Check, Please!

The episode that finally dares to ask: What if Will was just really, really sleepy halfway through and ruined an otherwise pretty good recording? Would the rest of it be able to be saved? You decide! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Tis the season, and the seasoning is the pumpkin spice of life! 2/5 stars, would not drink again. Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music:Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0 Sound effect: A Harpsichord Dream (zerolagtime) / CC BY 3.0

A teaser for our next episode AND a short ad for our show. Give us a share? Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov)/CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Gather up ye garlic, holy water, and bear the sign of the cross... Talk, that is! It's a terrifying Hallowe'en spooktacular on this week's episode as we delve into monsters of all shapes and sizes. Plus, what -do- we imagine happens in the movie Hellraiser? Find out all this, and so much more! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (Bach) / Public Domain Background: Gulf Waves 3 (belloisec) / CC BY 3.0

Back once again with your weekly Pop Culture Update. Tune in after the show should have, by all rights, ended for a special bonus: what the show should have, by all rights, been! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Rejoice, for the time for the thirty-eighth episode of Check, Please! is at hand. Yes, we talk politics. Yes, we talk about our brand. Yes, we invite you to come to our island. But don't forget that we can also grant you terrible accents (Sorry! - Will) and memories of the nineties. Come, try your luck at guessing what exactly I thought a "Sony Vega" was. Who really knows how to talk? We're taking your calls. Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0 Cascade Masquerade (Blitz Lunar) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Background: Gulf Waves 3 (belloisec) / CC BY 3.0

In this episode, dark truths about the limitations of morality are revealed! Also, some familiar figures drop by to reveal secrets of the afterlife. Please come to our island, there are many benefits (don't tell anyone you're coming!) (do hint that you would like to be part-animal though!). Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Pirate Scum (fluffy) / CC BY 3.0 Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0 Background: Gulf Waves 3 (belloisec) / CC BY 3.0 Sound effect: A Harpsichord Dream (zerolagtime) / CC BY 3.0

You asked, and we delivered! Or, wait, was it that we promised, and then delivered on our promise? Threatened? Either way, you didn't stop us, so this body-swap special-episode is on you! Special thanks to friend of the show Nathan (GraveError on soundcloud) for this weeks advertisement. Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Sound effect: A Harpsichord Dream (zerolagtime) / CC BY 3.0 Apathy Inc. ad by Nathan

We once again invited ourselves to take a look back at our lives, and wonder. Now YOU too can join us, thanks to the modern miracle of the podcast! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Pirate Scum (fluffy) / CC BY 3.0

We find out some all-new, exciting information in this action-packed episode of Check, Please! Okay, so actually we're both just really tired. Also, keep the legal stuff under your hat! It's our secret. Thanks! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0 Background: Gulf Waves 3 (belloisec) / CC BY 3.0

Talk about "Check"-ing in! Oh, that was last episode? Well, we've decided to stay in a hotel together on the island. Obviously, this leads to imagining what our lives would be like had things turned out differently... Plus, a lot of talk about Netflix and videogames. With thanks to Jon Kelly (@zer0jon on Twitter) for providing an advert! And: We also tried to read off some jokes we'd written earlier that really only work in text. Enjoy! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Pirate Scum (fluffy) / CC BY 3.0 Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0 Cascade Masquerade (Blitz Lunar) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Also, y'know. Parody fair-use.

In this episode, we catch ourselves (and you!) back up on the lore! And Stephen tries to talk about the island a bunch. Talk about "the hostiles"! Like, on Lost? That had an island. Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music:Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0

Get drawn in by our* Animal Riddle magnetism, stay for our* Short Jokes! *All Animal Riddles and Short Jokes, where stated, belong to http://emilights.com/terms/creative-commons-attribution/10-jokes Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music:Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0

In this episode, more movie talk and a whole bunch more ads! The Boom is Back, Baby! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

A spoiler free discussion of a movie neither of us have seen. A timeless episode for the ages. Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Anyone need a kidney? Our email's in the show! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0

Do you ever listen to a podcast and wish that one of the hosts was distracted by cooking a meal? Or, that a chef was distracted by hosting a podcast? This one's for you! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0

It is a race to the bottom this week as the hosts play a series of games with the reoccurring win condition of ruining the episode! Well, aside from the chess. Theme music: Deep Fritz Karpov Not Kasparov / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

What's that sound? Why, it's "time" for another exciting episode of Check, Please! This week, the doctor is in! And he's making house calls! The title, it's referring to the phone box? You know. The one you make calls on. To the Ghostbusters! Because there's a new Ghostbusters movie out? Anyway, we don't talk about that, but we do make a joke last the whole episode. Enjoy! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0

A CoolGames Inc. podcast spoof-em-up. Check them out, please! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0