Joshcast

I discuss continued bowel issues and pitch a romantic comedy about tea and the mob.  And I do a couple of voices - not good voices - not voices that are based on anybody - just... voices.

I give an update on mom’s condition - plus, I paint a picture of my family insanity - it’s like a Shakespeare tragedy, but with less poetry and more condominiums.  

I do battle with "um" and discuss tourism marketing and Subarus.  Just another day in the Josh Zone.  I'm sorry, I'll never use the term "Josh Zone" again.  

I totally forgot what kind of fish it was that I was eating.  The dessert was a cheesecake Creme brûlée.  I will NEVER forget that.

If you like the podcast, tell you friends.  If you hate the podcast, tell your enemies - oh, right, and Jew lasers.

I talk the laid back mentality of the DMV and California “mountains.”  Yeah - I put it in quotes.  What are you going to do about it?

For some reason, I start singing half way through this thing - some 90’s dance song.  Oh, and sorry I’m a day late on this.

I have an issue with my raincoat, and hopefully we’ve resolved it.  Also, Optimus Prime has the coolest name while Megatron’s battle strategy leaves something to be desired.

I talk about my deepest darkest desires and the Borg - both involve free WiFi.

I do the worst possible impressions of celebrities, talk about Highlander 2 AT LENGTH and then do the voice of Jimmy - I don’t know who Jimmy is, but I have concerns that he has appeared in my psyche.

I struggle to read something backwards, and then, I don’t know, I get neurotic (so just another day)

I spend twenty minutes trying to remember the name of that guy in that movie and that cube thing that the guy had in the other movie.  Compelling and specific.

I’m terrified, I just watched “The Edge,” and I fear that I am falling into the trap of living in my own echo chamber - so it’s Monday.

I should probably run my errands before I record instead of during...

I think the title says it all.

Getting pretty deep in the super hero lore today.

For some reason, people on TikTok like it when I describe how small my penis using accurate measurements.  I really have no idea where this zeitgeist is going, but I have concerns. 

I talk about how I enjoy torturing myself, plus some thoughts on Portal II, Doom, and Half Life

So this is me just talking for twenty minutes - that’s all I really feel like doing - I know I should have guests and a theme and a concept, but I don’t feel like it - so listen to me or don’t.

That’s right - I spell it with the Ch.