Designated Parent

It's an orphans movie! It's a dog adoption movie! It's all these things and, somehow, so much less.

Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger. Can I take your order? The '90's were wild, ya'll. You could get Sinbad and Shaq in your movie, people let 15 year-olds drive and get in accidents with little repercussions, and rollerblades were a valid form of transportation.

In this super ginormous sized episode Adam and Lisa get waaaay to into the psychology of the McCallister family. And a bit too far into congratulating ourselves for not being as bad of parents as we obviously could be. If we were rich.

The movie that asks the real questions. Like "Why do we let Norm Macdonald be in things?" and "Can a monkey be charged with a felony?"

What if all the Prince Charmings (Princes Charming?) were the same? This thoughtful experiment gets to the root of the most confounding mystery in the fairy tale world. Just kidding. It's a trainwreck with songs that seem like they were written by bad AI and a plot that really, really has some meaty questions to answer... but it will not.

Mandalorian, The Second Part! We discuss that the best parts of this show are probably the call outs to previous episodes of this show or else Star Wars in general. Also, Baby Yoda.

In this episode Adam confuses the Traveling Wilburys with the Wild Thornberrys. And also discusses this show that was on Disney.

The (hopefully) final conclusion to the Sharkboy and Lavagirl series.

Robert Rodriguez makes a family film about a series of acid trips he had in college. Or something. Starring two Taylors.

You will be screaming "TOM HARDY" at us for a few minutes. Sorry. Also, spoilers as we talk through the plot of a relatively new movie. But don't worry if, like us, you haven't seen Wonder Womans 2-1983. They apparently weren't needed.

*SPOILER WARNING* This one just came out! Adam and Lisa discuss the importance of settling for the mundane.

The second best Ernest movie works with the season.

Are we watching a Christmas movie this close to the holidays? No. Of course not. It's about a rat who wants to be Gordon Ramsay because of course it is.

We watch a movie about small town animals and economic downturns and discuss the importance of estate planning and life insurance.

Kurt Russel is back to save Christmas, this time with Goldie Hawn and it's, somehow, so very, very bad.

A children's movie addressing issues facing a woman attempting to re-enter the workforce and the whining of the man supporting her.

100th Episode Spectacular! Not really. We just drink while discussing the movie that teaches you it's OK to be ugly as long as you're rich and talented.

The unneeded live action remake of the Disney classic isn't as bad as it could have been.

We've had one movie already, but what about second movie? The sequel to the series that followed the movie that, really, no one really asked for.

Simply the best movie combination of Halloween and Christmas. The perfect November movie. But it also makes no sense.