Absurdist News

Happy post shark week! Especially considering who knows when you're going to listen to this - it may be before or after shark week. But anyways, Marks brings a shark tank full of articles for Max and Dave to swim through. Thanks to the boys over at Suck My (fan) Fic for the guest presentation! Look em up! topics include: surfer needs his beer, sports sharks, shark heist, father bonding, shark courting Suck My (fan) Fic: @suckmyfanfic Twitter: @Absurdist_news Articles: absurdistnews.wordpress.com