Designated Parent

In a world where all the Disney films apparently happened at once, and where Beast has united the kingdoms under his iron rule... Would have been a much better intro. Instead, we get a high school musical with the Disney villains' kids and way too much eyeliner.

The fight club of the next generation.

Remember, you can never be anything besides what you were born to be so just make the most of your freakishness and hopefully you can help some of the other freaks you meet along the way. Or possibly something more encouraging. Honestly, I don't even know how to spin this one.

It was the early 2000's and Disney decided everything needed a sequel. Even things they just made. At least this one kept most of the original cast. And, really, that's the best we can say about it.

Eddy Murphy makes kids movies. This one thing you must remember or nothing that follows will make any sense. Approaching Pluto Nash levels of bad writing, acting, directing and special effects, we submit that this is not something he should be proud of.

Teaching our kids that anything is acceptable if you're doing it in order to produce energy. Right?

When their owners are away, pets will get into a series of unbelievable exploits but still somehow make it back home through a locked apartment in time for their owners' return. But, somehow, it's not terrible.

The best movie to come out of Disney between 1995 and... well... we're waiting.

Did the world need 3 Despicable Me movies? No. But they got them anyway. Here's our thoughts on the third.

Mediocre children's book turned worse than mediocre children's movie.

Is this the best Olsen Twins/Kristy Allen/Steve Guttenberg/Rob Base & DJ E-Z crossover event of all time? I mean, I hope not. But here we are.

Did you think that one movie was enough to tell the saga of the lives of the Malibu Rescue team? You were right. But here's a miniseries anyway.

Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski. Actually, if at all possible, we should all really try to stay out of this one.

Back after a little time off, we dig into the movies our kids watched on vacation, starting with the sequel to one of my least unfavorite kids movies.

Adam Sandler and Russell Brand bring you the story of how a grown man tries to manipulate kids' imaginations to get everything he ever wanted and instead ends up with the world's weirdest guinea pig.

Tim Allen stars in what was not his worst film of 2006. But it's bad. It's really, really bad.

We are fine. Everything is not fine. But we are fine.

Reviewing a masterpiece before the inevitable unnecessary remake. Hippy Juice 1 Cup Watermelon Vodka 1/2 Cup Rum 1/2 Cup Triple Sec Top a gallon with pink Country Time lemonade made to instructions.

We're in the endgame now... We finish up last week's discussion about the Marvel Cinematic Universe by looking at Avengers: Endgame. Again, maybe some spoilers.

*SPOILERS* THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR MOVIES CURRENTLY IN THEATERS. Lisa and Adam blow through the entire MCU up to Endgame in a single episode. Spoilers abound, but so does confusion. Also, Adam is wrong, Howard stark is in Captain America: The First Avenger. And he's probably wrong about other things, too.