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A grandfather was arrested just for bonding with a young man. A cop got in trouble for buying porn. A man loved his wife to death. You'll never believe what this man did to his neighbor's penis.

A woman vandalized ice cream. A grandma wears fleshlights for socks. Stealing sex toys. How to commit sextortion. 

Selling your bath water. A gentleman is arrested for clogging toilets. A cool janitor. A body snatcher.

A woman shit so hard she got amnesia. A guy threw his shit at a judge and ate it. A woman got arrested for squeezing her boyfriend. A cleaner had a good first day at work. 

A couple hot song parodies. A guy steals pool floats. A tech reporter got arrested for online dating. A St. Louis groper. A guy gives his mom a very strange present.

A guy had a boner for 9 days. A gentleman is arrested just for living in an attic. The saga of the Swiss Cheese Pervert.

Someone attacked a poor street preacher. A woman was arrested just for sending her boyfriend a message. A guy shot himself in the genitals. Parents put cameras in their son's bedroom to protect him from himself.

Justice prevails for a gentleman with a huge dong. Inspirational story about kids to give you hope for the future. The ovipositor, a dildo that inserts eggs in your butt. A dog poop bomb. 

A gentleman spills gravy on his laptop. Someone left two presents on a patio. A young man killed and dismembered dozens of cats. In our new highlight a hero segment we honor a special olympics coach. 

Horses, goats, cows and dogs oh my! A guy brainwashed his daughter's friends into having sex with him. A grieving father is arrested just for trying to replace his son. A firefighter gets confused.

A strange toy in a McDonald's happy meal. A man arrested just for giving flutes to children. The noid.

RIP Guy That Made a Taiwanese Flight Attendant Wipe His Ass. These parents destroyed their son's porn. A genius discovers a cure for the common cold. The TriMet barber. 

Another inspiring older gentleman in England. A mother, son, and dog were unfairly persecuted. A great actor performs the role of a disabled man.

A teacher has parties for his students. An interesting vase. A man with an interesting plan. 

Sesame Street. A man was arrested for feeding the homeless! A gentleman befriends a mini horse. A guy got banned from the subway. Someone finds a unique use for a fish hook. 

Marathons. Lies from cartoons. In-depth analysis of the Mueller report. Barbara Streisand. A lady pooped on 500 feet of carpet. An interesting priest. Milonakis disease. 

Someone has been shitting in audition rooms. A delivery driver is fired unfairly. A woman finds out she is allergic to penicillin. A camera for your dong. Shit tales part 2. 

RIP Juan Corona, the machete murderer. Sex offender on a school bus. A long story about dookie. 

A preacher that makes people's dongs bigger. A house with 400 bags and 250 bottles in it! A woman blames a spank shop for flooding her basement. A Zeus-like god sent to Earth to seduce women. A teacher/renaissance man. 

Jared Fogle update. An interesting filmmaker named Mercedes Carrera. A very organized volleyball coach. A dog prostitution ring.