Nooner

After failing miserably to stream online (because we can't have nice things), the podcast gets grim and disgusting—I mean, really disgusting. But we get back on track with some good talks about staying sane, some awesome mail sack, watching shit online, and some virtual hugging. Stay safe and fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs share stories of hunkering down and eating, drinking, and playing games. The horror. The horror. But to be clear, we're all in a viral shit show and we want to make this as infection free and entertaining as possible. So take a listen and share your story: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

The MIRPs gather in cyberspace to share Covid-19 stories, compare notes, and bitch & moan. Which is to say, you're not alone! When life gives the world disease-ridden lemons, #NoonerPodcast is here to offer a tiny squirt of room temperature watered-down lemonade (and the return of John Sylvain). You're welcome! Fill the sack and tell us where you are: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs yammer on about the state of the world, Spenser for Confidential, saving for a bleak future, bad pedestrian science, and flat earth rocketry. Fill the sack and tell us where you are: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

onight the MIRPs are joined by listeners, @peterwgacek and @ThatCLMiller. They discuss the appropriate level of coronavirus to take on, how insecure you have to be to be creative, Love Is Blind, and lots of mail sack (noonerpodcast@gmail.com). Excelsior!

Marty blathers about the deficit *YAWN* and the MIRPs chat about how not to be a dick on airplanes. We get some awesome mail sack content (noonerpodcast@gmail.com) and Krueger and Marty give tips on how to pitch TV shows in that they read tips from the internet. Ta-dah!

On tonight's episode, Krueger is Marty's worst life coach, there's some Oscar talk, mail sack, a dive into bar culture, and some other nonsense. Oh, and Cassandra's there, too. NOONERPODCAST@GMAIL.COM!!!

The MIRPs ignore the State of the Union in favor of the state of Gwyneth Paltrow's hoo-ha. There's some talk about Vegas, forgiveness culture, and the dumbness of the Super Bowl. Why haven't you filled our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra returns for her first Nooner in 2020! Marty tries to bring the room down with some horrible news topics - coronavirus and Kobe - but the other MIRPs turn the show around with travel tales and marshmallow games. Sack it up! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

That fussywag, Krueger, takes you behind the scenes as Marty talks about past MIRPs and why he gives a shit about the dumb news. Krueger plays some music he's been working on and reveals his to do list for 2020. They delve into the mail sack and talk video games, hobbies, and Dracula. Tune in and email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

This is just a tribute...to the one from last week where Marty forgot to press record. Idiot. In addition to praising last week's pod, the MIRPs solve the wealth gap, fix the Oscars, and explain the social value of art. You're welcome. Plus, while John tries to make five very important points, Krueger enjoys and then spoils the Star Wars franchise from Episode 9 on down. Oh, and thank you @0ddb0d for posting most of last week's unrecorded show: https://anonfiles.com/h2V6O3M0nc/sir_stream-20200107_mp3

In our pre-Thanksgiving show, John spoils all movies and continues to fight for the Western's honor. The MIRPs try to fix the internet, shake their fists at China, get into the highway system, and talk about the decade's best movies...and fart jokes. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

In a decade-ending extravaganza, Krueger, the Millennial, Marty, and the Keymaster gather for some holiday cheer: booze, eggnog flavored cum jokes, ripping on Star Wars, and decoding the politics of comedy. Cheers to you all and fuck you 2010s! Don't forget to email us: noonpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs start to worry about the state of the world only to be consoled by the fact that they aren't covered in hot diarrhea. There's some chicken sandwich talk, some four-day work week chit-chat, some Alan Moore business, and we play @sylvainbbb's new trivia game! A couple bits from the mail sack and we get to peak Nooner. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a rare two-hander, Fox News talking pointer, John Sylvain, comes to terms with Pinko Lefty, Marty Yu about the state of the world. Eventually, they talk about the latest trailers, talk modern art, and judge listeners' best of the decade lists. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The millennial defends modern technology while Marty and John miss when the family gathered around the Victrola to listen to Fibber McGee and Molly (look it up). Krueger crosses many lines, we reach a detente, and much Spanish lisping ensues. Plus, best TV of 2010s and mail sack!

he MIRPs are joined by Peter WG, who just happened to be in the neighborhood. They talk briefly about newsy deficity B.S., but then get into Disney+, Watchmen, and how Louis CK and Martin Scorsese are dicks. It's a badass show. #noonerpodcast. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

All four MIRPs are back for another Nooner of revelry. After wasting time talking about impeachment nonsense, we talk about nicknames, movies to watch in theaters, local geography, which streaming service is most fuckable, and Krueger's casting story. Molto delicioso! #noonerpodcast. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

John and Cassandra try to out-dad each other as they talk about Halloween costumes, scary movies, creepy climate change, and various nonsense. And Cassandra picks up the dad joke mantle to make it a perfect #noonerpodcast. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.

In a sausage hang, John, Marty, and Krueger talk about NBA hypocrisy, haunted houses, costumes, and the musical version of Blade Runner. Good talks about nonsense. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.