", the most erotic song from Annie, and we consider the morality of abusing the service Cameo. This Week: We do the side-quests of Chapter 3! Next Week: We finish Chapter 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Lacey Johnson for her awesome cover of Real Emotion! Links to the video and the Lacey Johnson Music youtube channel are in the show notes! Her cover of Real Emotion is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShobaHnnNA Her YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbCH-MrX96ePsINodggx0iA Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

In this sprawling episode of Square Roots, we have many revelations: She-Ra wasn't made to make Matt attractive, and he's angry about it! Also Seymour did everything because he thought it would be Good and Better, Yuna and friends have to make a fight, we play Pokémon Hot & Cold, and we establish Vampire Parent BEMDAS (or BEDMAS). This Week: We finish Chapter 2! Next Week: We do the side-quests of Chapter 3! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Lacey Johnson for her awesome cover of Real Emotion! Links to the video and the Lacey Johnson Music youtube channel are in the show notes! Her cover of Real Emotion is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShobaHnnNA Her YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbCH-MrX96ePsINodggx0iA Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

There's a whole lot of side content, but we're real focused on the sacred Ronso site, Mount Gagazet. which Yuna and friends definitely would not defile. Also this week: we pick a side, Yuna puts on a less great concert, get interviewed on Shelinda TV, Vanessa becomes the only host, and so much more. This Week: We do the side content of Chapter 2! Next Week: We finish Chapter 2! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Lacey Johnson for her awesome cover of Real Emotion! Links to the video and the Lacey Johnson Music youtube channel are in the show notes! Her cover of Real Emotion is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShobaHnnNA Her YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbCH-MrX96ePsINodggx0iA Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Alright! We did it! We complete Chapter 1, and do a bunch of the side missions too. On this episode: we have a long discussion helping to normalize the moonflow and Marysville bathrooms, enjoy the odd coupling of characters, and then argue over the correct pronunciation of tourist for about five minutes. Oh yeah, we also gave away balloons and found some monkeys! This Week: We finish Chapter 1! Next Week: We finish the side missions in Chapter 2! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Lacey Johnson for her awesome cover of Real Emotion! Links to the video and the Lacey Johnson Music youtube channel are in the show notes! Her cover of Real Emotion is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShobaHnnNA Her YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbCH-MrX96ePsINodggx0iA Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Okay, okay, so we played about 45 minutes of Final Fantasy X-2. And then talked about it for an hour and a half. In our defense 1: it's bonkers 2: they don't clearly establish how the planning and promotion of this concert was handled 3: we also watched the Eternal Calm interequel which was like eight minutes long. This Week: We finish... the Prologue... in Final Fantasy X-2! Next Week: We finish Chapter 1! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Lacey Johnson for her awesome cover of Real Emotion! Links to the video and the Lacey Johnson Music youtube channel are in the show notes! Her cover of Real Emotion is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShobaHnnNA Her YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbCH-MrX96ePsINodggx0iA Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

So much to talk about! We digest what the sudden ending of Final Fantasy VII means, shout SEPHIROTH a whole bunch, interpret the meaning of Lady and the Tiger, talk more about chocobo breeding, dismiss the concept of noses, and strongly consider headcanonning sequels out of existence. This Week: We finish Final Fantasy VII?! Next Week: We finish Chapter 1 in Final Fantasy X-2! Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Tetrimino for letting us use their fantastic mix of J-E-N-O-V-A and Birth of a God! Check out Tetrimino on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TetriminoVGBand Tetrimino on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TetriminoVGBand Search for Tetrimino on Patreon as TetriminoVGBand! Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

You know, going in and out, like a drain snake does. Also: all your favorite 90s jams, Matthew's Head Shop, it takes a busty woman to know a busty woman, Rufus's explodes, Reeve's Reeveal, Tifa and Cloud have sex, and a weapon walks very very slowly. This Week: We fight Hojo! Next Week: We finish Final Fantasy VII?! Our Patreon: patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Tetrimino for letting us use their fantastic mix of J-E-N-O-V-A and Birth of a God! Check out Tetrimino on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TetriminoVGBand Tetrimino on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TetriminoVGBand Search for Tetrimino on Patreon as TetriminoVGBand! Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com