Podshambles

Shambledee and Shambledum return with something that can only be described as "alarmingly sexy" for your audio pleasure-tubes. This wedge of Shamblecheese marks the tenth anniversary of the podcast, so we have assembled some rather special sultry guests for the occasion! Paddy and Zac reveal that Laurie was probably born on Bear Island, Laurie and Chris explain the newfangled concept of "Football" to Paddy, and of course your two overexcitable hosts discuss why ducks are sexy and Cardiff is not. Bring staples, remain stationary, it is going to be charismatically muddling. NOTE: iTunes keeps deleting all of the apostrophes in our descriptions. I just thought I would let you all know as it is really annoying me.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh, what does the Shambling Den hold in store this week? Well, Paddy initiates the inaugural Geography Hour (not set to to return, at time of writing), Laurie and Flagon find a portal to Ascot, and that dang Postal Salmon has returned with stories of our readers' celebrity lookalikes. On top of that, we finally discover who and what Demi Levato actually is. It's a rip-roaring, leg-rustling, ear-tickling, zebra-teasing, fully-booked barnstormer of an episode. If that's OK with you?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The sun rises on the broken bodies of the Shamblers-of-Fortune and they realise they have survived. The war is over and everything is back to normal (note: the war will not be mentioned). Paddy reveals the explosive conclusion of "101 Things to do with an Egg and a Piece of Paper", Laurie steadies himself for his first ever underground train-dungeon and the Postal Salmon becomes (for some reason) a recurring character. It's the longest chapter yet - it's like the Water Temple of podcasts. Do you have your iron boots? Good.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well, it's finally happened on the Shambleveranda. Paddy opens up a can of eggs as he unleashes 101 things you might do with an egg and a piece of paper. If you ever felt like it. No pressure. But it's GREAT FUN. Also in this week's episode: signalling sexy occurrences, meeting crazy Dave and catching up with Dunstan, who, predictably, checks in. Go on, you might tolerate it.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Shamblebots finally bring word from the battle of Podvalley. They answer Rebecca's question, they argue about sandwiches, Paddy reinvents advertising, Laurie plays mandolin and we finally meet Dolby the digital surround sound rhino. Tie your shoes, it's about to get weird. Good weird? Potentially. Oh and ZELDA IS THE GIRL. GET IT RIGHT.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Shamblewizards set aside their differences and start talking catchphrases. What will they name their children? How do centaurs talk? Why shouldn't you carry a hammer in public? Expect things that resemble answers. Oh and Top Cat & Benny the Ball may make some kind of appearance.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, the Shamble Wranglers play a choose your own adventure story, expertly concocted by Paddy. Will Terry find his way? What names are palindromes? And whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton? With special guest, Kermit The Frog.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It is quiz o'clock in Podshambala, so we get very wordy, Laurie voices his anarchist tendencies and Paddy finally finds out which medieval weapon he is. A small fire broke out midway through the recording but we cover it with a jingle and don't mention it so it is then definitely fine. Also: boats.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we tackle the Storytelling Challenge, present a whole new slant on Game of Thrones and sing some songs about MoonPig. Paddy is left alone to write the iTunes podcast description - he fails graciously.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The inaugural instalment of the Podshambles. Hold onto your skirts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. What will Paddy think of "Penelope"? How would Laurie improve shoes? Will this actually work? YOU* DECIDE! *Podshambles HQ and associated authorities will make ALL decisions  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.