Deceptively Fast With Seth Payne

Seth is joined by Sam Monson of the advanced stat site, Pro Football Focus (PFF.com). They discuss PFF's history and how a bunch of European NFL message board junkies became expert football analysts. Seth also forces Sam to bend his analysis to fit old and stupid football cliches, like "which team just wants it more."Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years. He spent time with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. Before his NFL career, he attended Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.

Seth goes over all the intriguing, well, inaction at the NFL trade deadline. Will Fuller and Stephon Gilmore were the subjects of much speculation, but ultimately stayed put. Seth also breaks down the weirdness of the Javon Wims fight and recounts some of the strangest fights he's seen on a football field.

Seth has a discussion with US Soccer legend Tab Ramos.

Seth recaps Thursday night football and takes a look at the state of new coaches and young quarterbacks in Week 8 of the NFL season.

Seth fights thru a rare virus (computer) to bring the DFP from a ski condo in a town where it's not snowing. Richard Sherman takes on Baker Mayfield, Pat Mahomes takes on Deshaun Watson, and the Mayfield returns for a go at Russell Wilson.

Former Texans linebacker Brian Peters is amongst the most physically fit athletes in the NFL. He's also one of the most ketogenic NFL players I've encountered. If you're considering or using the ketogenic diet, or don't know what the hell that means, check out this pod.

MinshewMania, Eli is classier than Seth, and Seth makes a genuinely embarrassing confession.

Three-time Super Bowl Champion ex-Patriot Ted Johnson and I hang out. Ted tells me about the new "Chill Bill" Belichick, why he thinks Bob Kraft doesn't like a certain Texans employee, and the prospects of a Gronkowski return.

The NFL is off and running! The Packers stunk offense stunk a little less than the Bears offense, Antonio Brown was suspended and then suddenly not suspended, and Seth was at ground zero of all the Texans trade drama this week.

Week 2 of the pre-season is in the books as Seth talks us through the Antonio Brown saga, Kyler Murray's rookie struggles, and Tom Brady's secret word for "sex".

I visit with Astros team dietician Roberta Anding, who was with the Texans when I was fatter yet fitter than I am today. We had a great chat, and she talked me out of all kinds of bad behavior. How much coffee is too much coffee, is there such a thing as a superfood, and should I stop believing every study I see that extolls the benefits of alcohol?

Antonio Brown just went a little bit crazier, unbelievable stories out of Green Bay, and Texas Tech banned their phones.

Seth makes his triumphant return to discuss important topics like Gronk's sex life, Jarvis Landry's crying, and Seth's mental health.

Seth is surprisingly amped about the AAF, Michael Lombardi explains why emulating the Patriots isn't all that simple, and Gary Myers tells stories about the Cowboys from his book,  How Bout Them Cowboys.

It's NFL Conference Championship weekend, and Seth gets you ready with Sean Pendergast and Michael Lombardi.  Lombardi begins at 32:30.

Seth discusses the divisional round NFL weekend with Sean Pendergast and Michael Lombardi.

It's Wild Card Weekend!  Seth takes you through this weekend's games with Sean Pendergast and Michael Lombardi, along with his thoughts on some of the potential coaching hires.

Seth pleads with Browns fans to not let their owner hire Gregg Williams as their full-time head coach.  Mike Meltser and Adam Clanton interview Michael Lombardi.  Seth may be getting fat, but he loves the strength that comes with it.

It's a fun filled episode previewing Week 17 of the NFL season.  Sean T. Pendergast and I discussed which industries most reward antisocial behavior before moving on to his picks of the week.  Then Michael Lombardi broke down the playoff race and also told us about his personal experience with Josh Gordon from their days at the Cleveland Browns.  

Seth and Sean Pendergast preview Week 15 in the NFL.  Michael Lombardi joins the show at the 34 minute mark.