Absurdist News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Now for the baseball portion of the podcast...Twitter:@absurdist_news

It’s the finale! We’re finishing absurdist news at 100 episodes, with Marks back in the host seat bringing 4 stories about life (kind of) for Max and Dave to figure out which story is fake news.Topics Include: the secret of immortality, swimming 27km, cross country pidegons, and fight or flight or karate.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Zoomocracy is under fire!Twitter:@absurdist_news

Time to talk about... dicks! Max brings 4 articles about dicks in weird places, while Marks and Dave try and figure out which doesn't fit.Topics include: John Dillerman v Venom, Mars' dick pic, the menninist movement, and Spiderman's morning wood.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Max's goat gets got by Children.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Steve Jobs + WitchesTwitter:@absurdist_news

Variety pack for you! Dave brings 4 random articles as Marks and Max try to find out which doesn't quite fit. Topics include: outdated hentai, Dave's weaknesses, the Sesame Street Mafia, and severely under faced. Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Max's goat gets got by New Years Resolutions. Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Which Nintendo character would you eat?Twitter:@absurdist_news

Marks rings in the New Year with 4 crazy stories while Max and Dave contemplate being on the show for 2 years.Topics Include: Bollywood tampons, Dave's hot candy takes, Max's trauma and a pizza pledge.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Max's goat gets got by the Gorillaz. Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.What would you do to deter your package thiefs?Twitter:@absurdist_news

Holiday spirit? You know it. Max is back with 4 Christmas tales, while Marks and Dave figure out which stories are nice and which one is naughty.Topics include: the best Christmas song, assault rifle doll house, Dewtivity Scene TM, and stocking full of ranch.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Max's goat gets got by movies.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Colonel Sanders played by Mario Lopez. What else do you need?Twitter:@absurdist_news

We crossed the line. Dave brings four articles about politics and Marks and Max try to figure out which article to vote out.Topics: mask inspection, Joe Biden's free McDonalds, presidential temperature preferences, and the worst name ever.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Max's goat gets got by the Star Wars Economy. Yep.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Max vs a roided out cat. Who would you bet on?Twitter:@absurdist_news

The grandmothers return! Max dusts off 4 stories about grandmas, and Marks and Dave pull their spectacles on to see which one is fake news.Topics Include: Grandma Fuel, a surprise twist, rotary phone inefficiency, and punching historical inventors.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Max's goat gets got by elephants.Twitter: @absurdist_News