Intercepted Imperial Transmissions

In today's episode, the Librarian remembers Alaska. Does the Mandalorian have the "Power" of Pine? Who is the Jedi Teacher's Pet?  Ahsoka, Jedi school dropout, no graduation day for you. Bookstores of the past and the bookmobile of Staten Island! Is Jon Favreau the 2nd Coming of George Lucas?? And, in the Main Event, our impressions of the 4th episode of the Mandalorian Gallery; what "we" would do with one hour in "The Volume", and how Elon Musk changed the coolness factor of the spacesuit. So grab a Zima, a bag of bar-b-que pork rinds and enjoy.

In today's episode, "Is Mario Pebbles still alive?" Why doesn't Boba Fett take his helmet off?  All his friends are doing it, I guess he doesn't want to be popular. In the Main Event, what's going on in the entertainment industry during Covid-19? The Librarian floats an idea for "Social Distancing" on set. We discuss the three faces of the Mandalorian, is he Voltron? Will CGI become the new 'norm'? The future of movie release dates during a pandemic. Here are some links to things we discuss: Darth Vader's REAL Voice General Patton did NOT sound like George C. Scott Life after Star Wars left the theaters So make sure you're socially distant, grab some boiled water and hardtack, and enjoy.

On today's episode, we discuss Howard the Duck, and whether to just watch the entire Lea Thompson film collection. The truth of the Hive Mind. What??  The Mandalorian is going to explain the return of Palpatine?  Say it ain't so Favreau..and how does Moff Gideon fit into the picture? A familiar face will be filling two familiar roles. And, in the Main Event, we discuss episode 2 of Disney Gallery and break down the Joseph Campbell's "Hero's Journey", how Han is ALWAYS shooting first, some common themes found on "The Journey", how Rian threw Luke off the path, and the Librarian and Adjudicator discuss the symbolism behind Anakin/Luke's lightsaber, the Japanese katana, and Vader's armor. So, sanitize a seat, make sure you have your mask on, and join us.

Welcome to Season 3 of Intercepted Imperial Transmissions! To paraphrase Elle Wood, “We made it!” In today’s episode, The Charismatic Trio try to decipher Elon Musk’s newest child's name….XÆ A-12. We’re all in lockdown mode still, how is life treating us two months in? Somehow Alan Alda & Burt Reynolds put in an appearance. Taika Waititi will be directing the new, stand alone Star Wars film. So far The Mouse is only batting .500 when it comes to stand alone SW films. Growing up Librarian! Things to do during a pandemic. Thoughts of returning to the office, and the future of open floor plans. How do directors direct themselves when they’re acting in the film too? What…wait…they are REMAKING Flash Gordon? (Cue Freddie Mercury/Queen) And, in the Main Event, we discuss the new Disney+ Mandalorian Documentary. Here’s some joy and reading suggestions: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Storm Front (The Dresden Files. Book 1) Deadpool vs Boba Fett. Epic Rap Battles of History (Adult Lan

Welcome back! It's May the 4th, and we're so glad you could join us again. Social Distancing means that the Charismatic Trio are split between two States, so we're Zooming it! Although there is no video, rest assured that the three of us were all present and accounted for. During this difficult time, we hope to bring a little joy into your day. So sit back, make sure you washed your hands and adjusted your facemask, and relax to the soothing tones of the Intercepted Imperial Transmissions crew.

Welcome to the Season Finale of Intercepted Imperial Transmissions, we're so glad you could join us! In today's episode, we discuss Covid-19; and James Bond gets put on the back burner.  Did a virus do what Spectre and S.M.E.R.S.H could not? Does Solo take two? Clone...Clones...Clones, or "The Trouble with Palpatine". The Admiral Offers a reason why he believes that Yapple is being examined by a cloning facility. Detachable Penis (Music Video). Be warned! Roomba: First Blood Trailer  

In today's episode, Scum & Villainy....not the Heavy Metal Band from Naboo. With the cost of Coaxium so high, how does ANYONE afford to fly anywhere? Putting your money through the proverbial washer, or I am the Tax Man, Goo goo g'joob. Pharmaceutical good times in the Star Wars Universe, and the tax code for criminals. Law School for felons and we veer off the rail with Customs questions. So, grab a drink, make sure your Declaration is legible, and enjoy the show as we close in on the Season Finale!

In today's episode, a quick sojourn into the world of politics. Luxury Swiss timepieces and measuring time in Star Wars. Amber Heard, great actress, or GREATEST actress? The White House responds to a question regarding realistically building a Death Star; and the difference between the Amerikan and Soviet "Space Force"...hint, they had one first. A few "Do you know who "I" am stories, and a dog needs to relieve itself. And some links to the watches and book that we discuss, they're worth taking a look at. Omega Professional Moonwatch Tag Heuer Monaco Calibre 11 Monocles? Really?? Ask a Mortician Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: Big Questions from Tiny Mortals About Death  

In today's episode, we learn the 'word of the day', and we learn the identity of the elusive 'Omega Man'. Are 'voice' actors... 'actors'?  And who should play Ahsoka Tano if she appears in The Mandolorian Season 2? Sonic the Hedgehog runs out of steam, and the Birds of Prey get taken down by the raptor called box office sales. If you're looking for up to the minute geek news, take a swim with the Clownfish. The new James Bond theme to A Good Time to Die, and never judge a Bond by its Broccoli. And in the Main Event, we discuss what scenes we would use to 'sell' Star Wars in the age of TikTok videos.

We introduce a new sponsor, Blastech.  For all your rebel scum needs. In today's episode, we start with a short anecdote, and then move into the "new" Vader #1 from Marvel, not to be confused with the other Vader #1's that are floating around. We speculate on who can/should become the next Audrey Hepburn. It only took a month, but a new cinematic bomb was released WORSE than Cats.  *Meow...spay me!* Should we define the "Blockbuster"? Adam Sandler, comedian or serious actor.  The redesigning of a brand.

So, first, off we're discussing art, both the pop-up and concept art kind, so we go a little longer than usual!  We WILL be implementing a strict time limit in Season 3! In today's episode, we introduce a new sponsor!  We delve into ancient technologies when we talk VHS/VCRs and old videos from the '80s. We have a quick and not too boring discussion on tariffs (Yay!). In the main event, The Adjudicator shows off the latest in Pop-Up technologies and the Sith Librarian dazzles you with the "Episode IX that could have been...Episode IX concept art. So grab a sack-a-suds and join us!  

First a word from our sponsor... In today's episode, we discuss the secret word...Shhhh. What would have happened if Bruce Wayne had decided to get a "real job" after his parents were murdered? Howard the Duck L'Orange is sent back to the kitchen without the possibility of a doggy bag. Some possible Disney shakeup in the future, and Apple food for thought. A bit more racism in Star Wars and Scott Ackbar tries to show the same level of racism in the OT. And in the Main Event, we dissect the new Season 7 Clone Wars trailer!  It's looking good. Oh, #BabyYodaIsYapple  

In today's episode, the trio starts off by reminiscing about days of yore. The Return of Jar Jar? The not so subtle racism in Star Wars. Why, oh why does Admiral Scott think Jar Jar is a scientist? We discuss some potential (and unconfirmed as of yet) deaths in The Rise of Skywalker. Rey, the reason LifeLock was created. The Librarian calls BS! And, in the Main Event, we talk McGuffin's, lazy storytelling, or just the way movies roll.  And we look at the famous movie McGuffins.  

In today's episode, are we jumping dimensions, 'cause the Adjudicator is talking 007 on 007 action!  Weird. Has Hawkeye been bumped from the 2020 Marvel redeye? Why, oh why does Burt Ward talk about the junk in his Bat Trunk? Last time we discussed "Victim blaming the dead", apparently people...Burt...like to "Junk shame the dead". Why you need to read EVERYTHING new in the Star Wars Universe to understand what's going on. The Adjudicator gives us all a lesson in Star Wars Geneology. Are we getting a Rise of Skywalker: Director Cut before the month is over?  

In today's episode, we continue our discussions and dissection of The Rise of Palpa....I mean Skywalker.  **Here there be Heavy Spoilers, Matey!" What, a Mandolorian/Skywalker merge in the road? "In her satin tights, fighting for our rights, and the old red, white, and blue."  It's the Wonder Woman 1984 trailer! Does the Adjudicator start a rumor? Why doesn't anyone like my RoS Visual Dictionary?  It's CANON baby! What's up with victim-blaming the dead?  Just accept it, JJ, you messed up. So sidle up to the bar in the somehow resurrected Tantive IV, grab a Corellian Sunset, shaken not stirred, and enjoy.  I know we did.

Happy Everything, including New Year!  We're back with a vengeance! In this episode, we discuss The Mandolorian Season Finale, aka "What, where, how?" The Charismatic Trio presents our long-awaited review of The Rise of Skywalker...HEAVY on the spoilers! The Sith Librarian presents his charges against JJ Abrams, and we start to unpack the thirteen room mansion of the Star Wars Saga into the one-bedroom mobile home.  Will the Adjudicator and Admiral change the Librarian's mind?  Stay Tuned, this may be a several episode discussion. Here's an earworm for your listening pleasure. Utinni! So sit back, enjoy a brew while 3PO reboots, and bask in the sweet sounds of two nerds from Shaolin and a Jersey Boy.

In today's episode, Yapple voice by Sam Kinison or Paulie Shore?  What were we thinking? The Adjudicator watches Star Wars: Rebels and the Mouse gains a new fan. How Yoda should have taken out Palpatine when they battled in Revenge of the Sith. The Charismatic Trio continues to sing the praises of Jon Favreau's "Mandolarian". What??  Why are we talking about Dr. McDreamy? And, in the Main Event...The "Trilogy Meter" and how we think they stack up.

In today’s episode, we discuss the 6º of separation between The Charismatic Trio and Lt. Col. Vinderman. What is the military Uniform Code, and why does it matter? The rules you MUST learn if you’re going to walk in NYC, especially during the holidays, The Bushido Code, and the Mandolarian. We go off on a tangent and discuss Grand Theft Auto tactics. What ARE ‘whistling birds’, and why did the Mandolarian waste them? And in the Main Event, we discuss the differences between the Guild Code and the Mandolarian code? More Yapple!

Hello Loyal Listeners, and Happy Thanksgiving!  The boys wanted to take the day off to be with their families, but I run the roost with an iron fist. In today's episode, a warning that we whisper!  The Disney+ app crashes on the first day, what can we say but we told ya so, Mouse. Is George Lucas the $300 Million Dollar Reshoot Man? David, Paul, or Kevin Feige?  You decide because we're confused. The results of the three test screenings are in, and the results are far from promising. The Adjudicator makes a prediction and feels the sting of betrayal! Want to play vinyl?  Do it on a Victrola! From our families to yours, may your Thanksgiving be filled with love, joy, and a heaping plate of Turkey.

In today's episode, we discuss the possibility of the Netflix Marvel characters getting moved, rightfully, into the MCU. Should actual martial artists play TV martial artists?  We discuss our opinions and the history of Marvel martial artists. And, in the main event, Jon Favreau's entrance into a "Galaxy far, far away, with The Mandolarian! Nick Nolte as an Ugnaught?  IG-11, as the "Turret"ator? Who Is "Yapple"? So sit back, grab a Carbon Freeze at Enceri cantina, and enjoy yourself.