Square Roots - The Classic Rpg Podcast

The gang ventures into Twoson to solve some cult-related problems. Topics covered this week: the Apple Kid (Steve Jobs) versus the Orange Kid (Steve Wozniak); crashing at the Exit Mouse House; hot takes about the Blues Brothers; PP stealing; even more Hard-R Square Roots; the origins of the name Franklin Badge; and so, so much more! This Week: We hop on the Runaway Five tour bus and head to Threed! Next Week: We reach the Dusty Dunes Drug Store! Thanks to the Extra Lives for the use of their cover of Earthbound's Mobile Opponents Battle Theme! Follow Extra Lives on YouTube (they do a new song every week): youtube.com/extralivesmusicFollow Extra Lives on Facebook: facebook.com/extralivesmusicFollow Extra Lives on Instagram: instagram.com/extralivesmusic Request a video game tune for Extra Lives to cover: patreon.com/extralivesmusic Thanks to Steven Morris for letting us use his cover of Earthbound's Summers! Check out Steven Morris on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/artist/steven-morris/5192694 Follow St

Humans of Earth! Are you ready for... Mother 2? Or Earthbound? Whatever you want to call it! On this episode: Vanessa is on the gargle for St. Patrick's Day, John brings back a beloved segment, Matthew has a Level Up Classic, and Jim engages in Laissez-Faire parenting. Talking points for this episode include: attractive nuisances, Captain Strong's child fight club, at what age a child can confidently be called a jerk, and a look at this game's obsession with bed wetting. This Week: We defeat Captain Strong in Earthbound! Next Week: We hop on the Runaway Five tour bus and head to Threed! Thanks to the Extra Lives for the use of their cover of Earthbound's Mobile Opponents Battle Theme! Follow Extra Lives on YouTube (they do a new song every week): youtube.com/extralivesmusic Follow Extra Lives on Facebook: facebook.com/extralivesmusic Follow Extra Lives on Instagram: instagram.com/extralivesmusic Request a video game tune for Extra Lives to cover: patreon.com/extralivesmusic Thanks to Steven Morris for letting

THE SHOCKING DRAGON AGE FINALE! We find out why only a Grey Warden can defeat an archdemon, Vanessa has to lend out Alistair's chunker, John does a Riordan voice that just annoys Matthew, Jim gives up, Matthew takes the path of ultimate good, no one bothers with Loghain, and we debate whether or not having an elder god in the body of a child is such a great thing to do. This Week: We finish Dragon Age: Origins! Next Week: We defeat Captain Strong in Earthbound! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

On this exciting episode of Square Roots Johnny is dummy thicc, Matthew is chasing Waterfalls, Vanessa's mom may be the Nanny from Muppet Babies, and Jim is the true Captain Marvel fan. Also: Vanessa is the woman of 1000 Stewarts, forcing yourself into royalty, Battle Alita Toshinden, impromptu Patreon stretch goals, random pitchforkings, and dealing with the future of Ferelden. It's rad! This Week: We have the Landsmeet! Next Week: We finish Dragon Age: Origins! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

NEXT GAME ANNOUNCED! Matthew, Vanessa, John and SOMEONE ELSE pack up and head to Denerim, harden Alistair, clear out a brothel, fight in alleys, and maybe get the nicest ladies in the party to try and murder you. Talking points include a village where everyone acts like people in a creepy Stephen King community, adopting the "money pweez" roleplaying stance, The Wynne Button, and settling the Brother Giovanni Ribisi / Brother Jen of Tilly debate forever. This Week: We head out to Denerim and find the Urn of Sacred Ashes! Next Week: We have the Landsmeet! And declare a new ruler of Ferelden! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Vanessa, Matthew and The Gay One link arms as we descend into the creepy, spooky, goopy depths of the Deep Roads! We're joined by the handsome dwarf Oghren, watch as he gets an aximonious divorce, summon the power of Andraste, and more! Topics discussed include: Matt's Mom's MMO Moments, Caridin's big ol' chest, hot political debates between Harrowmont and Bhalen, face blasting, top level PUBG strats, Parasite Eve amounts of breasts, and discovering secret Shale backstory. You'll love it! This Week: We crown a new king of the Dwarves! Next Week: We prepare for the Landsmeet! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

We dive head first into a Shakespearean Dwarf drama as we interfere with the politics of Orzimarr on this intrieguing episode of Square Roots. Highlights include: trying to figure out what the show Banshee is about, and it's either about wendigos, special forces, or real estate developers. Also: sexy, sexy Dwarf men, the DLC golem Shale, KITTY GLOWY EYES, the TV show Magicians, what The Great British Baking Show taught us about The Proving, and so much more! This Week: We pick a side in the Dwarf Dispute until we're asked to head to the Deep Roads! Next Week: We crown a new king of the Dwarves! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

  We almost plunge into a full-on Square Roots this week with a wizard who asks you lots of complicated questions, and with a rhyming tree with a sexy / gross request. Also this week: Matthew's werewolf love, shem shaming, Ticklefeather the werewolf, sleepytime camp, and trying in vain to define an RPG. This Week: We solve the plight of the forest elves! Next Week: We pick a side in the Dwarf Dispute until we're asked to head to the Deep Roads! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Are the Tranquil ideal romantic partners? Exactly 50% of the podcast thinks so. Also this episode: we get sleepy with demons, talk with Tim Curry without realizing it, journey into the fade for a looooooooong time, the benefits of bringing Morrigan to important plot points, Vanessa's non-ideal makeouts, and so much more! This Week: We clear the Circle Tower and finish Redcliffe Castle! Next Week: We solve the plight of the forest elves! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Get all of the taint juice in your mouth in this savory, sweaty episode of Square Roots! Matthew is sick, but we experience the joining, meet Matthew's new girlfriend Morrigan, have some good times with Momma Janeway, John riffs on Bann Tegan in a very confusing way, Jim makes some GIF-able moments, and we rescue Bohdan and Sandal! So many exciting adventures are contained within. Also: Vanessa meets Alistair! This Week: We travel to Lothering and resist the siege of Redcliffe! Next Week: We clear the Circle Tower and finish Redcliffe Castle! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Vanessa goes Steve Valentine crazy and doesn't even have to tell us he's a magician as we start the year off with our first episode of BioWarey / JanuBioWarey. It's chock-a-block with origin stories, including the surprising fact that we all made female characters, Vanessa's family's bloody ending, Jim being pushed into a life of crime, Matthew consorting with Blood Mages whose names he can't remember, John's encounter with Dragon Age 2's Merrill and so much more. This Week: We reach the Ostegar camp in Dragon Age: Origins! Next Week: We travel to Lothering and resist the siege of Redcliffe! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song. You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

We finally dispatch Ladja, try to figure out the pun behind King Korol, meet our mom, reunite with our wife, defeat a giant moose, and finally, finally save the world. After about ten hours of grinding. Dragon Quest V ends as all games should: with dancing! This Week: We finish the game! Somehow! Next Week: We reach the Grey Warden base in Dragon Age: Origins! Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/ Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube: Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

After Papa became a stationary stone you get to meet your somewhat growed up kids! And guess what? The boy is a legendary hero! SHOCK! Now all that's left to do is find out more information about your mysterious mom, clean your litterbox at least twice a week, toss your head to the side and say you're angry, find the mysterious truth about Dr Agon, get crushed by an oversized moose, and beat the heck out of Latka. Just another day on your dragon quest! This Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist! Then we clear the Dragon Tower. Next Week: We finish the game! Somehow! Dr. Steven Stone's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/ Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube: Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squareroot

We finally found the warrior of legend, the Great One: Wayne Gretzy! Also: More Hard R Square Roots as Horny Grandma returns, God bribes, Nera's terrible self-esteem, married life with Debora, the return of Sancho, pop culture savvy nuns, and so much more!  This Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist! Next Week: We clear the Dragon Temple! Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/ Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube: Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg     Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Gonna get, gonna get, gonna get married on this extra special episode of Square Roots! Who will marry the good, sweet, hometown crush? Who will be with the ingenue book smart rich girl? And who will end up with the angry, strong-willed self-determined lady? You'll never guess! Also this week: not saying neigh to muscular horse men, special sleepy time ASMR for Stan, and a very special holiday message from Vanessa! This Week: We get married! Next Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist! Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/ Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube: Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg   Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at)

Dragon Quest suggests how to solve a problem like Maria: with whips, definitive Indiana Jones ranking, the Nuns of the Above, breaking bad habits, hot pixel cleavage, debating Dragon Quest music, Dragon Quest Pokémon, and so much more! This time: We break out out of slavery, restore Harry to the throne, and get his... marital organ. Next time: We get married! Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/  Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube: Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg   Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Guest host Stan from They See Me Rollin' joins us as we tackle our first quest of dragons, a dragon quest if you will. This supersized chunker is stuffed with Russian counts, lots of puns, Sancho's problematic accent, trying to figure out how to pronounce Pankraz, a real Jauffre kind of prince, and super ripped horsey men. This Week: We get to the end of the Ancient Ruins in Dragon Quest V! Next Week: We get the... marital... organ. Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/ Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube: Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Finally everything is resolved: the true role of Rosencaster, Henry and Robert's integral role in the Rogue Galaxy finalé, Gale's messianic return, Chie & Miyoko's pivotal rescue of the crew, M10 and Mio's incredible heel turn, and so many other things that definitely actually happen. This Week: We finish Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We get to the end of the Ancient Ruins in Dragon Quest V! Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy. Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262 Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Oh wow. This show goes off the rails from the start when Vanessa decides to let us in on some Folger's Coffee brother and sister love, and then just veers off into strange places. Topics include: how weiners work, side character development, Nermals and Garfields, more debating about ghosts, 11th Hour Bad Guy Appearances, and so much more! The offending Folgers commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA This Week: We play chapter eleven and the Alistia side quest in Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We finish Rogue Galaxy! 00:01:55 - Level Up 00:26:55 - The Frog Log 01:08:35 - John's Bullshit Minigame Corner 01:10:05 - Squarely Against Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy. Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262 Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/f

This game is one dramatic revelation after another as we approach the final few chapters of Rogue Galaxy. In this episode: Johnny finally says "Saiyan" correctly, TOM PETTY CHOCOLATE BAR, Vanessa gets distracted by Ryan Reynolds, lots of fatherly disapproval, so many ghosts that you didn't know where ghosts, and much much more! This Week: We play chapter nine and ten in Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We play chapter eleven and the Alistia side quest in Rogue Galaxy! Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy. Check out Ferdk's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbZxgmjH9ailvsVQfBsFyAw Ferdk's Music on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ferdk/id655295262 Ferdk's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ferdk Support Ferdk's music on their Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ferdk Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com