Toga Party

A guy broke into a morgue and you will never guess why. A 16 year old with a colostomy bag. A furry animal lover. A guy with a micropenis. A true miracle - a woman in a coma gave birth!

Getting bit in the dick by a spider twice. A very close father-daughter relationship. A gentleman with an interesting past is caught trespassing. Having a stroke in front of your family. 

A lot of talk about the Super Bowl. A slightly overweight gentleman made a chief purser wipe his ass. Russian roulette. Waking up to find your pubes covered in baby shampoo.  

A great woman breaks the highest glass ceiling. A scientist performs a very important experiment. A crab pinched a woman's vagina. A guy spanks it in Barnes and Noble. A girl got pregnant from a gentlemen's clothes. 

A woman ruined a little girl's birthday party in an interesting way. A guy broadcast himself spanking off at IKEA. A biker gang that committed a bashing and stole an alpaca. Plus one of our famous improvs!

A guy got stuck in a grease vent. A 16 year old boy goes to Sex Island. A man attempted to freshens his ass. A family of animal lovers. Someone stole a cow in India. Coin handling etiquette.

A kindhearted principal lets students stay with him. A lover's quarrel. Just in time for the holidays, the heart warming tale of Pincho the dog. The great Nathaniel Bar-Jonah.

A guy had his wiener in a jar. A lady had an interesting day. Getting shitty underwear in your food delivery. Edible Anus. A hero pharmacist. Bobcat Goldthwait and Johnny Arson. 

A gentleman shot his penis off. Should beta cucks be turned into women? An English guy forced his son to have sex with his stepmom. Some lewd and lascivious behavior. A guy dresses like an alien in order to kidnap and probe people. 

RIP George Bush. A very caring father of the year candidate. UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Ripped His Nutsack to Shreds with a Drill. An amazing tale from an anonymous Toga Party Hero.

A Chinese boy stuck a USB cable in his penis. A sex offender is described in an unflattering manner. An awesome Buddhist monk. Counterfeit condoms. A guy does a trick with his butt cheeks. The great Katherine Knight. 

RIP Stan Lee. A St. Louis hero gets unfairly persecuted. A high school basketball coach develops some innovative training methods. A pensioner in England does his thing on a roof.

A gentleman offers to help a girl stop smoking. A firefighter moonlights as a filmmaker. A guy in Thailand starts a very exclusive club. Another incel shooting. A woman takes her son's bad grade very poorly.

Guest Conor Delehanty tells us about meeting Toga Party legend, Jared Fogle. A genius hid in the waste tank of a portable toilet. A guy spanked off on a motorcycle. A fight club at a daycare center. An Amish guy offers a ride to a child. 

A guy hypnotizes women so they will make love to him. An 80 year old hero trips over a stile. A guy sues his job because a co-worker farted on him. Marilyn Manson sex toy.

RIP Dennis Hof. A guy had sex with an electric fence. The incel episode of Law and Order SVU. A cab driver threw someone out for a very minor reason. 11 dead babies. A woman had a turtle in her vagina. 

A guy shot himself in the dong while robbing a hot dog stand. A japanese guy watched so much porn at work that it made the news. A guy assaulted a haunted house. A beautiful love story in Russia. 

A woman makes some very interesting breast feeding videos. A guy got arrested just for buying dolls. A Russian couple has an interesting hobby, murdering and eating women. A kidnapper known as The Bonebreaker.

A gentleman that has a very close relationship with his mother and also an inflatable pool. An inspiring filmmaker's amazing output. We lost the great Egidius Schiffer, but not before he made a new invention in the field of spanking off. A guy threw diarrhea at his ex-girlfriend. Our new favorite youtube channel, SevenAwesomeKids. A DISS TRACK FROM ONE LISTENER TO ANOTHER.

A sex doll brothel got shut down. Some priests have a lovely vacation. A gentleman is reunited with his dead wife in a magical love story. The Von Erichs. The tale of James Patterson Smith.