Cashing In With T.j. Miller

Cash and TJ talk about hypnotists, soothsayers, removable hoods, leg elbows, bad first dates, gavel objections, fancy grave stones, Ladodeling, podcast hecklers, lying to children, and ask the question, "Why do we hurt the ones we love?" Corner someone at an office party and force them to listen to this episode, it's better then "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Man's search for meaning, Tarzan, Red Fox, Janis Joplin, excessive hubris, scary animals, texting while talking, ass bites, American England, angry proposals, underachievers, post tailgating and ask the question,  "Why aren't more couples high fiving with their toes?" Do some public stretching, throw down on a Thigh Master, and make sure to get sticky for this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Yoda, laughing gas, Nerf furniture, Fleetwood Mac, cocaine trafficking, superhero superfoods, carrot cake lobbies, earthquakes, their new reality show and ask the question, "How do you make a bouncy house into a bouncy home?" This episode is like a gentle swab with a q-tip, it's inside all of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about happy endings, tomato sex, Miley Cyrus, ostrich people, trick or treating, backseat drivers, vigilante justice, cloud haters, celebrity orbiting, incompetent pastors, and ask the question, "Can a peanut butter cup be too small?" Share this episode with a friend who you no longer want to be friends with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about gateway drugs, getaway cars, Simon and Garfunkel, KC and the Sunshine Band, George Brett, Hooters, medicine balls, five leaf clovers, The Last Supper, snow angels, leap year marriages, wedgies, Chiclets, and ask the question, "Would Cash ride a dinosaur bareback?" Save the date and put a handle on this extra long hot and tasty, it makes the perfect ladle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the early years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Cash and TJ talk about Fifty Shades of Grey, balloon animals, casual preachers, artificial history museums, service pets, hamburger helper, ultimate frisbee, goofy calendars, losing keys, rough air, and ask the question, "Why don't fireman just live downstairs?" Listen to this episode with a neck pillow on, then hoist till your moist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about strip clubs, penis envy, whiskey bars, cross-dressing, world records, juggling, assistant life coaches, taco truck roulette, adult onesies, skinny dipping, and ask, "Is it wrong to spray vagrant children?"  Put on a Nancy Grace mask and get this episode memorized, it may be a question on Jeopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Einstein, child actors, palindromes, teeter totters, The Inca Trial, Kirk Cameron, The Proclaimers, Britney Spears, Bonnie Raitt, Vanilla Ice, chainmail oven mitts, piggyback apps, and ask the question, "Who's the next Benji? Listen to this episode all night and party all day, doctors say it's the best medicine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the Rock-N-Roll Hall of fame, sex and drugs, El Dubarge, Sir Mixolot, Weezer, AC/DC, John Goodman, multitasking, insecure iTunes, bad fiancés, Yonderland, mating schedules, and ask the question, "How hard is it to do 30 packs of Nitrous oxide?" This might be the most romantic episode yet, so put it on the top of your docket and love the pod your with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about farmers markets, sweater vests, Martin Van Buren, crisis management, hunger strike movies, Neti pots, feather duster abuse, Chicago heat, nose tea, and ask the question, "How many episodes will it take to ruin everyone's life?" Listen to this episode in the downward dog position, followed by a healthy dose of Ambient music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about hair chinstraps, Flat Stanley, uncompromising cheese, elevator music, toll booth operators, Spanish lacrosse, baby oil wrestling, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Green Machines, bathroom art, Hula Pie, tilapia nozzle cakes, and ask the question, "Did the Blowfish need Hootie?" Take off your shoes and listen to this episode on the beach, while playing a Sax. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Miracle Whip, sunken treasure, movie premieres, paparazzi, Donald Trump, Lewis and Clark, foot-job machines, carnival games, insecure Ice cream, balloon animals, romantic porn, sticks of gold, and ask the question, "What happened to Cash's hunger strike?" Take off your shoes and put on a leg shirt for this episode, it's like french bullion in a wishing well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Nerd flasks, mug shots, beard tails, Nick Nolte, Benjamin Franklin, The Backstreet Boys, birthday etiquette, 3-minute bluffing, positive lying, dinner pictures, cobbler donnybrooks, pharaoh fashion and ask the question, "Shouldn't it be an E for effort?" Listen to this episode on a cell phone taped to a stick, it will sound perfect if you lower your standards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss Cash''s hunger strike, The Wolverine, jury duty, Battlefield Earth, Private Benjamin, living on a Kibbutz, alarm clock licking, flip flop tantrums, double pink eye, K-Mart rewards programs, Olive Garden sex, and ask the question, "Does TJ have a 'fair and balanced opinion?" Grab some gummy worms and listen to this one inside a crawl space, it's more entertaining than a civil war re-enactment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the cruise debacle, drive-through humor, mood-altering substances, dog vomit, sea world, tic-tacs, fake IDs, captain Ahab, facial wraps, the industrial revolution, whale watching, criminals at Kinko's, and ask the question, "Why are their no tea table books?" Read this episode on a piece of papyrus paper while wearing a rubberized jumpsuit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the 4th of July, holiday re-shuffling, pre-trivializing, sex riddles, lockbox pockets, vitamin pill wards, ancient aqueducts, brass knuckles, closet wallets, outdoor candelabras, foldable bicycles, trapper keepers, and Underoos, and ask the question, "Are parties going out of style?" Listen to this watershed episode after lighting an eternal sparkler, and then matriculate down the waterfront. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about marriage proposal techniques, Google rage, hair stylist love, hubcap keys, leg shirts, family week, Rocky, Olympic skating, time release putdowns, DR J, etch-a-sketch, X Games, and ask the question, "Where's the best place for a spinning full body release?" Put the seat back and listen to this episode while taking the summer off, then send it out to sea in a Dr. Pepper bottle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about safe words, mammal monogamy, pansexuality, Obama masks, Willie Wonka, Ewoks, tilty tables, mobile homes, The Sopranos, slow dancing, rude awakenings, Yogi Bear 3DP, and ask the question, "Can you eat while skydiving?" Listen to this episode while enjoying a dipper lipper, because they don't leave anything in the tank and you can't take it with you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about southern accents, lottery tickets, belly buttons, drug-addled llamas, Heathcliff, Garfield. horse racing, front tents, gift cards and ask the question, "Is Clifford the ultimate service dog?" Plug into this episode while wearing a bulletproof vest, the Eagle has landed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices