Chrissie, Sam & Browny

It's Kourtney Kardashian's 45th birthday today and Travis Barker has decided to celebrate the occasion by sharing a very strange picture of her online.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! We couldn’t be more excited to be listening to the brand new Taylor Swift album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department’. Get ready for all things Swift today as we react to and rate some of the best songs from the album.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hate nothing more than the idea of being barefoot out in public. Imagine all the germs and rocks and other awful things! Also, it seems as though Bianca's feet are wrapped up in some form of bandage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tortured Poets Department is less than 24 hours away now and we couldn't be more excited!!! There have been some leaks on a Google drive though and we're not sure if we should listen or not. Plus, Jack delivers one of his most outrageous statements yet in this weeks Sweeping Statements.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine that feeling of excitement just as you're about to receive your food delivery only to find out it’s completely wrong! Plus, we need to talk about all the easter eggs Taylor Swift has been dropping about her new album recently!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where’s the justice for all the only children? We’re here to spread the word of not judging only children or parents that decide to only have one child. It’s an elegant choice. Plus, with only 2 more sleeps until the next Taylor Swift album, we get to speculating what it’s going to sound like!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We took a break from the show the last few weeks and have so much catching up to do. That's why we've started a brand new segment called SMTD (So Much To Discuss) to catch up on everything that's happened. Plus, Joel Creasey joins us and talks all things about his Comedy Festival show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're baaacccckkkk! Hope you didn't miss us too much during the break. Josh Thomas joins us today on the show to chat about his show, 'Let's Tidy Up'. We also have some suggestions for him to add to his playlist of songs that make gay people scream!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you have a brand of mayo that you refuse to change from? We believe that everyone does and we're down to find out what the best brand of mayo is. Chrissie also tells us about the unexpectedly relaxing MRI she recently experiences. Plus, Jodi Rodgers joins us as we chat about 'Love On The Spectrum'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love a good conspiracy theory, especially when it's as absurd as this Avril Lavigne theory. Plus, it's Thursday which means it's time for another round of Sweeping Statements!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting into the mystical arts here on The Chrissie Swan Show. Talking all about manifesting things and dreams that come true. Plus, we'll tell you exactly what you Taylor Swift Era says about you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who remembers going on school trips and being billeted out to another persons family? Did you end up thinking it was the worst thing ever or did you enjoy it? We think it sounds like fresh hell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got Jessica Mauboy joining us today and talking about her resurgence in popularity with the younger generation. Plus, we ask the important question, are chest freezers bogan?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who doesn't like a good kitchen appliance? I mean they literally make your food for you! But what about the kitchen appliances that you never use? Well we're here to give you some reasons for why you should wipe the dust off of it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick this one off by asking whether or not you were a personality hire? And if you were, would you be offended by that or is it a compliment? We take it to our office to find out. Plus, little kids always have the best names for things we take for granted. Who would have thought to call the aquarium a water zoo???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A huge debate has been sparked over the correct way to eat a sandwich and what it says about you. Fear not, though, as we have the correct answer to this question for you. Plus, Geraldine Hickey joins us for a chat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PLUS! Swimming in the Yarra River, weird phobias, psychic predictions come true and what on EARTH did Halle Berry's doctor misdiagnose her with?!Catch us live on the Nova Player.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As if it's not bad enough we have to do it ourselves, now they want us to do it in a particular order? Plus, should laws be more lenient? We are human after all and we all make mistakes.Catch us live on the Nova PlayerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back on the MAFS train now that we've heard our favourite couple will no longer be a part of the experiment. At least we got a nice poem out of it. Plus, we debate on whether or not wearing your underwear for multiple days is ok or not.Catch us live on the Nova PlayerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a few things to talk about regarding movies. Looks like there's a Sims movie in the works and we're not quite sure how that's going to turn out. Did we mention that we're also in sweet sunny Brisbane today as well? Catch us live on the Nova PlayerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.