That Larry Show

Why Jesus wants you to shoot masked punks † Larry sings and picks bluegrass guitar! † How to enjoy your life’s railway † When is your last stop? † How to make yourself fireproof † What you should always stop at tank towns † Why some people are walking Frito bags and you should avoid them † Why Noah’s ark is a non-story † All this and MORE!!!

Why 1- word job titles rule • What’s wrong with Flint, Michigan? • Why you should avoid FBI dancers • Wildwood, N.J. - Come for the beach, stay for the beating! • Translating police radio chatter • How to make any meaninglless job sound important • Unsafe gun handling 101• Fun hoaxes and how to perpetrate them • Why Bigfoot believers should shut up • All this and more!

How JC trained for the big fight, and you can too • Why JC had balls of steel • How corporate God-Providers edit JC's words • If Satan had been a pointy chick, would we still be saved? • Is it time to de-tox? • What did the old man ask Jesus on his way into the desert? • All this and more!!!

U.S. Civil War II – how will it go down? • What Memorial Day will mean after Civil War II • My visit to Normandy and the ghosts I met on that beach • What are the elements of a true horror story? • Why are East coast beaches better than West coast? • How car dealers and other idiots are wrecking Memorial Day • All this and more!

Who was Billy Sunday and how did he top Jesus? • How to spot a hypocrite • Your life: 25,000 days • Now playing – American Idol, The Voice and the Fake J.C. at a church near you! • What’s HTT? • The 7 woes of hypocrisy • Jesus disses the hypocrites • All this, + beer, BBQ, and pointy chix.

How to spot phonies • Friends: NY vs LA styles • Feng shui for friendships • Positives, Neutrals, Negatives and Malevolents – what are they and how do they fit in your life? • Larry’s request from a 2-strike felon • The moral dilemma from Episode 92 – solved! • The most dangerous part of success • Who to keep in your life/who to offload • All this and more!!!

Samson: hero or kinky, cross-dressing dope? • How women lobotomize men without surgery • How to use the Bible for a self-help book • The little blue pill men really need • The bible passage that will save you from marriage disaster • The nuttiest fight scene ever put on film • The story of Samson like you’ve never heard it before!

Incels replace isis! • School sics cops on kid for pointing a Lego – Larry has the exclusive 911 call! • What the hell is everyone apologizing for? • Who are the “I’m sorry” phonies? • Why “closure” is a bullsh*t word • When “I’m sorry” really means f**k you • Finding closure with piano wire • This episode has it all!

Was Mary a TNS chick? What sort of mother was she? Who or what made J.C. turn water into wine? Did he back-talk his momma? Did she put up with his snotty attitude? Was J.C. a slacker? An underachiever? What made him decide to finally strut his stuff? All this and more in this bizarro Mother’s Day episode.

Selfies – more dangerous than sharks • The social-media-(not-so) - good Samaritans • Larry’s near-death encounter with an elephant • Types of selfies and what they reveal about you • A man, a bear, a selfie, the “friends” who filmed his demise and the stray dog that tried to save him • Why it’s okay to laugh at others’ deaths (but not their accents) • All this and more!

Laughing at Job † Is God a prick? † Why did God hang out with Satan? † Meet Jehova, the joker/sadist † What in tarnation is reincarnation? † Who was more evil, Satan or Jehova? † All this and more in today’s episode of Sinner’s Sunday. (For more background about this episode visit thatlarryshow.com.)

Danger, why we need it! • Why safety is over-rated • Why America is obese • Who are the Helmet People? • Are you one of them? • How Larry was almost killed in Paris • The smarter investment than Bitcoin • Why most safety is really about Kontrol • What is Danger Day and why will it be better than Christmas? • The soundtrack of 21st Century America – revealed • All this and more in this dangerous episode!

How to make your heaven on earth • What’s 1400 square miles with a 200 foot wall? • Why was Larry riding a white turkey? • What 6-letter word usually means hell on earth? • Why should you start a family? • What vehicle will you drive in the afterlife? • Truth, the who not the what • All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #12!

Why I hate Starbucks • When your best friend marries a disaster • The loudmouth judge we love to loathe • Why nobody should be called “your honor" • Accessing the autonomic tone in your brain that can save your life • Marital happiness – the odds are revealed • The voice that can kill you • The barista Larry nearly decked • All this and more!

BS radar, how to develop it • Who is Braco the Gazer? • What C-word do liars love to use? • The bullsh*t pipeline -- how to cap it before it drowns you • What are the weapons of good and evil? • Why Doubting Thomas should be YOUR role-model • All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #11.

A killer pimp, gun play and street racing • RIP R. Lee Ermey, the anti-soy boy • Who is Mickey Mouse Mattis and why is he a punk? • Does stepping in dog-sh*t really bring good luck? • What celebrity deaths made Larry smile? • Why the biggest enemy of free speech is the Pentagon • All this and more in this kick-ass 2-part episode!

Serving Sacred Sleaze • Did Jesus hang out with hookers? • The holy sh*t storm • How tight is too tight for a hug? • What happened to Jimmy Swaggart at the no-tell motel? • How to let God spin YOUR sexual misconduct scandal • What did the Tasmanian Devil make the preacher do? All this and MORE!!!

Underage drinking with Larry • The rest of the pizzeria story from Episode 80 • The cool cop you’d like to know (and drink with) • What goes into the DMV “shopping cart?” • Larry disses: Coward County Sheriff, Gov. Jerry Brown and the Kalifornia bureaucracy • Why political dynasties ALWAYS spell disaster • When your gubmint assaults you • All this and more – dig in!

How sleazy were Devil Popes? • Who were they? • Which was the ulcerated sodomist? • How did Larry drink beer in a restaurant in 5th grade? • Did he get busted? • What are Chreasters, CEOs and submarines? • How to buy a “Get Out of Hell Pass” • All this and MORE!!!

Battling group think • What is buck lure and how can it win the war on men? • Fighting morons in the street, at home and at work • What’s the most dangerous animal in the nation? • Other names morons call themselves • People who should be eaten by predators • People who should be fed to wood chippers • Moron count: Toronto vs. Los Angeles • All this and more in the all moron episode!