Nooner

The male MIRPs bro out with only a bit of politics and a good hunk on sketch comedy. Marty laments the loss of a producer you may not know. John asks Krueger about his obsession with FICO scores. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

@martyyu actually does some research on some news! Then he discusses Avengers Endgame in broad, unspoil-y strokes while @stephenkrueger does the same with GoT s08e03. They scrub all the spoilers out of The Dirt and dissect epic action scenes. Get in our mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Leave your empathy at the door for this week's pod, with special guest MIRP, @stevedave47. We discuss "Free Solo" (spoiler: he reaches the top!) and joke theft. @CassCardenes expresses her love for the pixelated bussies of "Naked and Afraid". @SylvainBBB embraces his carabiner fetish. Plus some nice, fleshy SOFTBALLS! Fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs go elbow-deep into the mail sack. For once, @martyyu doesn't bring up politics...so @SylvainBBB takes up the reins! With @casscardenes & @stephenkrueger, the MIRPs talk about the oddest show on Netflix, give an update on missing MIRPs, and explore the intricacies of a bang-bang. sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

@martyyu unpacks the Green New Deal for the first few minutes, but then we get right into #Ultraman (thumbs up from @casscardenes and @stephenkrueger). The MIRPs go on to talk about smoking in movies, road tripping, and what makes Marty pee. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Today @martyyu has the dumbest revelation about cable news, @casscardenes spoils a mediocre documentary, and @stephenkrueger shits on Marty's cheapskatedness. Plus we try a game stolen by Cassandra. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com! And wish Cassandra happy birthday!

In an intimate one-on-one Nooner, @stephenkrueger and @martyyu solve racism, dissect Apple's new offerings, go deep into digital streaming, and get real about mindfulness. Plus Humphrey the dog goes viral! Fill the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

he MIRPs complain about social media, explore Nordic streaming services, relive Entourage, and then go on to detail the foulest sex tape involving two world leaders - heavy trigger alert!

On a freeform ep, MIRPs, @casscardenes, @vivianizcool, @stephenkrueger & @martyyu chat about corporate monopolies, dick-cutting in the '90s, Colton's virginity (who's Colton?), and - finally - Russian Doll. We tackle a full sack, so stay tuned! Fill it, too: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On today's sausage-fest, the male MIRPs are joined by @johathanlgoldstein of Drake & Josh fame! Krueger breaks him with his Leaving Neverland recap, Marty takes a deep dive into Theranos, and John shows off his keys again. Plus, super soft balls, nerding out on Captain Marvel, and a touch of manga.

Cassandra takes hosting duties away from control freak, Marty, as she delves into Kylie Jenner, the spirit of Pablo Escobar, and a bunch of other weird shit. Plus, all new theme songs and bits! Also joining is sometimes-MIRP, @vivianizcool.

The MIRPs get super sexy with some deep income tax talk. Plus, they spoil Annihilation, chat about hate-crime hoaxes, and play the Porn Parody Name Game. Take a dive into the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs are joined by Drew McCord Austin again as Marty climbs on his socialist soapbox yet again. Plus, Cassandra and Krueger do a deep, spoiler-filled dive on Abducted in Plain Sight and all its batshit craziness. And then they discuss which actors can play which roles. Because Nooner has the authority! Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, PeterWG, who sets the record straight about the logistics Fyre Festival. We talk the actual state of our Union and compare the racist governor from Virginia to Liam Neeson. Krueger updates us on the State of the Balls and Cassandra shakes her fist at the "Flyover Yuckies." Plus, we trudge through the softest of softballs ever. Lo siento. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Joined by Drew McCord Austin, the MIRPs spin the Wheel of Racism multiple times, spoil as many movies as they can, and examine the art of "wake-up acting". Krueger continues to mock John Sylvain's keychain, Cassandra delights in Chinese confections, and Marty shows off his new dog's scrotum. Podcasting at its best. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs have the revelation that people are dumb. They also talk about sleep remedies, the Oscars, and sperm injections. Marty embraces some New Age shit. Krueger mocks John, and Cassandra makes up words. Tasty stuff. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra returns to the show along with Krueger and Marty. They talk about teachers, "Mandy", weight loss, and how apparently Marty doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. Bunch of other stuff, too. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The boy MIRPs are back in 2019 with some thoughts about some news bits, the Golden Globes, standup comedy, Thanos, and puns. Plus Krueger tries to add spice up the mix with some microphone games. The key word is "tries." Don't forget about our saggy sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The Midge returns to his tiny mic to regale us with spinning and screenwriting insights. John, Cassandra, Marty and Krueger also visit the Sports Zone, the Tech Corner, the Deep Fry Pot, and a bunch of other weird places. And then Krueger may have psychically killed someone while recording.

After the MIRPs jabber about nonsense like the Oscars and the Persons of the Year, they are joined by Lance Guest, star of The Last Starfighter, Halloween 2, and Jaws 4: The Revenge. He tells tales of being on Broadway and sharing the stage with Marty in a new play. Plus, a deep dive on what is the quintessential American movie.