Nooner

In tonight's ice cream-themed episode, Cassandra brings the vanilla, Marty is on team strawberry, and Krueger is all shit-brown chocolate. The MIRPs list their red flags, talk about both Tik and Tok, and Steve gets indignant about this, that, and the other. Fill the sack, why don't you? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a rare tete-a-tete, John and Marty talk about how they don't like sports and discuss comedy specials they haven't seen and more idiocy that is the show's brand. Miraculously, Marty only makes ONE technical fuckup. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

When Marty’s away, the MIRPs will play! John, Cassandra, and Steve talk politics. Seriously! Don’t worry, they talk about young love and pooping too. Don’t adjust your headphones or radios or whatever, the pod starts with a circus of internet trouble for John. Old ass. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Three male MIRPs try to mansplain life to each other and the results are...predictable. John, Krueger, and Marty delve into marriage, Disneyland, and how to make it as a creative professional with mixed results. Plus some sneaker talk and hoarder analysis. You can cut the sexual tension with a chainsaw! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty and Steve are together again talking about race and the media, the metaverse, and of course, butt stuff. Enjoy! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty shoot the shit, lament the loss of a legend, and only get partway through the mail sack. Tasty stuff! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra arrives late to her own show but brings it all back to get tens across the board! Krueger talks Portland, the MIRPs talk Shang Chi, and Marty takes a look at the Daniel Craig Bond movies. Plus lotsa sack! Join in! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

But he did have horrible things to say about this national treasure! The gang is back! In person! Krueger pitches more Christmas movies. Marty does his passive aggressive thing. Cassandra is here! And John explains his mysterious disappearance from last week's episode. Don't forget to fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com!

In a batshit Sylvain-cast, Cassandra has returned! In her words, "Um..um..I’ve got lasers on both sides…" Plus, it ends in utter mystery! Tune in next week to find out what happened. Maybe...? And fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The Y-chromosome MIRPs chat it up on tonight's pod. Uh..yeah. That was great! Plus lotsa gossip and griping! Fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra, Krueger, and John engage in another high-brow minisode while Marty is off in London or something? Special surprise guests arrive! What a ride! Fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Without Marty's it's MIRPs gone wild. noonerpodcast@gmail.com. What are you waiting for?

Tonight the MIRPs talk about keeping your ass clean and also carve out the next big tentpole in the Disney empire. Epic is an understatement. Plus, we talk about the end of Marvel, sketch comedy, and we dip into the sack. noonerpodcast@gmail.com. What are you waiting for?

The MIRPs (male internet radio personalities) talk about life as a simulation, rework classic films, and outline the perfect wedding. These are invaluable nuggets of knowledge. You're welcome! Plus puss-filled sack stuff: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRP boys try to fill in the Cassandra comedy void by talking about riots, insurrections, and suffering. Thankfully, an email from a listener named Cassandra saves the MIRPs from despair. Do your part: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On tonight's Krueg-cast, Cassandra returns and the MIRPs break down the next holiday classic. Steve gets into Daddy talk and calls out Marty for being a violent drunk. It's a holiday miracle! Why is our sack so flaccid? Fill it: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Tonight the boy MIRPs deconstruct the F and the F franchise and reform capitalism. So basically, the world is saved, right? Fill the sack with your comments: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty tries and fails to leverage the MIRPs to make him a crypto bro. Instead, they reach into the mail sack, talk LGBT+ athletics, and shit on cis white hetero comedy on TV. Why didn't you send an email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

John, Krueger, and Marty bro out without actually coming to blows. They agree on deodorant, Father's Day, and why Cassandra is so fucked up. Why didn't you send an email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs gather for an IRL pod just to get pissed off in person when Marty appoints himself the show's real-time dramaturg. And for once, they actually watched the movie they recommended on the last episode (Spontaneous)! Plus, some random stuff and whatnot. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com