Nooner

Tonight, John abandons his turn at the helm of the MIRP-mobile. Instead, Krueger and Cassandra mock Marty for wearing a mask. They talk about stuff on the TV, weird facial features, and how millennials destroyed the world (or not). Email us! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In tonight's sausage hang, John, Marty, and Steve yammer on about masks in a post-mask world, new trailers from Marvel and Edgar Wright, tasty stuff from the mail sack, and more. Email us! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs reunite in person for the first time in 14 months! Hugs off mic, the usual vitriol on-mic. Lots of silliness, monologues, mailsack, and a touch of anime. Chime in by filling the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a Krueger-led episode, Steve can't stop talking about how irrelevant Hollywood gossip is, John can't stop talking creepy, and Marty can't stop talking. There's some more chatter about bodily fluids, awesome mail sack, and the MIRPs are finally gonna watch some anime. Also, Hey, Cassandra, is your new internet assistant. Listen to her in action! Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

After some debate, the MIRPs have a deep discussion on if this is this. Fill the sack. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On the verge of solving racial conflict across our vast country, the MIRPs instead opt for fart jokes and making fun of John...which has its own merits. No judgment! Sack needs letters: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On Cassandra’s amazing 4/20 show, the MIRPs manage to avoid talking about cannabis altogether. ‘Cause they’re so fucking high! Actual discussions form around stalking exes, Marvel movies, Oscar picks, and more. We just won the pool for you. You're welcome!

Krueger explores Hitler's Insta, Marty and Krueger explore odd hair growths, while Cassandra and John break down Arkansan soap operas (Grass Do Blow). Plus enjoy a deep exploration of dead air. Fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Now that we've set your expectations, enjoy John's podcast where he gets us to be nice and talk shit about each other all in the same breath. Everybody has a superpower, right? Email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In this chicken-free episode, the MIRPs solve racism, fix unwoke tweets, but fail to stop climate change. Two out of three? We face our hypocrisies and dare to challenge the Marvel monolith! Really fun stuff. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

We got the band back together! Cassandra, John, Krueger, and Marty are back discussing how to get rich from NFTs, Asian hate, and vaccinations. Marty pierces himself live on air while the others discuss how pleasant the podcast is when he isn't on. Sack up: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty is away but the MiRP's still play!

It's like Thanksgiving at your weird in-laws' house as the MIRPs bicker about wealth inequality (what's controversial?), Wandavision (what's not to love?), and bagels (who the fuck in their right mind would pick English muffins over bagels?). P.S. Marty kinda loses his shit, but not in a fun, click bait-y way. P.P.S. Is calling that out click bait? P.P.P.S.Yawn. Don't waste your time. Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs gather to reflect on a year of COVID: How are we doing? What have we learned? There's some pigpiling on Marty while we discuss Cassandra's blossoming acting career. We talk about Golden Globes, independent filmmaking, and more! Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

When Cassandra isn't around, Krueger takes the opportunity to creep on Dame Helen Mirren. The Male MIRPs explore Martian orgasms, lament the loss of Daft Punk, and other nonsense. But stay tuned for Krueger's pitchin' tips! Send in your questions: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

onight the MIRPs are in full effect. Marty foolishly looks to his podcast pals for the meaning of life, Krueger almost steals John's life force, and Cassandra wins at life. Some deep thoughts about Britney and a deep dive into A Promising Young Woman. Plus, some nice sack action. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs have a podcast without Marty hogging the mic. Enjoy the refreshing sounds of happy, unannoyed friends, chatting about non-political stuff. Fear not: the usual nonsense will be back next week! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs miraculously go through a pod without talking politics. They do talk about tendies and GME, talk about John Sylvain behind his back, and then Marty tells off Krueger and storms off the (virtual) set! Clickbait much? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

It's a sausage hang with John, Steve, and Marty! We create a safe zone for us to talk smack to one another. We look at cult films, real cults, and John's cult of personality. Some mail sack and debates, too! Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs gather to talk about the end of the country as we know it. We laugh inappropriately and others' misfortunes, Krueger kills another celebrity, and we engage in some very lively—and structured!—debate. Plus some lovely mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com