No One Is Safe: The Podcast

An American cancer charity group is being investigated by the FTC for misappropriating donations. France makes it illegal for grocery stores to throw out unsold food. Fat Mat is doing the Motorcycle Ride For Dad and you can help him raise money! Also, is raising a human baby like owning a cat? Maryland takes parallel parking off the driving test. Also, who wants to donate to the Lindsey and Fat Mat vacation fund?

Fat Mat and Lindsey discuss FHRITP, George Zimmerman getting shot, selfie drones, Olive Garden's breadstick sandwich, passing bad cheques, and is Hollywood out of ideas? Also, Lindsey is a bad Italian and Mat loves Channing Tatum.

Fat Mat and Lindsey discuss the DNA in dog poop, a Colorado restaurant owner celebrating (?) white appreciation day, suing over hot spilled coffee (not a repeat of the McDonald's case in the 90s), and billing the doctor for your time. Also, is obesity a disabilty and the rise of the Dad Bod.

Lindsey and Fat Mat talk about the best ways to get your car stolen (leave the keys inside it) and how to get potholes fixed (draw a dick on it), The Price Is Right, buying and selling on Kijiji, winning the lotto and keeping your privacy, plus, an ad for Protein World sparks outrage... but why?

Lindsey and Fat Mat discuss Dr. Oz and his supposed non-medical television show, death and parking tickets, Manitoba homophobes voting against a credit union merger, big bucks being left behind at US airports, and how giving away free coffee is apparently an act of discrimination.

Fat Mat and Lindsey talk about the NHL playoffs, speeding tickets, being offended about getting offended, how the state of Kansas thinks you should spend welfare money, breastaurants, plus they run down all the national made up days and awareness months you may or may not know about.

Fat Mat and Lindsey take on cry babies everywhere. They also discuss how much AC/DC sucks, petitions, 24 hour McDonald's breakfast, cuddle companies, and rejecting rejection. 

Fat Mat and Lindsey discuss One Directions fans threatening self harm thanks to the departure of Zayn Malik, tipping, Mr. Sketch markers, a man whose last name is F**k (for real), strip clubs and pre school for adults.

Lindsey and Fat Mat discuss Donald Trump becoming the president of the USA, a racist fool leaving nasty notes at a daycare (which spirals into a tirade against racism everywhere), more suggestions on how to behave in public, and why Tim Horton's is the worst.

Fat Mat and Lindsey are joined by special guest Terrance Williams. Topics include the perils of dating online, band reunions (the good and the bad), road rage, feeling fat and offending people on Facebook, dill pickles and deli sandwiches, and revealing the number of people you've slept with, yay or nay?

Lindsey and Fat Mat discuss Canadian veterans having to prove they're missing limbs, circus and zoo animals, selfie sticks that go to far (literally), penis studies, genius uses for Tinder, phone scams, how to charge your cellphone while you jerk off, skydiving, and monster trucks.

Lindsey and Fat Mat discuss Canada denying Chris Brown, Toronto Tunnel, Slacktivism and pink shirts, and something that was apparently too gross for Walking Dead viewers.

Fat Mat and Lindsey weigh the pros and cons of a one way trip to Mars, a bull rips yet another tourist a new one, and tattoo removal cream is discussed. Also, fleshlights. Yup. They talk about Fleshlights.

Lindsey and Fat Mat discuss dangerous trees, finding love at the grocery store, some fantastic albums that turn 20 in 2015, creeper instagram accounts PLUS Mat tells us what a terrible teenager he was.

Fat Mat and Lindsey discuss clickbait, awful Target customers, why you shouldn't use the internet to diagnose an illness, and among other things; sex toys, the worst jobs ever, and death.

Lindsey and Fat Mat discuss e-cigarettes, how to play in the winter without suing anyone, how not to be a jerk in an airport, and crowd funding.