Sol-mates: Love And Mst3k

It's our episode celebrating Joe's birthday, and wouldn't you know he got US a gift by asking to watch all-time fan favorite Werewolf! Listen, won't you? It's absolutely fascinating.Host segments: the drinking habits of the domesticated archaeologist; Necromancer Paul; nephew's favorite riffs; Jeff has so many theories; moon shots; riffing our lives; getting humped on the dance floor; threads of Joe Estevez; our apologies to Stephanie Meyer; Law of Transitive Vodka.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're tackling another Bert I Gordon masterpiece (?), the second half of Colonel Glen Manning's epic story - War of the Colossal Beast. We're not sure why we needed more Glen Manning - but, there you go.Host segments: nightmare mom; GlenPTSD; The Gender Essentialism Side-Step; Comatose Crumbs; Colonel Waaah-nhattan; Joe has feelings about Mr. B; methtosterone.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're on take two (yet again) of Village of the Giants! WHO HAVE WE OFFENDED, OH PODCAST GODS? In this heady wrap-up of two films that shall be hereafter known as "The Kirkening," we talk about how much we wish we could just watch Death Proof instead. (CW: police brutality)Host segments: geology talk; Step 3 - Profit!; apologies to Foxy Shazam; get the Foo Fighters in here; a new type of demolition derby; Space Children redux; Dante's weird hipster hell.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit

Believe it or not, due to a technology fail, we had to talk about Catalina Caper twice. TWICE. Anyway - this is the second time. We'd tell you to spot the difference, but you can't. And we're still bitter about itHost segments: hot take - rich people are shitty; dueling beach volleyball scenes; #TheseWomen; #YachtProblems; omnipresent Richard; the journeys of Tommy Kirk; don't listen, mom; too soon; beach jurisdiction; Joe's ALF feelings.

We're taking on a listener request this week with Horrors of Spider Island! It's only once you get past all the spiders? (are they spiders?) that you realize how problematic the gender politics are in this one.Host segments: mumbling and muted nudity; Jeff's tenuous grasp on Yugoslavian trivia; everything is terrible; Gary's management style; the psychic energy of pillow fights; up on some Bobby; a change of dancers; hunting for peen.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

Devori's birthday is coming up, and she made us watch Ator:The Fighting Eagle. That's it. That's the episode description. Host segments: Ator has a plan; Totino's betrayal; Devori Kimbro for Day-Drinking; a shitty rogue, Joe's weird rabbit-hole; an accent-heavy ad break; Van Dwellers; Encino Ator; the fat one is watching the little one.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

This week, we're tackling the original MST3K series finale, Diabolik (or, Danger: Diabolik if you prefer). Our primary question: WHY IS THIS EPISODE "CONTROVERSIAL?"Host segments: lady doctor; Clerks' Death Star discussion has entered the chat; how do you solve a problem like Diabolik?; lipstick feminism; missed finale opportunities; cut for time and context; the heady days of August 1999; Lord of the Diaboliks; bow before the navel; DONALD GLOVER IS ALL OF THEM!Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

Up next in the Summer of Spies, it's Mighty Jack! The big takeaway from this episode is that Jeff is moderately good at making you think he knows a lot about thermodynamics.Host segments: Rand Paul's stroke book; good ol' Sandy Frank; we're pretty sure Jeff is making shit up about thermodynamics; Saturn 3; host segment roulette; do you even Mighty Jack?; GI Joe made sense; an Avengers ideological conceit; Real Housewives of Mighty Jack; Devori aggressively doesn't care.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're continuing the Summer of Spies with the not-quite feast for the eyes of Code Name: Diamond Head. The bottom line is - we didn't hate it! (CW: sexual assault)Host segments: hot dog envy; sourdough batch; Jeff Smith redux; joys of traveling; scone v. scone; by the time we were Hank's age; the tragedy of All in the Family; Jonay Ray-make.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

It's time to start our Summer of Spies! We're kicking things off with the inscrutably named Secret Agent Super Dragon (bwah-BWAH). CW: rape/sexual assault, murder, tortureHost segments: Michael Hutchence pose; Google it; #LowBudgetSpyLife; Chekov's blob; Ward E; spaghetti spy movies; host segment blahs; the grammatical derivation of "whoomp"; our apologies to Willem Dafoe; a REAL super dragon; no apologies to Orrin Hatch; KDBH.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We feel we should let you know - we picked this one because Devori really, REALLY likes "Progress Island: USA." *CW: sexual assault, murder. suicideHost segments: You dropped your Puerto Rico; a little more about Coleman Francis; positional nuking; MiMi wins; found footage Beast; My boys are missing; whatever 'cur, Tor find.'Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

It's MiMi's birthday, so we're dipping into one of her favorites - Rifftrax: Æon Flux (2005)! Basically, this is a discussion of good intentions and middling execution - like most of our jokes.Host segments: Goodyear sumbitch; too-literal Kevin; transhumanism and the struggle being real; dictator or bag of dicks?; a bunch of capable women; Slim Goodbody's brother.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

This episode, we're tackling a season three snoozer, Stranded in Space. Here's hoping you don't need to open this episode with your left hands, you damn dirty commies!Host segments: BadLibs; the classic Paul Revere Gambit; right in the crapper; I thought that was WarGames; "Startin' up a Posse;" Aileen vs. Carl; The Astronaut Trap; a left-handed Get Out; my-my-my-my planet; stop hitting me.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're continuing our quest for non-terrible fantasy films from the early 90s - and, well - we're just not doing so well. This episode - it's fan-favorite Quest of the Delta Knights! With special guest - Carl Panzram!Host segments: reasons to buy a boy; Kardashian redux; Pants for incels; poor Gene Hackman; when they were on CSI.American Roads to Recovery interview with Bill Corbett: https://americanroads2recovery.org/the-interviews/#BillCPlease be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

Hey, all! We thought we'd take advantage of social distancing to help Joe work on a film idea he's had rattling around, and we decided to record it and offer it up as a bonus episode! Enjoy us throwing stuff at the old shit-wall (you'll figure that one out) as we come up with a plot for Zombies are Delicious! (TMTMTMTMTMTM)

We're Spring Cleaning again this week with the second installment of Wizards of the Lost Kingdom! There's still wizards. That goll-darn kingdom is still lost. But...this is a sequel in only the loosest sense of the word - and there's only so much hay you can make out of that, folks.Host segments: Beefy Guy and the Pig-Monster; Keystone campus security; lesser Carradine movies; the mystery of drammel; FatMo; A Streetcar Named FatWizard; grateful for bidets!Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

First off, we apologize for the sound quality on MiMi and Jeff's end the first half of the podcast - we had...issues. Secondly, PHONES!Host segments: sand EVERYWHERE; Drunk Stepdad and the Tallboy; Joe is triggered; pussy Charleston Chew; Jeff loves tequila; rotary phone security system; alien or angel?; lump vs. layabouts; what if we don't nuke the world?; East Idaho nihilism; Ken's lump management skills.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're taking on the doozy of the episode that is The Saga of the Viking women, which luckily is spruced up with a bit of the charm brought to you by the lovely ladies of Iowa State. In the end, we can't decide what upsets us more - the misogyny of The Home Economics Story, or the GOD-AWFUL MIND-NUMBING TEDIUM OF THESE VIKING WOMEN! You think Viking women, of ALL the women, would be a good time.Host segments: by the power of lutefisk; Corman cutting his losses; Viking pranks; we do a deep-dive into five-pound parties; Introducing Tophat Jerry; Viking Women of Gor; a weird Russ Meyer riff; again debating if you can separate the short from the movie.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

We're tackling The Skydivers and fan-favorite short, "Why Study Industrial Arts?" Aside from wanting to talk about why you SHOULD study industrial arts, we spend most of the time trying to figure out WHY YOU WOULD WILLINGLY JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE. cw: suicide, depression, molestationHost segments: Francis Coleman's Irregular Dudes; chute sack; too much skydiving in The Skydivers; porn-ception continues; Joe has three friends; the Love's BBQ van; Bound but with coveralls; Joe's too lazy for an affair.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.

It's our first episode of Spring Cleaning, and we're beginning by wrapping up the saga of Ken in Fugitive Alien 2. Spoiler alert: he doesn't get killed by a forklift in this one, either.Host segments: Idaho handshake; Sake Bombs Round 2; MiMi knows her Star Force; what has our podcast become?; Revenge of the Sith hot takes; the sushi conveyor belt that is Hollywood; there's nothing that alcohol can't solve.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our Subreddit.