Designated Parent

We have many questions about the Harry Potter universe. But since half the team is a drunk Hufflepuff, we may never know the answers.

Snake Pliskin does Santa Clause. Not the weirdest casting for the jolly old elf, but not a great movie, either. Melonade: 1 oz. Raspberry Vodka 1 oz. St. Germain 1 oz. Cranberry juice 1/2 oz. Lemon juice 1/2 oz. Simple syrup Add all ingredients to a shaker full of ice. Shake, strain into Wonder Woman tumbler* *Wonder Woman tumbler optional.

A love letter to Canadian children's programming, and why you should be listening to their soundtracks.

The timeless tale of why your town probably shouldn't get a significant portion of its identity from that time you all freaked out because a four year old told you the sky was falling. Also, there are aliens.

Here's an idea... let's make a kids movie based on Greek mythology. It's the only logical direction to go after the success that was Hunchback of Notre Dame.

It's a movie... about emoji. We've hit the bottom and kept digging.

What could possibly be creepier than the 1980's Winnie the Pooh show on the Disney Chanel? Oh. Yeah. Christopher Robin with PTSD.

The final installment of a 14-ish movie series based on that one video that won America's Funniest Home Videos in 1991. Really.

The most unsettling moving Robert Rodriguez's production company has ever made.

Adam's awkward answers about anthropomorphic automotive anatomy.

Can an infinite number of radioactive spiders biting an infinite number of moody teens create a good movie?

Looking into the happy side of child neglect and abandonment, it's this week's episode of Designated Parent.

Seriously, who is looking after these kids in Piqua, Ohio?

The exciting conclusion to the immortal Hotel Transylvania trilogy. Wait, who are we kidding? They're going to make more and more of theses until they lose all meaning and outnumber the Land Before Time movies.

Tonight we dissect the multi-generational trauma that is Fuller House, where nothing makes sense and everything seems like it was written by aliens who were told, vaguely, how humans behave.

A movie about a talking dog and its friends saving Christmas. Because that's original. Pass the Merlot.

Our first episode, recorded on a dare. One of us gets a little drinky while we try to remember what happened in the movie we literally just watched. This time it's the sequel to the sequel to the Squeakquel. Because no one should have to watch these movies sober.