Toga Party

A hero does what we have been dreaming of. A guy sticks an eel up his ass to cure his constipation. Several tales of testicles being ripped/bitten off. We pay respect to a legend, the great Kevin Michael "GG" Allin.

RIP Mac Miller. A guy got his penis stung by a stingray. A sexual assistant for the elderly and disabled. Some teens found an interesting new use for a flashlight. Celebrating at Circle K. The uplifting tale of Josef Fritzl.

A couple that doesn't know how to make love. Jackie Robinson. A very special nursing home. The inspiration story of Victor Ardisson, the Vampire of Muy. 

RIP Aretha Franklin. Asia Argento. A clumsy Saudi millionaire. The great love story of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Japanese indirect penis kissing. 

A pole dancer with a colostomy bag. A truly sickening story about a couple trashing an apartment. A gentleman ruptures his airway with a 10 inch penis. A heart-warming tale of consensual cannibalism. Many of the classic improvs you have come to know and love. 

RIP Junko Furuta. The Yakuza. Burnings. Putting press-on nails on your dong. The light-hearted tale of Lam Kor-wan AKA the Jars Killer. A woman urinates on an airplane. 

RIP Gertrude Baniszewski. A love story between a man and a deer. Frasier. Crows honor their dead in a unique way. Forcing someone to eat feces. 

RIP Robert Van Hook. You will never believe what a morgue employee did. What does it mean if a horse winks at you? A woman got very mad when she found some of her father's pictures. Paddocks. 

RIP Arthur Shawcross. Charlie Brown. A guy got caught having sex with a 92 year old corpse. A guy pretended to be blind to grope a woman. some more fetishes. 

RIP Gudrun Burwitz, Shoko Asahara. A long song about goats. A genius tied his phone to his shoes. A guy jerked off on an airplane. This fat guy hurt his balls.

RIP Joe Jackson, Neville Towner. A kid got hacked to death with a machetes in the Bronx. Capitol Gazette shooting. Your new crush, Pony. A british guy got a garlic press stuck up his arse.

RIP Koko the monkey, Vinnie Paul, XXXtentacion. How to wash yourself properly. How to do impressions. A heart-warming story about a love letter. A lady got pooped on by a plane.

RIP Tsutomu Miyazaki. Tampon receptacles. Paul Blart sequel. A brutal mogging. Kellen Winslow Jr. Pippa the dog. A woman is forced to bow to a bus God. 

RIP Kate Spade, Anthony Bourdain, Jerry Maren. No mention of five dollar foot longs. The FBI. An interesting tradition in Colombia. The Poo Jogger has been caught. A strange family friend. We get some bad news from our pastor Coach Dave Daubenmire.

R.I.P. Sir Jimmy Saville. Definitely no discussion of Beetle Bailey. An interesting Fight Club reboot. Encasing a developmentally disabled person in concrete. Formicophilia, the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by insects. 

RIP Stephanie Adams. Flagpole sitting. The great Mao Sugiyama serves up an interesting meal. An in-depth discussion of copyright law. Autonepiophilia, the fetish for pretending to be a baby and having someone change your diaper. 

The guys pay their respects to a fallen hero, Dennis Nilsen. Floorboards. Bonfires. Innovative masturbation techniques. Ligatures. Prone bodies being interfered with. Dissections. Maggots. Armchairs. Drains clogged with flesh. Unauthorized sick days.

RIP Roch "Moïse" Thériault. A lady had sex with a dolphin.  News about the great Amos Yee. Heart-warming Mother's Day tale. A woman serves human meat at a BBQ. A ghost of a masturbating ape.

RIP Robert Earl Butts Jr. Words of wisdom from the great Donald Sterling. We investigate several serial shitters. A few more sexual fetishes. 

Golden State Killer/East Area Rapist. Incel rebellion. A new game that is sweeping the nation, Cosby Battleship. A person that doesn't know how to use chopsticks. The guys plan a trip to the Philippines.