Here For The Wrong Reasons

Hannah E10: In a shocking turn of events, Hannah fucks Peter in a windmill but doesn't fuck Tyler C at all. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E9: Peter's dad rocks a stache. Tyler C and Hannah rock out. Hannah rocks the boat with her rose ceremony decision. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Did you guys know that Luke P. talked to God in the shower?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E8: Anna and Ryan broadcast on the road from Seattle, but in Amsterdam, it's a different city but the same old Luke P drama. Meanwhile, Connor is surprisingly still on the show, until he isn't. #MikeforBachelor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Luke P. turns to prop comedy in a moment worthy of Carrot Top.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E7: Hannah and Garrett go nude bungee jumping. Luke is totally cool with it... NOT! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Anna and Ryan are late to the party, but once again there's no cocktail party.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E6: Luke P has names in his mouth, and Garrett has height to his hair. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. It's a fucking Bachlorette clip show.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E5: Farewell, John Paul Jones. Hello, Scotland! Hello there, pool table make out session!! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Hannah finds that emotions are the most elusive thing about the Luke Ness Monster.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E4: Hannah shouts the famous revolutionary war cry "No taxation, no representation!!" Tyler C is a big time griller, big time chiller. Ryan does not remember how The Great Gatsby ends. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. It's Luke P vs Luke S in the most boring rugby fight in history.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking a chicken nugget, while John Paul Jones eats chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Anna and Ryan learn what "Weird Flex but ok" means.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E2: John Paul Jones rides a unicycle into our hearts. Tyler C. wears a sexy grandpa sweater. Kevin throws nuggets at Cam. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. A.B.C.: Annoyance backfires, Cam! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke has a divine experience. Scott has a girlfriend. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tyler dances all over the competition, while the Box King gets dethroned.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right decision. Hannah G drops some F bombs. Colton (probably) loses his virginity. Colton's dad has BDE. Air Supply performs. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Colton's season concludes with two nights of drama that could have easily fit into one night.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!!  The moment you've been living for has finally arrived: Colton jumped the fence!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton learns the proper way to butter bread. Hannah G. raps. Every dad is skeptical. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Come for the clever commentary, stay for the scolding lectures on the patriarchy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and Sniper the dog share an ice cream cone. Hannah B. is a poet and we didn't know it. Heather rides the rails to escape Colton. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Colton's dad is the Underwood that America has been waiting for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants something real and something magical, and surprisingly, Colton cannot deliver. Hannah G's mom is a badass. Demi gets a no no from Coco. Follow us @forwrongreasons.  Hannah G and Colton make out, Demi's mom gets out, and Demi is just out.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing close ups of Colton's mouth. Nicole grabs an eel. Sydney is still on the show, and needs her weeds whacked. Kirpa is wearing a band aid. Follow us @forwrongreasons.  Extra Extra! Elyse is a ghost, and Heather is a Duggar!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends a message to her haters. The show actually handles a sensitive topic sensitively. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Hannah B. eats a fish eye, and swallows her pride.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and spanked. Heather stirs the pot. Terry Crews is 50 years old!  Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Hannah B feels befumbled, but she is not deceitful and manipulative - just freakin trust her.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy feels sick to her stomach. Hannah can't give a toast on her golden birthday. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Sydney bangs pots and pans, but Demi's the one causing the real ruckus at the cocktail party.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton's Season Premiere! Who watches the watch parties? Bachelor Nation, that's who. Get ready for a bunch of bad virgin jokes from Chris Harrison and Ryan. Plus a sloth.... bit .... drags.... on ..... too ..... long.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices