Cynically Optimistic

At no point in this rambling, incoherent podcast did I even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone is now dumber for having listened to it. I award myself no points and may God have mercy on my soul.

Had a nice chat on the way to Buffalo with my guest Mallory Hammond. We touch on the food industry, aliens, Doug Stanhope, the Illuminati and more.

My recap of the nightly news takes a bit of a dark turn, but I talk a little golf, Doug Stanhope in Buffalo, and manage to turn healthcare into a depopulation conspiracy theory.

Back from a couple week hiatus, I've got plenty of advice for James Comey & Tiger Woods

My initial thoughts on the bombing in Manchester.. raw and unedited..intro and outro music by Childish Gambino

I draw parallels between System of a Down lyrics and Jeff Sessions actions, explain why Trump is the real Joker, and try not to totally lose my mind.

Quick rant about Stephen Colbert and why he shouldn't apologize, death penalties, why Roger Goodell is an asshole and ruined the draft, music, and other stuff

First podcast with guests, Jordan Copley and bits from Frank Salsgiver. We hit on it all. Enjoy!

I haven't given up yet. We're talkin Bill O'Reilly getting fired, Aaron Hernandez joinin the 27 club, the shadows cast by Nuclear war, how shitty I am at telling stories, and not backing down. Like, share, comment, or don't. Gracias.

Finally startin to get into a groove. We start off With a little help from my friends, fly United, chat abt Syria and North Korea, make money golfing, and go out Feelin Alright

I talk Masters week and golf, how the worlds' problems are America's fault, and remind you that there's always two sides to every story

I ramble about sobriety, refugees, lesbians, the news.. I don't know what else, I forget.