Matt And Shane's Secret Podcast

We are pleased to announce ... THE KING HATH RETURNED. Steve Gerben joins the cast after some time in solitude for a good old time with the D.A.W.G.Z. What a glorious return indeed. Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod  

Family Ep. Billy joins the cast for some April Foolishness. LEZ GETTIT

Hawt ass four man cum slam right chea. Got O'Connor and the Beezman on this track. LEZ GOOOOOO!!! Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Classic ep. Two Broski's going hard in the paint. Topix covered include Shane winning Bingo, Rimz, and local PA folklore. We also talk about eating women. 

Shane was up in George Washington's on a day time tour, where he confronted our country's ugly legacy. Matt was studying panpsychism and also how different ends of the same wave-form exist in different parts of time. Also, we had Colum Tyrell on the cast which was sick.  Topix include, George Washington's house, The sun (possibly/probably) being conscious, Cool tattoos, roman soldiers and a bunch more sheeeet.  Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/mssecretpod 

Lemorp ponies up to the big kidz table and has a good old time with the D.A.W.G.Z. Topix include Power Rangers, Cuomo's old face grabbin' ass, Killing animals as a kid and MORREEE! Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/mssecretpod 

Two renegade outsiders who were born in the USA talk about the important issues we are facing as a country which is really just a small town if you think about it. We, by the way, love small towns. Love them. The smaller the better. I actually wouldn't mind an I am Legend set up (minus the zombies) since that would be such a small town.  Topix include: A tough executive decision, the shows in DC, TI's alleged sex ring, getting naked in locker rooms and just some of your basic small town talk. 

Josh Adam Meyers joins the cast and takes the D.A.W.G.Z on an absolute adventure. 

We back!! New intro. New release day (wed instead of tues) that way I can actually sit down and enjoy my dinner rather than fighting w my bae as I rush to upload everything. 2021 is all about taking our time and avoiding negative attractor fields that we often mistake for our own thoughts!!! Topix include: The FACT that women do not sleep and def don't dream, Astronauts, Alexander the Gaped, and SO MUCH MOREEE Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

Woo boy. Pretty hot ep. Topix include dudes who stay on guard, comedy butt, Shane partying down, spazzing at the Alamo, and Matt's weird ass, shady ass personal history Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

Hoo Boy. Another week. Another two hours of BUHLSHEET. Anyway, topix include: Matt puking his birthday dinner, Shane cycling in his undies, virtual bird rankings, Bouncers, Lemaires bizzare sexual experience at the movies, and more stuff!!!     Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

Shane has made a serious choice in terms of how he expresses himself in fashion. Matt took the wrong tincture thinking it was CBD and got stung toward the end of the ep when he tried to explain his 2021 goals.  Either way, we push on into this strange and disconnected reality we now inhabit...forever in darkness.  Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

Shane caught the bug and the vitamin D blasted it right out of him. We zoom out of respect for the fallen capitol, pausing our in-person enterprise to remember those of our brave senators and other adult class presidents who became unnerved as the uncles stormed their CSPANN building. Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

The D.A.W.G.Z. are in full effect with O'Conny in the house. Get ready for a good hour and a half of battle bots talk.  Other Topix include: Getting a gun, sunning the b-hole, Shane vs Chris, and Matt's dream about Zuckerberg Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Tees @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Nik Oldershaw from the Coward Hour joins the cast and talks about getting paid for medical studies, being homeless, and a bunch of other stuff. Fukkin ruled Support the D.a.w.g.z.@ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Dude, sh*t yeah man. We just sat down and freaking did this one, riding off this crazy chill vibe that eventually led to us discussing THE SYSTEMATIC MURDER OF OUR HOMELESS IN THE NAME OF PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE (AKA SCIENCE!!!)  Topix include: Minks crushing rats, winders vs piles, fiber gummies, gay pleasures, Iranian Doctors and so much more of these topics

Shane Lesner out here going winning the Gold Medal with a broken neck aka migraine. That's heart. That's dedication. That's playing for keeps.  SMGDMFH You guys just don't get it, do you? Topix include: Shane's graine, Shane thinking he has covid, but is really just hungover, McCusker=autism, free peasantries, coins and war, greek rites of initiation, Gettysburg voice, and so much more Support the Dawgz @ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

Big Billy joins the squad and the whole damn thing devolves into a big game of gotcha. Just three bros having a goof on each other. We basically just get each other's goats for an hour. 

Another week and another cast. The holidays will come and go just like the episodes. Eventually we'll be older. Frail even. Looking back on these times wondering where the hell these times even went. God damn, and also God bless.  Topix include: DUNKEMS, The Economist, our Democracy, Cartels, everything you could ever want to know about weather, ghost wives, human economies, and so much more.

Lock down...engage.  The only place left where we can live is online. We must go online and be great. It's the only hope. Topix include: Lockdowns, bratty mayors, money, JFK, cartels, and finally, (on the paytch) being drenched.