Zero Blog Thirty

Round 1: A video of a woman SCREAMING in a Sam’s Club has gone viral all over the internet and, you guessed it, she is indeed military. Round 2: The US should do whatever we need to in order to hire a Japanese man who figured out how to unscramble and unblur porn. Round 3: Some old ass Air Force bubbas are spilling the beans about how aliens messed with nuclear weapons Round 4: Poland’s Military continues to be a bunch of poor boys who cant even afford religion. Sad. Round 5: An episode of Shark Tank, but for fixing problems in the military? Welcome to Dragon’s Lair 2021You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: A cougar went into the barracks and caused a big ole stir. We aint talkin about Jill Biden either, folks. Round 2: Last week we talked about gate guards and all the terrible things they have to do on a daily basis. I think they took it too far because some Air Force MPs destroyed a car by deploying the emergency barriers which seems like a really fun time. Round 3: It’s strange when we hear senior leaders making sense especially when that sense involves making junior folks train less. Round 4: Australia is putting the United States to shame as far as vaccines go. The latest news from Australia’s medical frontlines will be a real bear for everyone involved. Round 5: A Russian President and American President once set aside their differences and agreed to be allies if needed against a common enemy. Aliens. - This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and our listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com/zero - Go to BlackRifleCoffee.com/ZERO and use code ZERO today and get the freshe

We've got 5 rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Honey, North Korea is having a WEEK. Viral videos, a guy in a human canon ball suit, and chirping at the US. ROUND 2: A Lesson in how not to take accountability comes to us from the governor of Missouri ROUND 3: Unacceptable: An errant U.S. drone strike killed 10 members of their family. They’re still awaiting compensation ROUND 4: MP interactions ROUND 5: I’m not ashamed to say it, I once had a very small, thin CAC. In fact a lot of us did. Even Kate. But the military might finally be getting rid of them.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Couple tries to sell some nuclear secrets to a "foreign agent" Round 2: Attack Submarine, USS Connecticut suffers underwater collision with a mystery object Round 3: Mailbag with ZBT! Round 4: General Ray Odierno passes away.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

The squad kicks off the show with a little Urban Meyer talk! Then we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: The US Navy has lost control of one of its warships well, actually they lost control of the FB page for one of its warships thanks to an internet game ROUND 2: Mother left the UK with her kids to join ISIS would like to come home now while giving assurance that shes never seen a beheading which is cool. ROUND 3: Marines have reversed an old decision about allowing religious headwear while in uniform. ROUND 4: The term military grade is all over the place. But, what does it mean? We asked and you answered.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1: A wanna-be ninja with a sword attacked an Army special ops unit in California in the middle of the night, hopefully he didn’t know MCMAP ROUND 2: Inside the office of a one-star Army general that 100% of soldiers rated ‘hostile’ ROUND 3: Are you over the age of 50 and get a majority of your news from Facebook? Stop that and listen up because the house that Zuckerberg built is in disarray ROUND 4: Fat Leaonard is going to give us the skinny in an upcoming tell-all podcast. Sex, drugs, bribery? Spill those beans, fattie. ROUND 5: Welp, we’re going broke (again). Could MINTING A TRILLION DOLLAR COIN save us?? ROUND 6: NERD ALERT! The British Army has extinguished the smoking lampYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

We've got 4 Rounds in the Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief: longtime stoolie Shakira was involved in a wild boar attack. Head on a swivel, folks. Round 2: In a story fit for Netflix, a former Army Ranger faces extradition to the Netherlands where he is wanted for being a hitman that killed a German businessman. Round 3: The Taliban is sick and tired of their boots acting like nasty little turds. Round 4: The Chairman of the joint chiefs went before both houses of congress this week, it was an absolute shitshow.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Killer whales man. They’ll get ya. Chaps goes down an insane rabbit hole on these wild creatures. Big respect. Plus Kate went down a rabbit hole & has a whale of a tale about TJ Maxx Ceramics Round 2: Marines Row across the entire atlantic ocean. HARDDDOOOOOOO Round 3: The CIA reportedly was ready to do a little assassination goofin by taking out the Wikileaks founder Round 4: The person who shot Reagan gets an unconditional releaseYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1: A former guerrilla fighter, convicted drug trafficker & biological father of at least 50 kids also became the world’s oldest professional soccer player this week. The real kicker? He’s the Vice President of Suriname. ROUND 2: Ahh the Bactrian Treasure… Ancient artifacts of gold & gems considered Afghanistan’s most important & valuable… but where is it now?! ROUND 3: Remember fallen tech superstar Elizabeth Holmes & her fake deep voice & her Steve Jobs all black outfits & her fraudulent startup, Theranos? That was weird. Remember how Former Defense Secretary James Mattis was on the company’s board? That was weird, too. This week he’s testifying in court & sharing how he was duped! ROUND 4: Biden opposes honorable discharges for troops who refuse vaccine ROUND 5: Siiiick Calllllllll! Man ejaculates from anus but waits 2 years for medical helpYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. F

ROUND 1: Marines go viral for gettin’ wet in their whites ... while returning from funeral duty. ROUND 2: Homeless veterans are making a statement as they grow a tent city called ‘veterans row’ outside of the Los Angeles VA, complete with a resident rank structure ROUND 3: About damn time - LGBT vets with other than honorable discharges will get VA benefits under new a plan dropping on the 10th anniversary of the repeal of DADT ROUND 4: China’s military has a morale problem, which is shocking because gee it sure seems fun to be them Interview with Patrick Murphy (36:22:00) ROUND 5: Afghanistan UpdatesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Would you fuck a robot? Round 2: Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. No yelling on the bus even when The National Guard are the drivers like they are in Massachusetts Round 3: General Milley is back in the news again and you gotta think that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is fucking sick of that. Round 4: I got to sit down with the author of the Afghanistan Papers. We talked about everything from the withdrawal to the lack of accountability. Round 5: In an incredible turn of events, turns out you can potty train a cow!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Propaganda is my favorite. Round 2: Acrobatic squirrels may hold the key to better jumping robots in Army-funded research Round 3: Update the safety brief. The Latvian military conducted some realistic training out in town over the weekend … the problem is that they didnt tell the town they were doing an exercise Round 4: New coup goofin in Guinea after some Green Berets accidentally helped oust a presidentYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: The national debt ceiling will be reached in October. With the military as the biggest eater of money, we have some ideas on how to cut the mil budget without impacting readiness. ROUND 2: Alcohol ban on the border for National Guard following string of incidents which the troops wont mind because theres plenty of things to do in the middle of the nowhere when it’s 100 degrees outside. It’s fine. Dont worry about them at all. ROUND 3: “All available boats, this is the United States Coast Guard….”That’s how the message began on September 11th, 20 years ago this coming Saturday. From there an unprecedented rescue mission began in Manhattan. ROUND 4: Afghanistan updatesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We need some levity, so in this round we've got some eex crazed spiders in Ireland that will go zero to sixty(nine) in no time, bite you, and then bang each other’s brains out. Which will lead us to our weekend safety brief. ROUND 2: Plain and simple, it's a FART STORY ROUND 3: Afghanistan updates ROUND 4: The saga of a congressman from Oklahoma named Markwayne Mullin. That’s right, Markwayne. And he went John Wayne on everyone’s ass & traveled rogue to Afghanistan… or at least he tried to. Bonus Interview with a Airforce PilotYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

This episode is in tribute to the fallen.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

A Tragedy has occurred in Kabul. Uncle Chaps opens with a message. We then go into an interview with Chris Davis.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Feels like we do this story annually with each of the service academies, but 18 have been expelled from the Naval Academy after cheating on a Physics exam so Kate has a little quiz for us ROUND 2: As a former dog handler Chaps has a BONE TO PICK with former governor Cuomo and it ain’t a Nylabone folks! ROUND 3: Afghanistan update - quick overview & touch on a few viral posts ROUND 4: Interviews: - (38:42:02) - Dan Lamothe - (01:11:16:02) - @killzoneYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

4 Rounds In The Magazine: ROUND 1: The Taliban has a PR Team?! Afghanistan update. Duh. We’ll talk about everything from the cowardly former president fleeing to a group of witches ready to wage spiritual witchcraft. ROUND 2: A Haitian American soldier who once went viral at West Point graduation is back in the spotlight for good reason ROUND 3: Victory for... PETA? Cobra blood is now off the menu for Marines training in operation Cobra Gold ROUND 4: VetBro Hardo RoundUp: We pit two annoying groups against each other to decide who is more annoying based off the comments section. This week it’s “Kuwait’s Not A Deployment” VS “Ponytails?! In The Military?!” FIND ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Nearly two decades after the U.S. invaded Afghanistan, the nation's capital fell back under Taliban control. The ZBT squad sat down to record this episode and talk about the events that transpired and President Biden's speech to address the Nation. To quote Chaps, "It was emotional, all over the place, and raw ... and that's okay." FIND ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Four Rounds in the magazine .. ROUND 1: Chaps sat down with Big Cat & Large this week to share something deeply personal regarding his family and he has some more thoughts to share. ROUND 2: The Air Force is allowing hands in pockets, folks, and you better believe Kate has a genuinely terrible Alanis Morissette cover song about it ROUND 3: Speaking of hands in pockets, we asked, “What was the pettiest thing you ever got yelled at for?”, and indeed the reasons you gave were petty as shitty. ROUND 4: Checking in on Afghanistan & it looks like, holy shit… the withdraw worked. Just kidding, it's a mess! Find ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30