Astrolushes

In this 2023 new year episode, we read every single sign to filth from the perspective of Daddy Capricorn. What advice does your sign need? This lush, playful, and (a tad bit) offensive episode is here to spill the juice. Buckle up. Don’t take it too seriously. And have fun --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

What are the travel styles of every sign? Is a Scorpio sussing out the local graveyard (of course they are)? Are the Aries among us chartering a jet to the middle who-knows-where? Learn more here! On this very (*very*) drunk episode we come in *totally* unscripted to discuss each sign’s basic philosophy around travel and exploration. We promised you a mini episode that we did not deliver on — instead, we delivered a WHOLE ENTIRE EPISODE. This one is goofy, lush, wild, chaotic, and FUN. A Classic Astrolushes episode with lots of laughs (and hopefully some learning). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

This special mini episode features Scorpio season horoscopes for every sign, including a brief chat about the shadow, the subterranean, and the body. Plus we talk about our upcoming workshop on November 2. We don’t sound that drunk, but we are, we promise. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

This Libra season, we get JUICY. We discuss Libra misconceptions, and we talk Venus signs (what’s yours?). AND we introduce our super special KINK CALCULATOR — which tells you exactly what turns you on, according to your astrology. We also have special guests, Gina Maria & Tina Maria, here to answer questions about compatibility. This episode is nasty, weird, X rated, and drunk! DIVE IN. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

Are you one of the worst signs? Find out during this confessional, lushy, rude, and CHAOTIC GEMINI SEASON episode, where we gather the three most hated signs and talk about why people hate us, & who we hate the most (there may be some revelatory moments here). We even roast one another! Surprise, it’s a Gemini, Scorpio, and Cancer — three of the most disliked signs — dishing it out and getting wild. It’s like sitting on the back of school bus with the bad kids. Disclaimer: This episode for fun, but feelings will get hurt. Take what we say with a grain of salt because we sure as hell do. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

On this episode, we discuss the Scorpio full moon and total lunar eclipse during Taurus season (May 2022). We discuss the importance of shadow work and the journey into exploring past selves. We also share grounding techniques and the practice of doing nothing (aka dolce far niente…, the Italian art of enjoying life and doing nothing). Lastly, we dive into our INTENSE Sicilian journey, from the Scorpio city of Palermo to the Capricorn ruins of Agrigento and Cefalú’s Cancerian beauty. We end up in the dreamy Taurean world of Taormina. Here, we share all of our lushy lessons on magic and pleasure and ancestry…with a little help from Lambrusco, a fizzy red wine. Join us as we travel through the Mediterranean ancient world — and the cosmos. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

In this episode we talk about Pluto‘s transformational effects, upheaval, change, death, and rebirth. We talk about the Pluto return on 2/22/22 during this delicious dark Scorpio moon, and its impact on America and the individual. And we deliver big nasty juicy confessions — as well as some talks of dreams during Pisces season. This episode is heavy, sure, but who isn’t? — but we promise: it’s very RED WINE lushy. We’ve missed you!! And we hope you’ll listen! Happy UPHEAVAL Day! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

In this bonus episode, we get LUSHY and talk about all the things we love. From candles to Black Girl Magic wine and witchy books to apps & Instagram accounts we love, this gift guide is expansive and silly and this episode is CHATTY. We also get into bi-erasure and other topics, thanks to Prosecco and Sag season cocktails. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

LIGHT A CANDLE! In this BONUS episode, we talk ghost stories from our childhoods, teen years, and current day + rituals & folk magic (the Mallochio Removal!) for energetic cleansing & peace. Prepare yourself for giggles and gasps — we really get deep and spooky here! Enjoy, Scorpio season friends. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

In this episode we talk about Scorpio season travels — from a spooky New Orleans Halloween trip to a mountainous cross country drives. We talk about boundaries & gestation in art & writing. We dive deep on the Scorpio archetype (and the many tropes). We read poetry by Sor Juana Inés De La Cruz & Margaret Atwood, and we get into Beyoncé & Schitt’s Creek (is David a Scorpio or Virgo?). This episode is lushy, dark, explicit, confessional, rude, very chatty, and full of sex and death and darkness. It’s our favorite episode yet! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

In this LUSHIEST episode ever, we talk about libra season archetypes and misconceptions, Libra glamour & beauty rituals and the dark, seedling power of the new moon. We also chat about the dark academia aesthetic (who wants to solve a mystery with the help of an old book?), Libra poets, and get drunk as fuck on both red & white vino. There’s also a little Cardi B, Rumi, & Cisneros. This is probably our drunkest episode ever, and the lush starts right off the bat. Lots of laughing, and tangents, and messiness. It went on way too long (not sorry) and it’s very, very weird, but we promise it will be worth it. You are welcome. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

During this brand new Virgo season episode, we welcome you back with a discussion around the saint as self, and the self as saint. We also get into our personal journey with the Virgo archetype, ancestral magic, Saint work, crystals and pop-culture. We are so excited to be back for the 2021 season and we hope that you will dive in with us! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

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Our most controversial episode yet! Lots of feelings, thoughts and sass. In this episode we discuss Virgo season and all that it entails — work, showing up to processes, building rituals for yourself, and making sacrifices for what you want. We also get into Cusps (are they real? Are they nonsense? Oh gosh—who knows!). In our “We Call Bullshit” segment we talk about folks who don’t wear masks during COVID, plus slimy “manifestation” gurus who scam people out of their money. We end with rituals for autumn — plants, crystals, and self-care — and ways to connect with Virgo’s earthiness. Lastly, we chat about saying goodbye to summer and welcoming in the magic of autumn. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

In this first episode of the second season of Astrolushes, we offer you: all the insights and magic of Leo season, and how to use Leo energy for confidence, loyalty, and embracing your self-worth. We then delve into your moon and rising signs (and how to use them in your life). Afterward, we get into a new segment called “we call bullshit,” in which we gossip about “hexing the moon,” MLM influencers preying on vulnerability, and so much more. We finish off with a list of things we’ve been loving, including books of poetry and magic. This episode is brought to you by a big summer energy and orange juice and Prosecco. We missed you. Welcome to season 2 of Astrolushes! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

After a hiatus of a few months, we want to touch base with our listeners and let you know where we’ve been and where we are going. It’s important to us that we speak out about the Black Lives Matter movement and about the COVID-19 pandemic. We missed you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrolushes/message

Is this our most watery, magical, dreamy episode yet? We think yes. In this episode, we open with poetry, go into Pisces Season magic, mythology (Persephone, Hypnos, the river Lethe in the underworld), explore water and dream magic, ways and reasons to increase intuition, our favorite untranslatable words, and then we decode recurring dreams. This is a delicious, juicy, and star-studded conversation about the importance of liminality and dream state, and the plurality of Pisces. It’s a DREAMY one.

In our Capriquarius episode, we dive into Aquarius + Capricorn traits, our recent book faves, Glam Witch (Herkes) and Astrology for Real Relationships (Lanyadoo, Greenaway), glamour magic (lipsticks for each sign!), and then we get into Valentine’s history, Lupercalia, and how to use your chart to approach Valentine’s. Also, happy Valentine’s to everyone — coupled, single, polyamorous, asexual—everyone!

In this episode, we get rum drunk (too rum drunk, one might say?) and super confessional (we even smash a glass —oops!) about what Sag season means to us personally (a lot, apparently). We talk ideas to bring into Winter Solstice, and we explore the poetry of the Sagittarius. Expansion! Charm! Optimism! Disappearing acts! What does it all really mean? There’s also a long rambles about Taylor Swift, Tina Turner, and other pop culture icons. If you’re looking for deep, intense water sign conversation around fiery goodness, this is it.

In this episode we get DEEP on Scorpio season (is it all sex and death?), intentional book reading (Duras and poetry), full moon magic rituals, shadow work, and automatic writing, Chiron aspects, and our guessing game “who’s a Scorpio?”with SZA & Helena Bonham Carter. Also, we deal with all sorts of lushery and intense feelings. Warning: Very drunk by the end of the episode.