Zero Blog Thirty

No Rounds today, it's just your standard "Hey who would my NFL team take in the draft if they needed military equipment or personnel?" type of show. You know. The usual!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: The life of a farmer in Wales makes all of us look like big ole pussies! Round 2: The Air Force is not gonna let folks have beards because they are big ole sticks in the mud. Round 3: A helicopter took flight on Mars according to reports. I have some serious doubts. Round 4: A woman has shot breast milk out of her armpit. More like armtit if you ask meYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Yeah. It’s time to admit it. I’m jealous of Air Force Pilots. Round 2: Navy officer gets disciplined for acting like a navy officer and thumbing his nose at the lowly enlisted vagabonds. Round 3: Love is in the air. I have unearthed a treasure trove of beautiful, beautiful letters from the front lines of a non-disclosed combat tour. It’s not soft to get hard about your love Round 4: An Army Staff Sergeant Captain was caught on tape bullying the shit out of a smaller fella. He went from neighborhood captain america to the Gob Bluth “I’ve made a huge mistake” meme in an instant that involved over 2 million views just on twitter. Round 5: The Macarena is basically a song about Jodie..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (12:44:76): Wrong or Right? We are gonna see if the actions of one husband are punishable under the UCMJ. Round 2 (22:39:33): That burnt up ship with the Frenchy Name is getting decommissioned. Sad. Round 3 (28:32:94): Fuck around and find out. India sent the strongest of messages to tourists caught breaking coronavirus rules. Death? Possibly worse. Round 4 (42:32:97): Cons sat down with Navy Seal, Chris Pellitier, who took an unconventional path to the Navy and an even more unconventional path after. Spoiler: he didn’t write a book.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Big Cat joins us to co-host and answer your military questions. We play "military or not" for inventions, get his favorite military movies, and have him place the branches on Mt Rushmore, sorry Air Force!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (10:49:53): Cons got engaged recently and I’d bet responsibly on the Barstool Sports Book that, unlike a lovely couple from New York, he’s not gonna try to sail on the open seas until he join ISIS. Round 2 (19:09:35): You’ll never guess how many dicks a baby in Iraq has! Round 3 (28:36:83): I can’t tell you what round 3 is but let me just say, this story is the most hubris I’ve ever seen in print. Ever. Round 4 (35:12:41): There’s certain animals you cannot admit that you’ve been attacked by. A fella down under didn’t abide by that rule so now I’m gonna make fun of him for about 7 minutes. Round 5 (39:12:54): Update the safety brief. Some fellas- once again down under - were doin a little sex goofin but things went a little awry with a machete as they are prone to do..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

We welcomed on our boss and the Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini. She talked about how she views leadership, what she has seen interviewing military veterans, and general advice for all job seekers. It is a great interview, and a great episode as we approach the summer season where MANY of our active duty listeners will be transitioning out of the military!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (06:21:19:: There was trouble on the high seas but it wasn’t because of our beloved Navy/Coast Guard. Many people are saying it was your daddy that caused the Evergreen to get stuck but it could have been our mummies! Round 2 (19:11:97): On Friday’s show, we told you about a delusional old fuck who pulled weapons on National Guard Members so that they couldnt transport the COVID vaccine. Now, some fellas in Maine went basically the entire other direction. Round 3 (24:39:40): The military should use a method taken advantage of by a mechanic shop in Georgia when they paid a shitbag employee in pennies. Round 4 (30:01:51): Ask ZBT! Round 5 (40:02:38): 76 years ago this week, the Marines defeated the Japanese on Iwo. In a new ZBT tradition, we’re gonna hear from the last living Marine awarded the Medal of Honor during WW2..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1 (11:15:90): Guard Troops ambushed in Texas, held at gunpoint ROUND 2 (27:27:85): Not since the Axis powers have we seen such an unholy alliance as what is coming from the Pepsi and Peeps factories. This is an abomination to the Lord on EASTER no less!!! ROUND 3 (36:43:42): Like a longtime boyfriend who can’t take the next step, President Biden refuses to commit….to leaving Afghanistan by May 1st -YouTube live cut right here- ROUND 4 (45:53:39): Hand salute. Ready TO freak out because VP Harris failed to salute the Marines before boarding Air Force Two and people were wildly offended but ARE NOT SNOW FLAKES! ROUND 5 (55:28:34): It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission especially in the world of memes. The DoD wanted to go full blown Vindog on some Russian hackers but it took 22 days to launch the first meme and it wasnt even a live action meme or a targeted meme..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Musi

Round 1 (10:03:06): Kate has officially given birth so she’s gonna be out for a while. Fret not because now that shes not here, we can talk about dicks more and thats EXACTLY what we are gonna do! Round 2 (19:47:43): It’s once again time to update the safety brief. A father in San Diego is arrested after bringing his two year old daughter into the elephant area and nearly getting his shit caved in. Round 3 (33:00:51): The Green Berets are being sent on a new mission to take on some pieces of shit who were recently given the terrorist designation and they big time deserve to be treated like Rocko in Boondock Saints. “We should kill everyone.” Round 4 (44:07:58): We hated the events of January 6th as much as anyone. A Marine turned congressman has some ideas for those veterans that were involved with storming the capitol..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (10:59:45): It’s always cocktail szn Mar-a-Lago but one disgruntled veteran tossed some smoke bomb cocktails at the resort because they were upset about the stimulus checks????? Round 2 (17:04:28): Snake it until you make it they said. Don’t be a dirty little rat they said. They didn’t say anything about dropping 2k mice from a plane to eat snakes though. Wonder why. Round 3 (28:42:22): The Army is trying to become the Air Force. Cons has some explaining to do if he’s not in a food coma after eating at a warrior restaurant. Round 4 (44:23:18): I fucking hate DFAS Round 5 (50:25:56): "I wish a mother fucker would” makes its return to the podcast because an Army Ranger stopped a shotgun carrying thief during a casual Sunday brunch. Round 6 (58:52:37): I sat down with a navy doctor who was on the ground for the bloodiest battle in the Iraq war. Dr. Wilkes tells me about what it was like for him and why he wrote Code Red Fallujah..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify

ROUND 1 (16:05:78): Looks like the Arrive Alive card needs to go international after a drunk Ukrainian Air Force officer smashed his Volkswagen into a MiG-29 fighter ROUND 2 (25:39:85): Veteran lived in a concessions stand for 3 years at Philly’s Veterans Stadium and no,,, it wasn’t Kate ROUND 3 (35:47:52): 4 soldiers shoveled 1.6 million pounds of sand to build a HESCO barrier fortress, and they weren’t in trouble or something, they did it on their own free will??? ROUND 4 (44:42:96): Dictionary.com just added 600 new words to the English language vocabulary. Kate has a test for the guys on the newest crop in their military category. ROUND 5 (51:47:11): A retired 2-Star General opens up about mental health issues that ended his career.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (08:21:79): Tucker Carlson sucks Round 2 (19:44:63): A sommelier taste tests various energy drinks and if he shits on Rip Its, he can join Tucker on firewatch. Round 3 (39:28:30): In a little bit of a safety brief, we need to remind you that bears love eating ass. Round 4 (46:56:92): Bed bugs on a submarine. Round 5 (55:21:51): I have a little contest for Cons and Kate. It will be a little bit of an enlisted vs officer showdown!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1 (12:25): The Marine Corps sent a group of special packages to the wrong address & the recipient was shocked to find… URINE. Sounds like a leader at 11th Marines Regiment might be a little PISSED off when they realize a full day’s worth of pee tests is wasted. ROUND 2 (27:50): On a recent episode we talked about Congressman Adam Kinzinger’s family beefing with him over politics, but honey, that’s got nothing on Hitler’s nephew who went & blackmailed him & then joined the US Navy… Historical Drrrr-amaaaa! ROUND 3 (37:51): Spring is fast approachin’ and with it, plans for... an Air Force C-130 raid near Salt Lake City? Kate: Whoa, what’s the buzzzzzzzzzzz about that? Chaps: Well I’m itchin’ to tell ya & the answer won’t bug you if you hate mosquitos, that’s for sure ::hearty, cornball laughs:: ROUND 4 (46:13): Military ‘Snapple Cap Facts’ that you can spout off at the bar. It’ll impress folks almost as much as slapping down a shiny, new challenge coin!!!You can find every episode of th

Round 1 (8:13): National Guard soldiers were sickened after eating food with worms & metal shavings. On Wednesday I went scorched earth in order to make a point on social media. There’s some stuff I regret about it and some stuff I certainly do not. Round 2 (20:22): There’s an acronym to end all acronyms and we are only discussing this so we can hear Kate read it in the phonetic alphabet Round 3 (29:37): For round #3 ::huge yawn:: we’ve got ::big yawn:: Agh, sorry guys can’t keep my eyes open. Kate - Well that’s perfect my friend, bc round #3 is about sleep deprivation in the military! Round 4 (36:38): Bend over and let me see inside that brown starfish…. That’s not me talkin, folks. That’s China who don’t care about your vagina but need to swab that butt. This story is nuts Round 5 (40:38): THAI Navy Sailors saved cats off a sinking ship this week & the photos of those ripped fellas in the waters with kittens on their back will have your pussy wet!You can find every episode of this show on App

ROUND 1 (20:43): If there’s anything that gets a 50-something-year old peace time veteran riled the fuck up it’s Military women & fitness standards, so stretch out your keyboard warrior fingers, fellas, it’s back in the spotlight ROUND 2 (33:31): What better way to get you pumped for tax SZN than to tell you how the U.S. wasted Billions with a B on cars & buildings in Afghanistan that have all since been abandoned or destroyed; plus we share our own greatest money pits ROUND 3 (47:38): We had a chance to chat with Rep Adam Kinzinger who is making waves right now in the Republican party but spoiler alert, not in a bad way ROUND 4 (1:18:40): Biden has taken his first military action, and as we suspected it was not to accidentally get lost on Andrew’s Airforce Base looking for Air Force 1. There’s more of an airstrikes-in-Syria vibe to it. ROUND 5 (1:26:42): Younger troops are rejecting the COVID vaccine which leads us to ask… “Wait… what? What the heck? What the… we were allowed to reject stuff??

ROUND 1 (10:33): NBA Top Shot, a highlight version of a digital trading card, has been taking the internet by storm. We are gonna make some for the military and are ready to announce the top 10 military gif moments. ROUND 2 (39:08): Ah, a nice pink salmon, cheery yellow butter, a bright orange orange… well it’s all lieees! Liees I tell you! The government is controlling the color of our foods and there’s nothing we can do…. Eh, it’s actually not that big a deal but we’ll tell you more in Round 2. ROUND 3 (50:21): Is the F-35 officially a total failure or just too fancy for us now? A classic tale of military spending gone awry! ROUND 4 (56:14): Hey dum dum face, we’ve got some of the best Military insults headed your way. ROUND 5 (1:00): There was a sheep found in Australia that rivals my pubes after I left Iraq!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1 (15:07): What the… What the shell? What the sh… what the shell? The Navy and Coast Guard teamed up to rescue over 1100 sea turtles down in Texas who were experiencing shell shock from the cold. ROUND 2 (21:25): A new rover landed on Mars and now we can see and hear what the planet is like. It is only a matter of time until the Marine Corps makes it a training base. ROUND 3 (32:29): Talk show host Greg Kelly goes after Biden’s dog for looking too mangy for the White House… You leave these goddamn dogs ALONE, Greg. ROUND 4 (42:25): This year marks the 75th anniversary of the Nuremberg convictions & what better way to showcase that than saying “Auf Wiedersehen, bitcc” to a Nazi found living in Tennessee. ROUND 5 (50:46): Chaps round special: men with THESE features are the best in bed!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1 (27:46): Winter weather down south causes more than a dozen military bases to close, including the illustrious Fort Chaps ROUND 2 (41:01): A former Navy SEAL and Special Ops Commander who oversaw the raid to kill Bin Laden is writing a book… You might think “oh, reaaaal original”, but what if we told you it’s a children’s book…?! ROUND 3 (47:24): One of our allies has been in Afghanistan with us for 20 years now, but just announced they’ll be withdrawing the very last of their troops this May. I’ll give you a clue… “The Kiwis are knackered” New Zealand accent) ROUND 4 (54:32): Did you hear the one about the 30 Taliban extremists killed after a massive explosion during their bomb-making class? No? Weird, the story is really…. blowing up online. ROUND 5 (58:10): Russia is bragging about new flak jackets that will stop uh... .50 cal rounds… Sure Jan!!!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit bars

Round 1 (6:04): Drama in your fam because of politics? The first story might make you feel a little bit better.. Former ZBT guest & congressman Adam Kinzinger is going through the wringer right now in the wake of the impeachment trial & my goodness does he have an annoying cousin. Round 2 (15:40): The perfect crime does exist and there’s an article about it in the Detroit Free Press. Round 3 (22:47): Ever crashed in a plane? Oh. You have? Ever crashed in a plane FOUR FUCKING TIMES and then fell in love? Interesting.We know someone who has. Round 4 (29:40): If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Round 5 (39:49): Every job has its pros & cons but we asked YOU about the worst part of your MOS and as per usual the answers did not disappoint Song at the end is a cover of Don't Think Twice It's Alright by Billy Strings!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For m