King Me

We're mixing things up this week with a new series. Put on your chef's hat as we go through the Stephen King themed cookbook CASTLE ROCK KITCHEN. We make Matt Burke's Bolognese. Bon appetit! Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Is there a doctor in the house? This week on King Me we're discussing the sequel to The Shining, DOCTOR SLEEP.

This week's story is about a couple in the middle of a divorce and a maitre d' with a knife.

What happens when Annie Wilkes ends up in Jerusalem's Lot? Not what you'd think. Death by ice cream scooper! Newel post impaling! The undead French! And somehow it's still one of the worst things we've watched. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

What would you do for the owl of your dreams? https://vimeo.com/188673985 Email us at kingmepod@gmail.com Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Hill of the King Me! This week we've got an adaptation based on the father/son team up we've all been waiting for. And how does it go? Eh, ok. There is a decent amount to like here even if it does feel like a weird stew of other King stories. Tall grass fields, much like corn fields, are haunted. It kinda feels like this tall grass and the corn kids are competing for the same demographic of "people driving through the midwest and making the foolish mistake of stopping." Like when a Starbucks opens up across the street from a Dunkin Donuts. They should do a grass/corn crossover. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

We’re trying something a little different this week, as one of our earliest Dollar Baby short stories gets a feature-length studio adaptation. THE BOOGEYMAN is scheduled to come out on June 2, 2023, and we’re taking some time to talk over the newly released trailer. After the break, we discuss some other King things in various stages of production. THE BOOGEYMAN (2023) Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsudEHsuvIg Full episode: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Our first attempt at analyzing a novel is King's second novel, and we find we're actually pretty good at it, although Dan's gotta calm down with all the note tabs. We discuss the good people of Jerusalem's Lot, the pig it's named for, and begin to touch on some of the themes King lays the groundwork for early on. Full episode available at https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

This is it! The end of the road for Mr Mercedes. Does it stink the landing? Do all of our friends make it to the end safely? Does a guy get his nose shot off over some books? You'll have to listen to find out. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

If you ever find yourself driving in a blizzard, through a town called Jerusalem's Lot, don't stop. Keep driving and don't look back until you've left that town behind you. This week we talking about two short films based on the story One For the Road, an epilogue to Salem's Lot. Email us at kingmepod@gmail.com Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

We celebrate the recent addition of Andrzej Żuławski's POSSESSION to the Shudder library with a lively discussion concerning rocking chair safety and the origins of tentacle porn. Despite being lauded at its debut at Cannes, the film was largely overlooked by the mainstream, with England going as far as adding it to its list of video nasties. Since then it's garnered a reputation among film buffs, including our own Rob Avon. To hear the full episode, visit patreon.com/kingmepod

What is it with this guy and rest stops? They make for good short story locations. This week's baby has one of SK's favorite tropes, nerdy author kicking ass. Email us at kingmepod@gmail.com Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

It weeks like just yesterday, Lou Linklater shot Mr Mercedes in the face. Season three is all about the consequences of season two AND a very famous, very shot in the head, dead author named John Rothstein. Our Scooby gang have to figure out who the killer is while helping Lou stay out of prison. Business as usual in Bridgton, Ohio. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Sorry for the late episode! We're still sobering up from our New Year's Eve party at King Me HQ. Politics! Spies! Newspapers!!! We hope the kids that made the short film got a good grade in Cheplic's class. Hear the full episode here: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

We’re headed back to Autopsy Room Four with a Dollar Baby adaptation that really leans into the Alfred Hitchock Presents of it all. Then, we get into the short story and try to figure out why Stephen King is so horny for snake bite victims. Hear the full episode here: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

You'll float again! If you ask us, this movie sinks. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Behold, a story that gives new meaning to the phrase "Poopie doopie you so loopy." Hear the full episode + additional bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

We draft our 5 best antagonists and protagonists from the 20 stories/films we've discussed for King Me Babies. DRAFT NIGHT! Hear the full episode on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Thus concludes our longest-ever Townie Profile segment. As we put season one of NOS4A2 in the books, we finally address the elephant in the room: that Zach Quinto fella is not the strongest actor. And we once again find ourselves wishing this show was just a character-based drama about a working class family in Massachusetts. Get weekly bonus content on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod See Dan live Dec 20, 2022 @ The Sultan Room (Brooklyn NYC): https://dice.fm/event/lnn9x-friend-of-the-show-20th-dec-the-sultan-room-new-york-tickets

Extree, extree! Springheel Jack strikes again! He's creeping around in the fog! Cutting people's heads off! Extree! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod Dan's upcoming live show: Dec 20, 2022 @ The Sultan Room (Brooklyn NYC) https://dice.fm/event/lnn9x-friend-of-the-show-20th-dec-the-sultan-room-new-york-tickets