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It's Monday and we're pissed anyone thinks we care what Mariah Carey says. Seth Wickersham is very rude for his 'explosive' story detailing the Patriots drama between Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft. We attempt to clarify what constitutes a DM slide on Instagram. DJ plays the guitar and it's not getting him laid.  -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

When is the best time to drink a beer? Are people at airports that hungry or do the restaurants just suck us in? Why are Patriots fans always mad online? Who is Justin Timberlake trying to be? All these questions and more are answered on the least-frumpy episode of BRUNCH ever.

2017 probably doesn't deserve a goodbye, but we're giving it one anyway. We discuss our favorite and least favorite things from the past year -- from songs to celebrities to trends. Also, stop whipping your dick out unsolicited, folks.  -- Play DraftKings using promo code: BRUNCH Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

We have a new favorite feud of 2017. Apparently people are sucking each other's dicks from the back now? Days of the week mean nothing to us. Jumanji wasn't that good. Suck our dicks from the back. -- Follow us on Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/listentobrunch  

Racism has a big week. School lunches were a very underappreciated deal. DJ's friend ran a childhood Ponzi scheme. 'The Chi' unofficially has its premiere. Ray Barone was a creep. We're coming back around on sports. This is all shitposting for your ears. -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

Greg Wyshsynski of ESPN and Puck Soup comes on to discuss Star Wars. Pete tries to keep DJ awake. Also, movie theater shaming and not making plans too far in the future for apocalyptic reasons. -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

James and Dave Franco lead an all-star cast to tell the bizarre story of how 'The Room' -- a cult "disasterpiece" often hailed as "the best bad movie ever made" -- came to be. The movie is getting critical acclaim, but are we buying in? Synopsis:  "With 'The Disaster Artist,' James Franco transforms the tragicomic true-story of aspiring filmmaker and infamous Hollywood outsider Tommy Wiseau—an artist whose passion was as sincere as his methods were questionable—into a celebration of friendship, artistic expression, and dreams pursued against insurmountable odds. Based on Greg Sestero best-selling tell-all about the making of Tommy's cult-classic disasterpiece 'The Room' (“The Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made”), 'The Disaster Artist' is a hilarious and welcome reminder that there is more than one way to become a legend—and no limit to what you can achieve when you have absolutely no idea what you're doing."   --   Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/liste

In a vintage BRUNCH fashion, a very unplanned episode goes all over the map with discussions about racism, unique sex noises, movies, music and television. A wonderful batch of reviews brings poetry into the mix and we reveal some plans for a holiday surprise.  -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

We watched 'Babes In Toyland' and, honestly, what the hell is that movie? (Answer: A creepy pervert's interpretation of 'The Wizard of Oz.') Also, DJ accidentally buys $150 bike shorts.  -- Support the show on Patreon! (www.patreon.com/listentobrunch) Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Play Draft Kings using promo code BRUNCH

We both moisturize our faces! DJ wore a fun sweater over the weekend. “Easy” is back and it’s terrific as usual.  -- Play DraftKings using promo code BRUNCH Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/listentobrunch  

Thunder Week has turned out to be a smash success! A Ringer article says Jack Antonoff is music's most important producer and DJ is livid. A fancy new contraption allows you to kill yourself in style, prompting plenty of questions. After a podcast date to see 'That Thing You Do' in a theater, a review is necessary.  -- Support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/listentobrunch Bet on sports using MyBookie.ag and use promo code CLNS Play DraftKings using promo code BRUNCH

Kelen Capener of The Story So Far stops by to discuss Imagine Dragons, why he hates GIFs, peeing when performing and which celebrities have the best speaking voices. -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Play MyBookie using promo code: CLNS

It's the third installment of the "Hot Guys vs. Weathermen" series, in which we objectify the hell out of Hollywood's finest & most overrated men. This time, we're joined by Chaps of Barstool, who brings a rather interesting palette to the table. The podcast hands out its first-ever "Handsomest Man of the Year" award. -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Bet with MyBookie.ag using promo code: CLNS

It's Monday and disproportionate teddy bears are running amok. We hate being asked about what we want for Christmas. MoviePass is up to something fishy. Are bar crawls good? An Uber driver faces an accusation. Paris Hilton makes a preposterous claim.  -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Bet with MyBookie.ag and use promo code: CLNS

We reveal our new set — which Pete insists he risked his life to create one hundred percent by himself copyright 2017 Pete Blackburn promo code Brunch all Pete — and discuss our outrage over Blake Shelton getting 'Sexiest Man Alive' and everyone else’s outrage over “Get Out” being nominated as a comedy at the Golden Globes. Plus, the debut of awkward pauses.         

We hated the original, so does the sequel stand a chance? Synopsis: "Father and stepfather Dusty and Brad join forces to make Christmastime perfect for the children. Their newfound partnership soon gets put to the test when Dusty's old-school, macho dad and Brad's gentle father arrive to turn the holiday upside down. After a sudden change in plans, the four men decide to take the kids to a luxury resort for a fun-filled getaway that turns into a hilariously chaotic adventure." -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch      

Does the heavily-promoted film with the stacked cast (Kenneth Branagh, Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench, Johnny Depp, Josh Gad, Derek Jacobi, Leslie Odom Jr., Michelle Pfeiffer, Daisy Ridley) live up to the hype? Synopsis: "A lavish trip through Europe quickly unfolds into a race against time to solve a murder aboard a train. When an avalanche stops the Orient Express dead in its tracks, the world's greatest detective -- Hercule Poirot -- arrives to interrogate all passengers and search for clues before the killer can strike again." -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch    

Italy is pissed because a gay man's grave is too fabulous. Is the afterlife even real? We try to understand the hype around 'Nathan For You.' Twitter makes another bad business decision. Looking to spice up your dick pics? We've got some tricks! Tiffany Haddish makes some history her SNL debut, which also featured Taylor Swift. -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Play Draft Kings using promo code: BRUNCH Gamble with us on MyBookie using promo code: CLNS  

Taylor Swift's new album 'Reputation' leaked early and we definitely didn't listen to it but if we did here's how we would review it. Also, DJ makes a trip to the doctor and has the time of his life. More powerful dudes in Hollywood are pervs. Super. -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Play Draft Kings promo code BRUNCH

A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS (Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn) is the sequel to 2016's BAD MOMS. We found the first surprisingly funny, so can the follow-up find similar results?  Synopsis: "Under-appreciated and overburdened moms Amy, Kiki and Carla rebel against the challenges and expectations of the Super Bowl for moms: Christmas. As if creating the perfect holiday for their families isn't hard enough, they'll have to do it while hosting and entertaining their own respective mothers when they come to visit." -- Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Play Draft Kings using promo code BRUNCH