Here For The Wrong Reasons

Clare E3: We finally get the Yosef confrontation they've been teasing for three weeks. It goes down exactly like it did in 100 promos. Some of the guys get roses and go on dates, but let's be honest, only Dale matters. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clare S2: The guys learn the love languages, and it turns out Clare's love language is not awkward pauses. A controversial strip dodgeball game reveals double standards in American gender roles, prompting the guys to have a serious, nuanced discussion about the nature of the male gaze. Just kidding! They sit around naked and rub their asses on the couch. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clare E1: After months of delays (for Clare and the audience), we finally get a new season! We see several Zacks, several Tylers, a Jason, and a Chasen all chasin Clare's heart. Plus, Ryan and Anna each have their own mike! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason Season Finale! Jason dumps Molly, and collapses on the balcony in agony unrivaled in human history. Ten minutes later, he gives Melissa the happiest moment of her life. Then he takes it away.... Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason E7: The whole gang heads to New Zealand, but Molly has brought her baggage about her family along. Even for an episode of The Bachelor, there are so many love puns. Anna reveals the authors on her list. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason E6: Jillian saw a lake monster, and Melissa's parents are monsters. Molly's mom makes everyone wear crazy hats, and Naomi's mom brings the crazy. Naomi is an Indigo Kid, and Anna is a Star Seed. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason E5: Melissa watches Ty while he sleeps. Jason does a kissing contest with Molly, Jillian, and Stephanie, then Jason kisses Stephanie goodbye. Sign the Bachelor Diversity Campaign Petition to get some much needed diversity to the Bachelor Franchise! https://tinyurl.com/y7s5xyrs Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason E4: We go back to 2009 to continue recapping Jason's season! Molly and Jason "stay up late" in backyard camp out. The ladies learn camera kissing etiquette on the set of General Hospital. Plus, hear Anna's shout out from Alex Bordyukov courtesy of Cameo.com. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LTYH Season 1 Finale! Matt and Rudi head their separate ways. Jamie carries Trevor through their performance. Taye Diggs would pay money to see Chris and Bri, while Ryan and Anna both paid money to see the 1992 Rodney Dangerfield/Jonathan Brandis film Ladybugs in theaters. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LTYH E5: Rudi and Matt relax in Nipton, but Matt still can't say that he's falling for Rudi. That brings up an awkward argument about how poorly Ryan responded when Anna said she loves him for the first time. Plus, Bri and Chris sing! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LTYH E4: Chris Harrison throws in some twists. Natascha twists the knife in Julia before her performance. Ryan and Natascha get the crowd to do the twist. Check out Whitney's cinnamon roll fundraiser! https://give.oregonfoodbank.org/fundraiser/2729473. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LTYH E3: Chris Harrison expels all non-serious couples from the mansion. Julia projects her fakeness on Savannah, then fakes her chemistry with Sheridan. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LTYH E2: Chris and Bri are really excited about going to Guitar Center! Brandon is the center of every women's attention. Someone named Danny is apparently on this show. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to Your Heart E1: Just like Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga in A Star is Born, Anna and Ryan have found love... with the Bachelor's musical show. But they still can't harmonize. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason E3: Stephanie's husband is looking down smiling at this situation. Jason is looking at the women's busts. Chris Harrison is looking to start some drama. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason E2: Jason says bye to his best friend Ty. Just being in Jason's presence is a gift. Shannon gets ice cold to get Jason's attention. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason Mesnick E1: It's 2009, and everyone is feeling fine! Jason, Ty, and Larry head to LA! Renee's vision board doesn't work out. Shannon has been stalking Jason on social media. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Peter Season Finale! Peter's family wants him to find a woman who can handle his line-dancing lifestyle. Hannah Ann is an angel on earth, and the unexpected hero of the season. Peter has made a million and one mistakes, all in less than 525, 600 minutes. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Peter Women Tell All: Peter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Woodward and Bernstein show up to investigate Champagnegate (the pop heard round the world!) Pete is not our favorite pilot. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Peter Fantasy Suites: Peter does an even worse Australian accent than Anna and Ryan. Hannah Ann wants a long day and a long night with Peter. Victoria F and Peter monkey around. Madison and Peter, not so much. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices