Zero Blog Thirty

n today's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... 1. Young men who wear thin, gray sweatpants to Hooters 2. A person who poops in the apartment of the person they just started dating the first time they spend the night 3. People who don’t wear their underwear when they’re trying on bathing suits in Old Navy 4. Women who finally poop a couple days after giving birth 5. The lady who waxed my pubes the other week, even though she stunk at it. She was a young whippersnapper full of life facing a terrible situation ALSO: Russia Ukraine UpdateYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Crime in Antarctica ROUND 2: Leadership breakdown. Urban Meyer was a disaster. Lets learn from it. ROUND 3:The VA is removing caretaker support to the families of thousands of veterans and the ball of red tape is more tangled than ever ROUND 4: We’ve been seeing a lot of stories about Russia’s “The Wagner Group” in Ukraine but they’re also causing trouble in Africa now ROUND 5: The BBC did a deep dive on Russia’s military mistakes so far plus a few other updates from UkraineYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Captain Cons Is Getting Married and we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief. A woman had to go to the doctor in order to remove a glass from her anus. The glass was up there long enough to technically need new pros and cons. Round 2: Ladies & gentlemen, Major Dick Bong (quick) Round 3: Worst wedding advice from each decade/ surprise for Connor’s fiance Round 4: 4 Russian Generals killed Round 5: Zelenskyy didn’t dress up enough for speechYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's show we have 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Capt. Sir Mansfield Cumming suggested that British intelligence agents use semen as invisible ink during World War I, but later put a stop to it due to the smell. Round 2: An update from a wild stolen valor case from a few weeks ago. Justice is getting served. Round 3: Is Tulsi Gabbard a traitor? Round 4: Iran reportedly bombs sites in Iraq that house US service members which for fuck sake, Iran. Not right now. Round 5: Ukraine updateYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Loose lips might sink ships, but what about really plump ones full of botox? ROUND 2: Speaking of! Explorer Ernest Henry Shackleton's 144-foot long ship, Endurance, has finally been discovered off the coast of Antarctica beneath the icy Weddell Sea. ROUND 3: A plane carrying former president Donald Trump was forced to make an emergency landing after experiencing engine failure on Saturday, & his PAC immediately began fundraising money for a new private plane, Trump Force One ROUND 4: Spiders as big as your palm are dropping in from the sky all over the East coast this summer & we’d like to know what 82nd Airborne is going to do about it ROUND 5: Iron curtain descends on Russia + more updates on the latest in UkraineYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Ukraine Beating Russia Like A Bunch Of Turkeys Round 1: ZBT Mast. A Mail carrier is accused of beating a wild turkey to death on his mail route. We’ll decide if the mail carrier needs to be court martialed or not. Round 2: ZBT Mast part 2- Florida man ticketed for going 50 in a 30… BUT, there’s some evidence on his side. He says that he just got the dodge charger, didnt know how to get it out of sports mode, AND he had just found out about Putin’s nuclear war. Pretty good excuse. Round 3: Burn pit legislation gets approval in the house but insiders arent sure if it will even see a vote in the Senate. Pretty damn typical if you ask us. Round 4: Russian pows give stirring speech. Many veterans in the western world have asked people to not share the video. We’ll give you the reasons why but also get into whether or not we agree with that stance. Round 5: Interview with Jennifer Cafarella, the Chief of Staff @TheStudyofWar & Visiting Fellow @MasonNatSec joins us to break down the Whats Next in Ukrain

Rob O'Neill, ISIS Brides, Tell Soldier Fetishes, and War Updates - On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A United States Congressman from Texas decided to drop his reelection campaign right as the primary races were headed to the polls. Why? Because he was balls deep in the former wife of the ISIS leader. YIKES ROUND 2: Kate wants to tell us about the Pottsdam Giants, one of the most bizarre military units - who were absolute units - of all time. ROUND 3: While the world focuses on Ukraine, things in Afganistan are going completely off the rails. Between mass famine and hunger to women being required to have chaperones again and finally to organ harvesting. The new taliban, it turns out, is the same as the old taliban. ROUND 4: Navy Seal Rob ONeill returns to the show to talk to kate about his new book with Dakokta Meyer. Rob also expresses his love for Dave Portnoy. ROUND 5: War in Ukraine rages on. We give you updates regarding the types of weapons the Russians are using an

On today's ZBT we've got only 3 ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE as we spend a lot of time recapping Ukraine/Russia. ROUND 1: Although the war is still is the focus of the entirety of the world, we are gonna talk about some other stuff too because our brains need a break as well. So, we will start with……should we kill every mosquito on planet earth? ROUND 2: Heat waves have caused our beloved honey bees to ejaculate themselves to death. ROUND 3: Of course we are gonna give you an update from Ukraine.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's episode ZBT reacts to the events in the Ukraine as Russian forces invade. There's one round, but a lot to unpack. This is our reaction to what's going on. Presented by WhistlePig Whiskey! -Visit piggybackcraftcocktail.com for more info and make sure you grab a box in select stores! - Go to rockyboots.com enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Classic case of good initiative, bad judgment. A former Georgia state employee now faces criminal charges after she allegedly faked multiple pregnancies for paid time off. ROUND 2: Who among us has not gone to a sleepover for teens, gotten hammered drunk & called them “acne fuckers”? Well, I certainly haven’t but now at least Kate has something in common with a U.S. House candidate. ROUND 3: An elementary school kid should be a 5 star recruit for all military recruiters in about 10 years. He wishes a mother fuckin zombie would. ROUND 4: “We’re all going to decide the fate of Ukraine today.” Newest Netflix drama or is it just Putin deciding on war via a bizarre, scripted meeting broadcast to all? ROUND 5: There are reports coming out about a Tank wreaking havoc in CaliforniaYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBl

On today's show we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief: The Army is making soldiers light themselves on fire. Round 2: The National Guard in Texas is trying to unionize. Whoa Round 3: If you do get stuck on a long deployment or activation, you might need a side hustle. We’ve got some great ideas for you that arent all sexual favors. Lets be honest though. Over the pants HJs still pay the bills. Round 4: Our guy Kyle came up with a list of the dumbest rules in the military. We are gonna judge them.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's show it's a Valentine's Day Edition and we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Many people are saying that the Department of Defense should spend billions of dollars on cows. Seems stupid, right? It should only seem stupid if youre an idiot. Round 2: Woman showed remarkable situational awareness over the weekend. As a result, her wordle loving mama isnt dead. Round 3: Finally all of you nasty little worms who love having your dick skinners all toasty can achieve your hand warmth via a new technology that makes me sick. Round 4: More reporting on the exit from Afghanistan reveals just how dire the situation really was. Round 5: An update about Ukraine from the real expertsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... But before that, ½ of ZBT’s nipples went up online yesterday. Nick & Cons need to step up. ROUND 1: School circle on the mayor. He’s about to do a hip pocket class on how ice fishing can lead to a little old fashioned hookin. Talkin prostitutes, folks. Round 2: A museum guard went full blown junior enlisted and colored eyes on a million dollar painting because he was bored. ROUND 3: Dan Lamothe has been knee deep in documents over the last few weeks. He’s pieced all the puzzle parts together and has found out what really happened in the last few days in Afghanistan. ROUND 4: The situation on the border is long, largely needless, and causing the death of far too many troops. The Army Times has blown the story wide open led by Davis Winkie who will join us for this round. ROUND 5: Terrell Starr, a forgein policy reporter and resident of Ukraine, joins us to break the Ukraine/Russia conflict down Barney Style.You can find every episode of this

Today is an EXTRA handsome episode of ZBT and we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Sailors made a big ole stink about Walter Reid and why medical staff are saying it’s where “corpsmen go to die.” Round 2: Kate’s beloved Furry community is back in the news and this time, it isnt because a michigan school board thought that children were using litter boxes in the bathroom. Round 3: In a classic tale of “fuck around and find out” a woman from kansas was denied bail. Why? Well, because she led a squad of women ISIS fighters. Round 4: We are gonna Channing Your Tatum. The star of the new movie Dog joins us to talk about working with Army Rangers and the stress that came with it Round 5: Military bugs!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's show we have 5 Rounds in the Magazine ... ROUND 1: If the gondola is rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ cause it might be a story ‘bout Marines that’s shockin’! (Marines got crazy at the San Diego Zoo.) ROUND 2: Of course the big story this week…3,000 troops are off to Eastern Europe as tensions between Russia & Ukraine continue to rise ROUND 3: President Biden ordered a strike that killed ISIS’ leader in Syria. We’re gonna look at the operation and what we know now. ROUND 4: Military working chicken captured at the pentagon after trying to steal government secrets/stray chips. ROUND 5: A bill was signed honoring WWII “Ghost Soldiers” and all we can say is that these guys would be a hit at pool partiesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got AUDITIONS for ZBT + 5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Kate got tricked by a SToLeN VaLoR Marine this past week.. It’s a wild story of a woman pretending to be a highly decorated veteran DYING OF CANCER. Turns out, she never served & she was making BANK. ROUND 2: An F-35 crashed into the South China sea last week. Thankfully the pilot is alright but it has gotta be a rough feeling crashing something worth a cool $100M ROUND 3: Another update on what’s happening in the Ukraine ROUND 4: Move aside Mary Kate & Ashley - FLORIDA MAN poses as Twin Brother to get payout. ROUND 5: Owl Poop // Donny SEALYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Hey there, kitchen gloves. Give me 600 crows right damn now for a working party. Round 2: Someone update our old producer kyle because that cyber nerd would cum if he heard this one. Apple’s airtags have uncovered a secret german intel agency. Round 3: The war drums continue to beat in Ukraine. We are gonna try our best to give you an update. Round 4: Give em one. Fishermen and FISHERWOMEN are thwarting Russia’s wargames with nets, rods, and big ole sets of brass balls and flaps. Round 5: President Biden signed into law a new statute of the UCMJ. Finally, sexual harrassment is it’s own charge and with it, comes long overdue sweeping changes. Jeopardy DecorumYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's episode of ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A british soldier trying to huff shoe polish started a fire in his barracks instead which lead Kate down a non-traditional drugs rabbit hole where she learned you can get high off poop. ROUND 2: Oh, ya know, just monkeying around on this round ha ha! We’ve got monkeys going AWOL on a PA highway & the Queen of maqauces waging war & kicking ass ROUND 3: A Michigan school district responds to parent’s concerns that the school is making students have sit down head calls in litter boxes. ROUND 4: Interview with Jen Burch - re: Madison Cawthron is a douche le boosh - we promise we won’t be cleaning our rifles during our interview with herYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's Episode we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: What in the hell is Havana Syndrome and why are so many US diplomats coming down with this illness? ROUND 2: Bus drivers, snow shovelers & now… New Mexico National Guard = substitute teachers ROUND 3: Russia getting squirrely again, we have the latest from those nuts PLUS, your tax dollars at work outside the USA - where is the most US military aid going beyond our borders? ROUND 4: A motivated warrior came up with a meme that will help every fruit-salad carrying troop get a job that even Connor would be proud of. ROUND 5: Rollover accident in North CarolinaYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On this week's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A massive volcanic eruption happened over the weekend that sent shockwaves & tsunamis around the world so of course we have a science round for you! ROUND 2: Have we found the horniest grave of all time? ROUND 3: There’s a shitstorm brewing on military tikTok & men on Twitter are up in Arms over Army women dancing, so SNAFU. ROUND 4: We have a prime example of thinking outside the box in a military manner. ROUND 5: Charles McGee, One of the last surviving Tuskeegee Airman passed away this weekend at 102. We wanna take a moment to recognize his lifeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30