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Sure, it's not really a kids movie, but there's no way anyone expected adults to take this seriously.

A movie that covers 7,000 years of history in just under half the time.

A kids movie with profound theological implications.

Simply the best movie where Nick Nolte, as a gorilla, sings along to the Apple Bottom Jeans song. Undeniably.

Ryan Reynolds. That's the movie. That's the whole movie.

Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage in this movie that has, easily, the worst pun we've ever heard as a major plot point.

Is the red panda a metaphor?

In a rare departure from our usual, we watched the sequel after the original and in consecutive weeks.

Remember when Steve Martin didn't just do family films? I feel like he remembers, and wishes he could use his grown up words in this movie.

I know it's really fun to dog on movies but, really, this one's fantastic.

The story of a bear in London and not the story of why no one thinks that's odd.

Ever wonder what it would look like if Jackie Chan produced Aladdin? Well, turns out it's actually pretty good.

Please, fans of the book, don't come at us. This movie only has a passing resemblance to the source material which was, of course, Harry Potter. Anything else is purely coincidental.

I wonder if Neil Diamond will try to pull his music from this movie due to its use of Joe Rogan? I mean, we could only hope someone realizes they don't want to be in this thing.

Lin Manuel Miranda produces his biggest hit since Silent E is a Ninja.

We love kung fuuuuuu! Actually, this isn't that bad of a movie. Pretty watchable, even. Because Jack Black, probably.

British children are always creepy. Prove me wrong.

A story of a boy, his robot, and the multibillion dollar tech industry that brought them together and then tries to pull them apart.

The story of a bear who knows nothing about Christmas and learns probably all the wrong lessons.

They did it! They made a movie about the song you've heard a million times. Only it's not about the song, or anything in reality, either. And it makes little to no sense most of the time. But they did it!