Abe Kanan

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement 2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement 3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix? 4. Do street hookers enjoy their job? 5. Craigslist creeps trying to buy Abe's truck 6. Guy on Craigslist who hid in his house from Abe 7. Abe hung out with a Craigslist buyer for three hours 8. Sam doesn't approve of the way Abe treats his cars 9. Guy who bought truck dropped Abe off at Jimmy Johns 10. "Merry Christmas" texts 11. Why isn't Santa Claus old and fat anymore? 12. Craigslist Santa's --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Recap of the lost podcast 2. Ryan had a life altering experience with a bidet 3. Junk placement when on a toilet 4. Abe thinks bathrooms should be the size of bedrooms 5. Abe's crazy experience with Caitlyn in Vegas bathroom 6. Caitlyn always mentions Kim Kardashian for no reason 7. Slobs at buffets love crab legs so much 8. Guys who dress like cowboys are wearing a costume 9. Uber drivers always claim to own their own company 10. Kids today will have no nostalgia when they get older 11. Toilets need to evolve --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss... 1. Strip club promotions and stripper resume's 2. Motels with outside entrance's make Abe fear for his life 3. Ryan doesn't care about "what you've been up to" 4. People are upset when you don't to to a funeral 5. Is "you go girl" sexist? 6. People who don't identify with gender 7. Facebook debates are stupid 8. Asshole's can't wake up and not be asshole's 9. Do leaders of terrorist groups drink milkshakes? 10. People who say "and so it begins..." 11. Worst invite ever is to see your brother's friends band --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. San Bernardino tragedy 2. Jay The Gay Glory Hole presentation 3. Facebook political hounds 4. Ryan's fake bodyguard 5. Amy Schumer isn't as fat as she claims to be --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Not sure if eating Bass would be delicious or not 2. Mohel sucking blood custom is gross 3. New Charlie Sheen headline is worse than HIV headline 4. Best place to hide HIV or aids medication 5. Female mohel's would get repeat business 6. What do terrorists do during their down time? 7. Gangbanger's wait out murders until it's warm out 8. Cold weather versus beautiful weather 9. Sam hates wet socks 10. Jay Cutler named his daughter Sailor James 11. Terrorists in WWE 12. Steam room in Chicago where tons of guys have sex 13. Glory hole discussion and questions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Sam announcement update 2. Limp spoon guys at Chipotle 3. Watching Ronda Rousey fight at dirty bar 4. Sam's high school jobs 5. Nintendo blowing and swabbing 6. Danny Gaga had a perfect Nintendo 7. Charlie Sheen HIV announcement 8. Doctor supervised Charlie Sheen sex 9. Slobs in reclined seats at movie theaters make Abe sick 10. Guy who got shittiest tattoo ever 11. Facebook flag generator 12. Obama gets blamed for everything 13. Abe passed up a place called "Dat Doughnut" 14. "Elbow lickin good" sign --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss... 1. Abe got into an altercation with guy at gym who wanted to "holla at him!" 2. Scumbags can never be gentlemen 3. New entry to things you can't look cool doing 4. The walking dead at the casino 5. Abe ate a $500 sandwich at the casino 6. Dangerous guy email at Ryan's work 7. Ryan opened the worst possible letter that you could open 8. Starbucks Christmas cup controversy 9. Racist guys with girlfriends of another race are still racist 10. Ryan kicking people out of his car incidents 11. Guns N Roses Reunion 12. Abe wore a Van Halen shirt with "X" on it as a statement for his support of Sammy Hagar 13. Guy "let Abe off the hook" in parking garage --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Transplant team truck 2. Sam is in a loud room with announcements in background 3. Sam gets upset about Abe questioning announcements 4. Abe uses gimp foot picture to get out of doing stuff 5. Sam can go over the edge in a split second 6. Abe was an AV boy and janitor assistant in grade school 7. Bass just accepts people talking behind his back 8. Abe has side text conversations ripping on everyone 9. Thanksgiving origin and Canadian Thanksgiving 10. Abe's HR lady thought he was black 11. Transitioning women who look like Larry The Cable Guy 12. 90's rap skits sucked 13. CHI-RAQ movie looks horrible 14. Guy with gross ears had an earring 15. Don't highlight your shortcomings --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe went to see Danzig in Milwaukee 2. Abe's scheme to get into the concert 3. Phil Anselmo from Pantera has endless snot 4. Ryan and his girlfriend caught John Cena's shirt at PPV 5. Tiers of celebrities at wrestling event were sat accordingly 6. John Cena propositioning Ryan talk 7. DJ from Roseanne is shittiest celebrity of all time 8. Bass' bad costume and other bad costumes 9. Guy at tire shop wouldn't stop staring down Abe 10. Translation talk 11. Lenny Dykstra blackmailed umpires 12. Jared from Subway found a way to be more gross 13. Sam doesn't want to watch anyone get eaten --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Abe has a demon come out of him during Cubs games 2. If the world ends, we aren't ready to go yet 3. Heaven might be like a crappy VIP room 4. Abe's swearing foot doctor returns 5. Abe had the worst mailman ever 6. Rappers start rapping about murder and end with weed 7. Lamar woke up when he heard Bruce and saw Caitlyn 8. Kobe and Khloe having sex in hospital bathroom --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. The Cubs playoff run 2. Jesse Jackson at hospital to see Lamar Odom is ridiculous 3. Abe's swearing foot doctor 4. Caitlyn stopping by to see Lamar 5. Dennis Hof from Bunny Ranch must love this press 6. Getting a check from Jesse Jackson is near impossible 7. Jesse Jackson at Abe's bed side for his final moments 8. What does the Pope think of Jesse Jackson 9. Abe met Jimmy john 10. Girl at subway gave Abe the perfect Mayo statement 11. Abe was pressured to buy a Prince cassette tape --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. What does Bass do when he is late for podcast 2. Sam's excuse for not being on last week 3. Danny Gaga fell at his party 4. Kordell Stewart had a weird reaction to false allegations 5. Abe is embarrassed at his 14 year old reaction to OJ 6. Great Limp Bizkit related bathroom tip 7. Black Whopper gave Abe green poop 8. Hickeys and the type of people that have them 9. How gang banger's officially commit to their girlfriends 10. Two girls had the same guys name of their arms 11. Dummy guys who mark their territory 12. Gang banger girlfriend gets made into "My Lady' 13. Loser guy ripped off girlfriends bra, then got dumped 14. Postmates makes it possible for Abe to get gross food order without being embarrassed 15. Waiters who don't want to give extra sauce 16. Girl at bank who didn't realize she was about to lose job 17. Coming up with excuses for calling off work --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sludge, and Bass discuss... 1. Sludge couldn't originally come on because his back hurt 2. Reasons sludge doesn't talk to Bass 3. The Pope was in Sludge's city of Philadelphia 4. Annoying people on Facebook who seem semi dangerous 5. Sludge has a hot national sportscaster DM'ing him 6. Abe's carbon footprint 7. Sludge and Abe ate subs & watched Entourage every day 8. Sludge and Abe roommate stories 9. Girl broke up with Sludge because Abe moved in 10. Chipotle delivery is glorious 11. Proper ass hygiene 12. Derrick Rose has group sex with his boys --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass should have been in a Doo Wop group 2. Sam and Abe snuck backstage at Farm Aid 3. Guy in wheel chair miraculously walked and then fought 4. With confidence you can walk out with a table anywhere 5. Rock bands dealing with radio people is hell 6. Old rock dj's 7. People who say they are number one, usually aren't 8. Radio tributes to dead people 9. Dimebag Darryl in Heaven --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Technical difficulties 2. Sam explains why he has to leave early 3. Ryan played Oregon Trail 4. Abe was involved in huge fire 5. Why your outfit should always be disaster ready 6. People who have the open ass smell 7. Ways to tell people they smell 8. Ice Cube had a beautiful father/son moment at Riot Fest 9. White parties and boat parties 10. Fake partying on social media 11. People who fish for compliments get unfriended by Abe 12. Pity posts on Facebook 13. Do cops like the song F*** The Police? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Talking smack about Bass behind his back 2. Ryan slept at a hospital 3. Alarm sounds in hospital when a baby is missing 4. People who scream "WHAT???" 5. Sam and Abe driving together is dangerous 6. Update on Sam's injured ass from stair fall 7. Woman at DMV was most miserable woman ever 8. People who explain meaning behind their tattoos 9. Sam's fantasy football draft live 10. $800 fantasy football league 11. Petty cash and currency exchange 12. Bailing people out of jail would be funny for Abe 13. Dorks who refer to professional athletes as "kids" 14. Guys who talk about "Adam & Steve" are always assholes --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Sam's injured while helping Abe move 2. WWE will soon have to scrub their whole network 3. Abe and Sam fight at least once a day 4. Sammy the skunk 5. Glue and boards talk 6. Abe and Sam teamed up after scratching moving truck 7. Ryan ruined surprise party 8. more useful tips like retention department tip 9. How to stay in hotel room an extra 3 to 5 hours 10. Drinking tap water with dignity at Chipotle 11. Homeless guys who hit on attractive women 12. Guy with cigars are like kids with He-Man swords 13. Cantaloupe is like a bad girlfriend 13. Bass was cast to play a dead naked slob 14. Sam versus Abe in a cage fight --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss your listener questions... 1. Homeless guys with swagger 2. To, too, two, and 2 3. Kids and sports 4. Manning family and Cooper Manning 5. Air show and like risking sports 6. Jared is the molester poster boy 7. Abe tries to piss off Sam 8. Ryan's stance on peeing in a pool 9. Abe's crazy fantasy football text thread 10. Richmond Virginia crazy night with wrestlers 11. Howard 101 questions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Patrick Kane allegations 2. Jared from Subway guilty as Abe predicted 3. Abe as President would be hilarious 4. Columbia House filed bankruptcy 5. Alphabet parent company of Google is dumb 6. Every 80's sitcom had a paid slave 7. Mr. Belvedere was a weirdo 8. Ryan checks in from Disney Land 9. Abe got his awesome jeans in the mail 10. Space Mountain is not sexy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss Abe's epic trip to Los Angeles including... 1. White Men Can't Jump Courts 2. The Dresden 3. Homeless people in Santa Monica 4. The Magic Speaker let down 5. Abe's carbon footprint at Ryan's house 6. Abe got a huge flight voucher 7. Abe's agility when a little kid puked 8. The most comfortable jeans of all time --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support