Square Roots - The Classic Rpg Podcast

Persona 3 - Part 2 Please be aware due to the nature of the game suicide is discussed. We storm the school in this week's Square Roots! An epic, spooky ghost-story filled Full Moon Operation is just the start though, as we get some new team members, battle some baddies, and maybe, MAYBE talk about mid-terms. Topics covered include: John's disturbing paternal instincts; Parent Fight Club; we rename the Quest Log the Velvet Compendium; Shuji's Pun Bonanza; Kathy Griffin's hair; Vanessa climbs the social ladder; the game gets real with the bullying; we learn the dark secrets of the Jim-Nasium and are locked inside, and so much more! This week: We play through the June Full Moon Operation! Next week: We play through the July Full Moon Operation! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme song is courtesy of Sapphire. Original Artist(s): Shoji Meguro & Yumi Kawamura English Lyrics by: Merr, Sapphire, & Y. Ch

Persona 3 - Part 1 Please be aware due to the nature of the game suicide is discussed. ALRIGHT! Finally, we move on to a real meaty, grindy, turn-basedey game! And we LOVE it. In this episode we answer a lot of questions: Bernie Janders or Best Jugs? Are evokers real guns? Does sleeping in class make you more popular? Is Shuji a creep? Who would show up at GeckoCon 2016? What's the difference between the PS2 and PSP version of Persona 3? Any difference between playing as a girl or boy? Is there a femur inside AJ Junior? This week: We play through the first Full Moon Operation! Next week: We play through the second Full Moon Operation! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme song is courtesy of Sapphire. Original Artist(s): Shoji Meguro & Yumi Kawamura English Lyrics by: Merr, Sapphire, & Y. Chang Instrumental by: SHADOWFOX2 and Zach Striefel. https://www.youtube.com/user/StrawberryCreme26 Check her o

Kingdom Hearts - Part 7 We push to the finish of Kingdom Hearts in record time, reflecting on the journey as we destroy the... six?... forms of Ansem. Other topics enjoyed today: Race Jenkins PI; Finding Kurt Zisa; Come Guardian / Eldritch Backpack / Come Kazooie / Banjo Cthulu; this is the new flesh: a floating turducken of biomechanical anime tropes; Pluto just being really into pup play; KINGDOM HEARTS IS LIGHT; RPG / pop culture mashups; and so much more! This week: We finish Kingdom Heats! Next week: We play through the end of the first full moon operation of Persona 3! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by meepmeep189, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/meepmeep189

Kingdom Hearts - Part 6 NEXT GAME ANNOUNCEMENT! Matthew has audio problems throughout this episode and kind of disappears for a bit. Highlights of this episode include: it ain't no Hollow Bastion; we get randomly ditched by Donald and Goofy; Vanessa, Jim and Matthew defend the virtues of the Goofy Movie; an analysis of the later works of Clarabel Cow; Riku's Super Saiyan Suit; Banksy's See n' Say; Jim lists the Seven Princesses* of Heart in alphabetical order; Not-Being-A-Prizeitude; Sora's disturbing suicide; the oddly muscular behemoth; stay tuned through the credits for an extra special DeviantArt analysis! *Alice is not actually a princess. This week: Hollow Bastion! Next week: It's the end of the world as we know it! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by meepmeep189, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/meepmeep189

Kingdom Hearts - Part 5 Check out our new, limited time only store: http://coachsassistant.gtmsportswear.com/squareroots Vanessa, Matthew, Jim and John tackle two more worlds in this smashing episode of Square Roots. Questions resolved include: who directed A Nightmare Before Christmas? Is Tinkerbell thicc? Just who is Chris Sarandon anyway? Is flying the only element of childish joy in Matthew's heart? Why is Riku bossing around Captain Hook? What the heck is happening anyway? We may not have the right answer to any of these questions, but we try our best around Halloweentown and Neverland. This week: It's time for Halloween Town and we soar through Neverland! Next week: We storm the Hollow Bastion! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by meepmeep189, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/meepmeep189 Cover art from: http://gianttoby.deviantart.com

Kingdom Hearts - Part 4 Check out our new, limited time only store: http://coachsassistant.gtmsportswear.com/squareroots What is vore? John explains. This is relevant: today we get swallowed by Monstro before heading off to the Little Mermaid world of Atlantica, where Ursula also tries to swallow you! Also: being eaten alive by snakes, BRIAN BLESSED RETURNS, we imagine Dreamworks Hearts, puppet fetishes, we debate Ariel's family tree and the Little Mermaid expanded universe, hair nomenclature, and so much more! This week: We go down where it's wetter in Monstro and Atlantica! Next week: We hit up Halloween Town and then move on to... Neverland! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by meepmeep189, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/meepmeep189 Cover art from: http://gianttoby.deviantart.com

Kingdom Hearts - Part 3 Check out our new, limited time only store: http://coachsassistant.gtmsportswear.com/squareroots Do you know where you are? You’re in the jungle, baby. You’re gonna die! Is there any way to tell what age Joseph Gordon Levitt is in any particular role? Is Angels in the Outfield a good movie? Not only do we debate blue genie versus red genie on kiss softness, stealing from Winnie the Pooh, the dollar store Genie, hunting Rosie O’Donnell, the type of cat head the cave of wonders entrance actually is, Tarzan’s relative attractiveness, Jiminy Cricket’s white van, Brian Blessed’s giant mouth, and so, so much more. This week: We thrash through the Deep Jungle and Agrabah! Next week: We swim through the vore world of Monstro and on to Atlantica! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by meepmeep189, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/meepmeep189 Cover art from: 

Kingdom Hearts - Part 2 Check out our new, limited time only store: http://coachsassistant.gtmsportswear.com/squareroots We begin with Vanessa's Corrections Corner as she realizes there may have been some factual inaccuracies in the previous podcast. Also: Vanessa unleashes a sick burn, John debuts Level Up Classic to much consternation, Encyclopedia Van Zandt does sound detective work over Vanessa's knowledge of Hercules songs, we debate what Vincent from Final Fantasy VII is wearing, secrets are told and hearts are broken. Also there's some nonsense about keys shooting lasers at keyholes. This week: We play through until you beat Cerberus at Mount Olympus. Next week: We secure the Jungle World and Agribah!   Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by meepmeep189, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/meepmeep189  

Kingdom Hearts - Part 1 Check out our new, limited time only store: http://coachsassistant.gtmsportswear.com/squareroots It's a relatively smut-free episode as we take a raft through the galaxy that is Kingdom Hearts. All the hosts are amazed by John's flawless and totally not terrifying Donald Duck impression as well as David Boreanis's acting. Other questions today include: what's a gummi ship? Does John find Jimminy Cricket attractive? Why are there only six dwarves? Do we really have to do this Gummi Ship thing every time we travel between planets? Why is Cinderella a brunette? WHY IS IT CALLED A GUMMI SHIP? Why is Squall called Leon? Are there really only six dwarves on that stained glass? Also: 1960s Producers Jim and Johnny come back! We get another Even Stevens shout out, making it the second most referenced show on Square Roots?   This week: We play through until you get the Gummi Ship. Next week: We finish Wonderland and Mount Olympus!     Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/

Super Mario RPG Part 4!  Check out our new, limited time only store: http://coachsassistant.gtmsportswear.com/squareroots We start off with 65 Rules For Dating My Gay Friend John, the terrible 6 Doors of Disappointment, the insane boss rush that is the final stage, discussing the physiology of Exor, casting a new hypothetical Super Mario Brothers movie, we trade Culex strategies, Matthew relies on Geno Flash to win the game, and we try to figure out who some of these late game bosses are. There's final thoughts on the game with no set rating system, and most importantly we break down the government structure and long-con of the Mushroom Kingdom. Spoiler: Mario is a useful idiot. This week: We finish the game! Next week: We get to the Gummi Ship in Kingdom Hearts 1! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Mykal Williams, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNYPoyecyVkXzg4D3

Hi Sqooters! John here! With only hours to spare I'm here to post the #Trypod special. Here's a chance for you to share the Comrade Radio podcasts with non-podcast listening buddies, and a chance for you to check out what's up with the other Comrade Radio shows. I'll allow Malcolm to take over: Here at the network, we're nothing if not sheep, and as such we're fiercely devoted to the latest social media trends. This month it's the "trypod" initiative, which asks podcast fans to share their favorite programs with friends who have never tried the medium. So we've carefully put together our favorite clips from our shows to craft the perfect taste test of what we do on a regular basis. So whether you haven't tried all the network shows, or even a podcast in general, these clips are a great starting place. Don't forget, for the rest of the month, share us on social media with the hashtag #trypod, and use good old fashioned word of mouth to get people into podcasts! At 2:00 - Apoc Radio, a post-apocalyptic survival

Super Mario RPG Part 3!  In this erotically charged episode the podcast screeches to a halt as Matthew insists that Jonathan Jones is not a shark, but that doesn't stop us from further ruining your childhood. Amazing talking points include: John's misunderstanding the vagina reaches new heights; they debate the origins of the term "Axem Rangers"; everyone falls in love with a morbidly obese toucan; Vanessa is horrified by the anatomy of Valentina; everyone gets every name wrong; no one gets a Dido reference; John is the only one who can climb vines due to a childhood of sub-par platformers; and so much more! This week: We get stars five and six! Next week: We finish the game!   Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Mykal Williams, check out his Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNYPoyecyVkXzg4D3Pq5mKw  His Soundcloud is here: https://soundcloud.com/mykalwilliams

We explore several theories on the lineage of the Koopa Kids and Bowser Jr. as well as try to gain some insight into the true relationship between Mario, Princess "Peach" Toadstool, and Bowser himself. Other questions we ask: is there any Croco fan art? Is googling bad for a podcast? Is Super Mario RPG just a tabletop RPG made by Luigi to get revenge on his brother? On a scale of hot to superhot, how hot is Booster? Is the Mushroom Kingdom experiencing a defacto coup? Stay tuned through the credits for the most erotic exploration of Croco art ever put to podcast! This week: We get stars three and four! Next week: We get stars five and six! Human Croco: http://38383838.deviantart.com/art/Croco-X-Mallow-576676507 Croco Tickles: http://img15.deviantart.net/0567/i/2009/033/5/4/trouble_with_piranha_plants_by_sassysnake.jpg   Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Mykal Williams, check out his Youtub

Hey! Just a heads up, this is a SUPER NSFW EPISODE. Much more so than usual. So make sure your children are tucked into bed before diving into this week's particularly risqué pod. Topics covered include: Did Dr. Eggman take Donkey Kong's name when he got him pregnant? We pitch 90s edgelord variants of the Super Mario RPG opening; there's much talk of MRPEG; we discuss Mario's living situation and hookup relationship with Princess "Peach" Toadstool; the Bowser / King Koopa Switcheroo; John drops the best joke in the history of podcasting; we ruminate on the Lumpy Space Princessness of Mallow, as well as the proper pronunciation of Mallow; and MUCH MUCH MORE. It's a jam packed, ridiculous episode of podcasting. THIS WEEK: We play from the start of Super Mario RPG through until we get the second star. NEXT WEEK: We hit the third and fourth stars!   Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Mykal Willia

Stay tuned after the credits for what will hopefully be the first and last episode of HAMILTALK! John and Vanessa are joined by Stan from They See Me Rollin' as they divulge Star Wars origin stories and then tackle the burning questions our listeners have been aching to ask: can you teach a cat to use the force? Why is your marriage not working? Where is the love? Also: John's deep Wing Commander knowledge, lightsaber nunchucks and so much more! Also! We interview game industry professional Brent Tighe about his feelings on the dark and light side mechanics of KOTOR!   Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Music: Star Wars NES (JVC) - Mos Eisley Star Wars NES (JVC) - Turret Attack! Special thanks to ShrubRustle for his awesome Hamilton remix track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDQ-YUTeTe4 Our theme music is by Vince Carrola, check out his great work at: https://www.youtube.com/user/VJC222  

NEXT GAME ANNOUNCEMENT! We wrap up Knights of the Old Republic by storming through the mystery planet of the Rakatans, botch the Light Side quest (yeah, those villages aren't being unified), die in some terrible wrong dialogue choice auto-deaths, fight the controls in possibly the worst KOTOR bullshit minigame ever, and decide the fate of the galaxy and which ending we're gonna get through some super unclear dialogue choices. Spoiler alert: Jim may not be happy with the ending he received. Also: we miss the low-hanging Revan / Raven fruit, everyone commits at least light genocide, and Bastila still hasn't figured out that Chunk Meatlover is gay. This week on Square Roots:WE FINISH THE GAME Next week on Square Roots: We start our new game and get two of whatever objects it is you have to collect in this game! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Vince Carrola, check out his great work at: https

We're closing in on the end of Knights of the Old Republic in this episode as we head to the Sith Academy on Korriban. Is it a Saved By The Sith situation? A Sith Valley High scenario? This is an action and reference packed episode! Jolee becomes the breakout character of the game; John and Matt talk about shopping for five minutes, until Vanessa stops them; a debate on whether or not people would run into each other that often in huge galaxies; Jim accidentally does good and Vanessa accidentally goes evil; is Sith society sustainable; obscure references John makes that go over everyone else's heads include En Vogue, Mary J. Blige, Showgirls and Degrassi Junior High; Matthew reduces the academy to a pile of smoldering corpses; a special appearance from M. Night Shamaylan! This week on Square Roots: We enroll in the Sith Academy on Korriban, and find the Star Map! Next week on Square Roots: WE FINISH THE GAME Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squareroot

Things get started with a bang as we attempt to interview poor, gullable Gluupor for an unpaid internship. We explore the railroading that gets us captured, none of us are particularly bothered by Bastila's torture, we meet Discount Darth Vader face to face, Jolee gets to do some heroic mind tricks, and finally... yes, finally... we learn the truth about our character's roots in an exciting denuement! Also: is Alderaan really the Portland of Star Wars? Are Jedis basically ninjas? Did Bastila really have to sacrifice herself?  This week on Square Roots: THE LEVIATHAN! Next week on Square Roots: We navigate the twisty turns of Korriban! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Vince Carrola, check out his great work at: https://www.youtube.com/user/VJC222  

Gluupor probably not fit to stand trial. Gluupor not even totally sure how Gluupor got to Manaan. Gluupor not an expert at interrogation. Gluupor also not super into logarithmic pairs. Other things Gluupor confused by: ancient fish gods; super slow underwater sections; solving mysteries; getting tried and convicted by a jury of fish people. Gluupor not understand any of this. Gluupor just wants to sit down and cry. Please let Gluupor cry.  This week on Square Roots: We dive through the Costnery Waterworld of Manaan! Next week on Square Roots:THE LEVIATHAN! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Vince Carrola, check out his great work at: https://www.youtube.com/user/VJC222  

Do you like the sound of Wookies? You better, because on Kashyyk it's all Wookies all the time. Jim spent his time on the forest planet being kind of terrible at being terrible, while Vanessa was a good good woman and killed robots, we solve a mystery, fight some Cylons, figure out ideal specs for Jedis, and have Carth inexplicably get mad at us for no reason yet again. On the plus side the Wookies can totally go nuts and kill all the Czerka dudes, so hey! This week on Square Roots: We greet the Wookies on Kashyyk! Next week on Square Roots:We go under the sea! To Manaan! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Our theme music is by Vince Carrola, check out his great work at: https://www.youtube.com/user/VJC222 Other tracks used today: Star Wars (JVC) NES - Cantina Stage Knights of the Old Republic - Kashyyk